Santa's day to deliver
Santa throws the blankets off when the alarm rings. He attempts to roll out of bed but there is a body in the way, as someone is sleeping there. He starts to roll across to the far side of the king size bed but only to find 6 more of the bodies like the one on the other side of himself. As he becomes more awake, he realizes that these are his elves for the toy factory, he also realizes that they are not clothed. So, Santa was sleeping with 7 nude women all at one time?
He figures a way to get out of bed, realizes that he too has no clothes on, and grabs a robe that was on a clothes rack to be wrapped and placed in his sleigh. He slips the robe on as he is walking to the kitchen for coffee, when just outside the kitchen door, he sees his reflection in a mirror and realizes that he had grabbed a ladies silver lace transparent neglige.
Oh well, he thought, in for 7 naked elves in bed, in for a drag queen.
When he finished his coffee and plate of crisp bacon, he went to his tailors office to get his santa suit for his years work tonight.
The tailor first admired his neglige and fondled him underneath the robe just as though it was not transparent. She had been his tailor since the beginning of the 'Gay Rights Movement'. His santa suit each year had two to five options for him to choose from. He had the ultimate final word. They had turned the choosing process into a sort of ritual, and all (well most all) had fun and laughed together, which their boss should have recognized as good for the company's work culture. But she was never around for this fun, so they were just her employees, not a work culture - to her at least.
The first choice this year was the exact same pattern as he had worn forever before she became his tailor.
He looked at it and remembered hundreds of nights in and out of it.
The second choice was a Michael Jackson style jacket and Jackie Kennedy riding jodpur pants with Uggs. All bright red and white. Gay! He was Bi, so it was too gay for tonight, however... He decided to keep it handy, maybe for his Caribbean vacation coming up again. There was a waiter at the hotel there that he had noticed to have a large bulge in his pants.
The third choice he chose to try on. A tailored blouse in lieu of a jacket. Not just a blouse, it was a blouse for crossdressers. The blouse was red and white, and when he put it on, he looked hot. He now had breasts and cleavage and a very flattering blouse. Next he wore a Patent Red Leather Belt 6" wide over a flared knee length white and red skirt. He wore red pumps and sheer red stockings and garter belt. He would, with some make up and a wig become so visually a woman that only someone watching the crowd would notice.
The fourth choice was a shiny light weight velvet feeling suede with white lace trim. This too he tried on. He looked so comfortable in it, it was decided to market it as his pajamas.
The fifth choice was a real stunner. She had created a quick release zipper and a secure suspenders that didn't fall off of his shoulders. The shirt was sexy slick. The pants fit him almost skin tight, and the hat was so feminine that his hips automatically swayed with an exaggerated movement when he walked in the outfit. He decided to wear this to the U S Marines Toys for Tots pickup last thing before he started delivering all his packages. There was a Gunny there that would fall all over him in that outfit. He had seen the Gunny's cock, and he was looking forward to sucking it.