It started simply enough. I had had the day from hell and expected it could get no worse. I was wrong. When I awoke in the morning I was already an hour late since I had not changed the clocks appropriately when daylight savings time took effect, then, to make matters worse, on a day I had the most important meeting of my life to take place, I got not one but two flat tires in the worst possible area of the Pacific Coast Highway.
Great start to a day right? It got worse from there. My boss, the president of the company, told me that because I was not there on time and appropriately attired, in other words spotlessly dressed, the Japanese consortium that we were dealing with considered themselves insulted and refused to do any further business with our company.
It wasn't like I hadn't called to make them aware either, because I had, but still I lost my job in only a matter of minutes after we lost the contracts with the Japanese. Now, the company I work for does very discreet work for the government so I can't describe it exactly since that would land me in a federal penitentiary for the rest of my life but suffice to say that the Japanese were very necessary for my previous jobs operational goals.
So, as I am chartering a car to take me back home since my company car went with the job, I realize I am a bit too old to start looking for work again. A search made all the harder when you can not look in your field easily since you can't describe your work to your possible future employers. Alas, a job search is in the cards for me. I know it will be several hours before I can get home through the traffic, but at least this time I am not the one doing the driving.
I got myself a whole stack of newspapers and figured I'd start my search as the limo driver worked on getting me back home. I was just really getting into it when, and I'll be damned if I can believe this myself, the fucking limo got a flat as well and dang close to where I'd gotten mine this morning. What was I to do? I sure as heck could not let the limo driver change the tire could I? I mean she was a sweet looking lady and all and my age old belief in chivalry sure as heck just would not let me do it.
So, here I am changing my third tire of the day, covered in grease, sand and oil, bemoaning my situation when, of course, as I knew it had to happen, the fucking sky opened up and deluged the whole damn road. Of course the lady I was changing the tire for decided that we'd best let the rains pass and try our luck at changing it then.
That was when my luck really changed. Maybe it was just me, maybe she really liked my chivalrous attitude-especially given the way my day was going-or maybe she was just really, really horny. Whatever the case was Diana was definitely what the doctor ordered for me and apparently I was what the doctor ordered for her. I watched amazed as she lowered the partition between front and back and crawled through after first locking the doors.
I must admit the sight of such a beautiful woman, one so obviously in need , yet whom could have any man she wished, coming on to me so blatantly was a major turn-on. Of course her large, nearly fully exposed bosom coming through the partition might have also been part of that turn-on. I know I was sporting a major league woody at the time and that there is nothing that could have caused it to go down anytime soon.
"Sir," she said, "I know it has been a bad day for you and my car problems are not making anything better but perhaps you could help me with another."
"What is it," I replied simply.