12 hours in the company of an undercover catholic priest tends to sober the mind especially when you are as randy as hell and wondering if the object of your adulterous affection will like you in the flesh.
Disembarking my pulse was already racing so by the time I'd gone through immigration, collected my luggage and was ready to leave I was wondering if my legs could carry me the final few yards to the arrivals hall they were shaking so much.
We'd been texting since I'd landed and apart from a momentary panic that my mother would be there to surprise me I was safe in the knowledge he was there. And he was, looking a little older but just the same as he had some 20 years before.
I scanned his face to see if there was any hint of attraction from him - zip! Oh well, I thought, easy come easy go.
The drive to Brighton was uneventful apart from the frightful speed of the road. Dinner was okay. Still nothing although I did notice he kept mentioning I go and shower, then change upstairs in his room rather than use the bathroom downstairs - was this a hint or was I just being too hopeful? Too hopeful I decided.
Eventually we had a chance to talk and the subject of the downs came up - and where was the best place to see the downs? Were else but from his bedroom window!
And he was right. The view was wonderful. It was while we were looking at a white war memorial in the distance that I had the first inkling that the kimono condom currently languishing in my pocket may be pressed into service.
Standing slightly behind me I felt his hot breath on my neck and instantly my libido sprang into action. Surely he hadn't remembered about my neck? Do I grasp the nettle here? I thought.
"I have a very sensitive neck that turns me on in ways you can't even begin to understand. Unfortunately for you and fortunately for me you're hitting it by merely breathing. Currently my body is turned on in a multitude of ways which I won't go into now. If this is not what you want it might be a good idea to shift about 6 inches to the right, otherwise carry on."