Becky, 22 years old, red headed, wearing jeans, hat, mittens, a scarf and all the tops she had brought with her, met Gillian at Mrs Bean's, their favourite café from university days. It seemed like so long ago, and yet the reason Becky was back in town was for graduation, so it really hadn't been that long at all. Gillian was already there, the skinny, bespectacled brunette was dressed in her office gear as it was her lunch break, and looked out of place among the students in their mixture of ski jackets, woollen jerseys and layers of polypropylenes and t-shirts. She was reading from a manila folder, her highlighters lined up tidily next to her notes. Becky sat down opposite her and carefully picked up the green marker from the end of Gillian's neat row. With just as much care, she moved the orange and yellow ones a little and placed the green highlighter between them.
"Don't do that! You'll ruin my system!"
"Oh no!" Becky cried in mock panic, "What if you highlight a case in green and a precedent in orange?"
"Well the precedent wouldn't be a problem, they're supposed to be orange," Gillian explained, fully aware that Becky was making fun of her, but standing up for her colour system anyway, "But if the case is in green I'll think it's an appeal and get all confused!"
"So the big scary law firm hasn't made you change your system?"
"No, but I got into a big argument with the other intern about using red. He uses it for important sections, but it totally shouldn't be used at all. Red is blatantly a bad colour for highlighting."
Becky laughed, "Sounds like you fit right in."
"I love it," Gillian replied, "It fulfils all my nerdy needs."
Becky gave her a sly look, "But what about your other needs?"
Gillian's face lit up, "Actually!" She leaned forward and said in a low voice, "I saw Mr Red Highlighter at Heaven, a new bar, last night and we only just made it into work on time this morning!"
Becky raised her eyebrows and smiled, "And?"
Gillian's eyes closed in bliss, "I think I found my soul mate!"
"Really? That kinky?"
Gillian hushed Becky, "Jeez, don't tell the whole world! But yes, that kinky," she whispered.
Becky couldn't help but laugh as she eyed Gillian sideways, "You actually found the male version of you... obsessive compulsive geek by day, wild nympho by night."
"Don't tell anyone, but it might be love," Gillian giggled.
The dreadlocked, many-pierced waitress smiled at the two women and asked if they were ready to order. They asked for coffees and a bowl of nachos to share. Screw the diets, it was too cold to pretend a salad would be enough today.
"So what about you? I bet it's great being single again after all this time. I mean, it sucks about Blair and everything, but it's good to mix it up a bit, no?" Gillian had that look in her eye that Becky knew meant she was thinking about the wildest sex imaginable. It had been a talking point between them for months before Becky discovered Blair was sleeping around that Blair was only into the vanilla stuff, same thing every time and nowhere near often enough for Becky's liking. And Becky had thought it would be great to get out and try new things once she got over the hurt of being cheated on by the man she had thought was the one. However, despite some crazy nights with her old friend Hamish a few times, Becky felt strangely unsatisfied.
She sighed, "Well, you know I've always got Hamish to fall back on when I want something... creative, but I don't know..."
"Oh my god, I love Hamish. I swear I was considering flying up for the weekend just to pay him a visit - and you, of course. I was planning it for next weekend, actually, but then... Mr Red Highlighter," Gillian's eyes closed again and her satisfaction with the previous night's activities was evident in the smile on her face.
Becky laughed again, "What, he doesn't have a real name?"
Gillian's eyes opened suddenly and she cringed as she said with obvious disapproval, "Jono. Not John, not Jonathan, not even Johnny, but Jono. No, I much prefer Mr Red Highlighter. I just called him God in bed." That last was said with a wink and a grin. Becky cringed too when she'd said Jono. That had been the name of Gillian's first boyfriend, who'd freaked out when he'd discovered her wild side and told everyone she was a dirty slut. He'd not helped matters by taking part in an orgy a month after he'd dumped her, footage of which had made it onto youporn; so he was not only an asshole, but a hypocrite, too.
"Ugh, who could live with that name?" Becky pulled a face, but smiled her thanks at the waitress as she placed their coffees on the table.
"I know. I reckon I can get him to change it," Gillian giggled, "But seriously, I can't believe you're implying that Hamish, of all people, is not satisfactory. He's the most reliable go-to guy I can imagine for anyone needing a good fuck," she lowered her voice at the last word, although the café was noisy enough now that it was unlikely anyone would overhear their conversation.
"I know, and it was good, and he's definitely imaginative, which is what I thought I wanted, but it just didn't feel... complete. I don't know, maybe I'm still in love with Blair and just can't admit it."
"Aw, Becky-Beck, Blair's an asshole. A boring-in-bed asshole in fact."
"I know, but I was in love. Maybe sex can just never be the same after you've been in love like that."
"Really? Wait, no way, I've been in love before and I still love sex."
"Well, I don't know! The whole time I was with Blair I thought the only thing missing was a little kinky sex every now and then; but now I just want to make love again. I don't want a relationship, but to be honest I can't stand the thought of just being fucked. It makes me feel dirty. I want... I wish there was, like, some kind of system where you could just order exactly the kind of sex you want and get it, just like that, no strings, no ulterior motives, no emotional baggage."
"Um, I think you're talking about prostitutes, hun."
Becky stared at Gillian for a moment, thinking about paying someone for the sex she wanted, then shook her head, "If I paid for it there would be emotional baggage. I just don't think I could."
Gillian laughed in disbelief, "Oh my God, Becky-Beck just seriously considered hiring a male hooker!" Becky couldn't help it, she laughed, too.
In the midst of their laughter, their nachos arrived and the waitress smiled at the fact that they seemed happy. Gillian closed her folder and put it in her handbag along with her pencil and highlighters. Becky took a corn chip and dipped it first in the beans and then the sour cream. It was deliciously warm on such a miserable day.
"I hope the weather's going to be better for the graduation parade tomorrow," she said with her mouth full.
"Mmm, me too," agreed Gillian. "Oh that reminds me, I made reservations at The Turkish Place for dinner and Amy and Hillary have taken over Baden and the boys' flat for a graduation party." She was about to take her first bite - unlike Becky, she was always tidy and proper and never spoke with her mouth full (except maybe in bed), when her face lit up with an idea, "Maybe you could hook up with Baden tomorrow night!"