I happened to be wandering through a mall during the time that the Polar Vortex was busy freezing everything in sight. Cold? I'll say it was cold. I saw some bums huddled around this fire in an alley and, call me a liar if you want, but there were a couple of polar bears with them, trying to get warm.
Now the mall, naturally enough, was heated. No heat means no customers, and customers are what the mall feeds on, so heat in plenty was on supply. Strolling through the mall I noticed the Baskin-Robbins store and I had to laugh. Pity the poor fool trying to sell ice-cream on a day like today. As I strolled past I noticed that the only person in the place was the young woman behind the counter.
I wasn't actually in the mall to buy anything, mainly I was there to stay warm and kill some time. At the same time I was looking around for a few items that I was thinking of replacing. A TV in particular. The set in my bedroom had given up the ghost so I had it in mind to replace it instead of trying to repair. The way repairs cost, buying new would probably be the cheaper option.
Being male, with a healthy libido, I naturally checked out the ladies as I wandered around. At one stage I found myself following this very pert little bottom that swished and swayed as its owner trotted along. Then she stopped at the Baskin-Robbins, unlocked the door and went in. There was one of those back in ten minutes signs on the door that she promptly took down, and she was heading behind the counter again. Carrying a couple of magazines, I noticed. Business was truly slack.
It's the little things that add up until you finally get a bright idea. It doesn't really matter whether the idea is good or bad. It's your idea and that's what counts. If you like it enough you act on it. My idea was created from the cold outside, the ice-cream not selling, the bored saleswoman with a very nice tush and a little 'back in ten minutes' sign. I wandered into the Baskin-Robbins shop.
The saleswoman looked startled to see a customer. She had a little identifier over her breast saying Dianne, Manager. Her breasts were just as nice as her bottom, despite being in that silly apron.
"Yes, sir, how can I help you," she asked.
"I was thinking that I'd like to taste some ice-cream," I said thoughtfully. "You don't seem to be getting many customers today. What would your favourite flavour be?"
"You're the first, actually," Dianne said with a soft laugh. "Far too cold outside for most people. My personal favourite is the Papaya Pineapple."
"That sounds fine to me," I said. I'd extracted a fifty from my wallet and was casually playing with it, running it back and forth through my fingers.
"Certainly, sir. Would you like that in a cup or a cone?"
"Actually, I realise it may cost a little more, but I would really like to lick it of your breasts," I said softly, still playing with the fifty.
"Ah, we're an in shop only service. I don't think what you're asking is on the menu."
Maybe it wasn't, but her eyes were looking at that fifty and she was considering it, whether she realised it or not.
"I don't mind eating in the shop," I said. "You may want to put up your back in ten notice first though."
"You've got a hell of a nerve. What the hell makes you think you can ask for something like that and expect to get it?"
"I've always thought that if you don't ask, you don't get. As for expecting to get my order, I'm more hoping than expecting. It's just that the customer is always right and my order isn't too unreasonable. I fully realise that there may be a little extra charge for that sort of service."
Her eyes flicked down to the fifty again. I could see she wanted it.
"No-one's ever asked for anything like that before," she muttered.
"Maybe not, but I'll bet they've definitely thought it," I told her. "Would it be so terrible to have someone taste Dianne flavoured ice-cream?"
"Just a single scoop?"
I nodded, doing my best to keep my face straight. A smile out of place and I'd be outside the shop with a thick ear.
"You know you'll get no change from that," she muttered.
"Understandable. One must pay a little more for quality," I murmured.
She stalked out from behind the counter and walked over to the door and threw the snib and turned her little sign around.
She came back behind the counter.
"Papaya Pineapple, you said?"
I nodded an affirmative.
She took out a scoop. A very small scoop, I noticed, but that was all right. This was one time when size didn't matter.
With a small scoop of ice-cream Dianne turned and walked through a door in the wall behind the counter. A staff room or store room I supposed. I followed her through it, finding it to be a combination of staff and store room.
Standing there, Dianne looked as though she had no idea what to do next. I was only doing the gentlemanly thing to help her out. She was wearing the official shirt and apron, but a normal type skirt with leggings of some sort. The shirt was a button up one. I pulled the neck tie to her apron undone and then started undoing her buttons. Maybe my hands were a little too close to her breasts because she got all flustered.
"I can do," she said firmly, pushing my hands away, and proceeded to do so. With the shirt undone she reached around behind herself and unhooked her bra. Blushing fiercely she pushed her shirt and bra off her shoulders, revealing a very nice pair of breasts.
"I should have order a mix of vanilla and strawberry," I said, admiring her. "Your breasts are those colours and would have set the ice-cream off nicely. Um, I think you may want to take your shirt and bra right off. I'd hate to drip ice-cream on them."