I was going out on a date with a girl I had been dating for a few weeks. She was nice and pretty and I like being with her, but she didn't do it all for me. But I like to date and fuck so...
She got into my truck "hey we are going to meet my friends tonight."
"Do they have big titties?"
She just stared at me.
"It was a joke." I said and then quietly to myself I said "I hope they have big titties."
We get to the bar and I relies we are meeting another couple, you and a man.
"This is not, meeting your friends, this is a double date."
"But both of them are my friends. So it is both."
"ough."
The bar was dark so I couldn't see you very well but you are about the same height and looked a lot like the girl I was dating. The more we talk the more I could not get over how much they look alike.
"She looks a whole lot like you."
"She should she's my sister."
"Ok! Again, not friend! A doubly date with your sister!"
"And ex-boyfriend." She said with a smile. And then in a quiet voice "Or maybe he was my ex-husband."
I just stood there dumfounded. When I came back to myself I said. "Ok. I need the whole story here. This is a crazy wearied situation you just put me in. Why are we here and why didn't you tell me?"
"I told my sister about you and she wanted to meet you and he follows her around like a puppy."
"Fuck I need another drink." I say as I go to the bar. You get up and follow me there.
"Your cute." You say to my back.
"Yes, thanks you." I reply
"Really!? I say you cute and you say "Yes!" Is that really what you think about yourself?"
"Um. Yes and no. I didn't know that is what you said. I thought you asked if I was having a good time and I was just being polite. But yes, I think I am cute."
"So you're not having a good time with us and you are arrogant? This is not any better you know."
It is loud in here so I lean in to apologize. I naturally put my hand on your hip and say "This is not the date I was expecting. I'm sorry for not having a better time. But I'm cute and frankly so are you." I pull back and smile.
You smile and roll your eyes. Then you look down at my hand that is still on your hip. You grab it like it's a smelly fish and drop it, turn and walk off.
"Well this night is getting better and better."
By the time I get back to the group I can tell I'm the odd man out. The ex is getting really drunk and neither of you will talk to me. As the night moves on I can see you try to get frisky with your date and he is too drunk to reciprocate. I just sit there and watch you get horny. You are all but jerking your date off right there. Your sister, my date, will have nothing to do with me because you told her I said you were cute.
We go outside to get away from the crowd and we sit at a round table boy girl boy girl, so you and I are now sitting next to each other. We are all very drunk now and my leg touches your leg. You look at me and I give a half hearted smile, but to my surprise you give me a nice smile and a wink back.
Now I'm drunk and very confused. I have no idea what the wink meant but I know what I wanted it to mean. I didn't know until you crossed your legs and slipped your foot behind my calf and started moving it up and down. You saw this made very excited and you could see a little sweat form on my head. You could tell your sister was so drunk she could not see what was happening so you then ran your hand on my leg. With this I think it is open season and put my hand on your legs and start to see what you let me do. I run my hand down to you knee and try to find my way under your skirt, but you legs are crossed and I can't get anywhere.
You uncross your legs and say "I'm getting kind of worm."
Your sister asks if you want to go back inside and we both quickly say "NO!" a little to loud. We are all very drunk and she doesn't notice.
I now have access to run my hand up between your legs and I don't waist anytime fucking around. I run my hand straight up to your panties and I am suppressed to see you have none on. As my hand touches your pussy you give a loud breath in and look at me with shock. I just calmly smile back and start to run my finger outside you clit. Just circling you. You look at me with a get your hand out of there look but you are simultaneously opening your leg wider and wider. I don't know which sign you are giving me I should follow so I follow the one I want to and slide my finger in-between your clit walls down to your opening. You face keeps getting more shock on it but your legs keep opening so I don't stop and I slide my finger into you, right there at the table with your date and sister watching.
Your legs are spread as wide as the table and chairs will let them be spread and I am moving my finger in and out of you as you finally get hold of what is happening. I can see you thinking really hard about stopping me with a slap, but there is a part of you that really likes what I am doing to you. I can tell you made your decision when you look at your sister and run your hand down my pants and wrap you fingers around my now hard dick.
Needless to say we keep pumping alcohol down our date's throats and touching each other into a places we should not be in public. I go back inside to get more drinks from the bar and I'm forcefully turned around and find your tongue shoved half way down my throat. We stand there in front of everyone making out hard and openly feeling each other up waiting for our drinks. On our way back to the table you say "watch this shit!"
You get overly excited and say this was last call (it is really only 12:00). "They say we need to drink up fast and leave." We all take our shots and you collect the two of them quickly moving them out of the bar and into a taxi. You tell your sister and the driver that they're both going back to her place. You pat the cab as it leaves and say "I could really be sending those two to a very confusing place."
"Do you think they will fuck when they get there?"
"Yes! They both still love each other and they are just too stubborn do admit it."
With that you spin around and look at me with anger in your eyes.
"I'm not that kind of woman!"
"Yep."
"I don't do this kind of thing!"
"Yep."
"You ever do something like that to me or any woman in public again I will punch you in the dick."
"Yep."
"Now take me home!"
"Ok."