Army Exploits Series
Even those who never served in the military are probably mindful of how unique the life of an enlisted person must be. As a veteran of seven years, I can certainly bear witness. Most could not imagine, though, that finding romance or even occasion for casual sex can, itself, be an exceptional challenge.
Without fail, every time I share any of my sordid tales of intimate congress while in the Army, people are overwhelmingly shocked and enthralled. Hopefully, with this series of short stories that I'm calling "Army Exploits," I can stir up a little amusement, curiosity and lust or possibly encourage others to write about their time in service.
My goal is to share authentic experiences, warts and all, as best as I can remember them. I'm not wanting to over embellish or try to make myself out to be a hero or gigolo. This won't be in chronological order, either. My expectation is to submit stories as inspiration dictates. I always welcome comments, criticism, feedback of any kind. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy.
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This will be the third and final chapter of this tale of a gullible GI and his stammering seductress. If you haven't checked out
Barracks Rat
and
Barracks Rat 2
, I would recommend staring there so you don't miss anything. For those who might be sensitive to the subject, I must warn that this segment gets a little darker. There is some BDSM, and if that's not your flavor, I won't be offended if you pass. Everyone else, I hope you have fun reading and keep an eye out for more from
Army Exploits
.
Barracks Rat 3
"Nunan, see me after formation," instructed Sergeant First Class, Garrett. His normally jovial Wisconsin accent could not hide his frustration with me being late coming back from lunch. He went on with his normal end-of-day brief and set the agenda for tomorrow.
"Platoon... ...Attention!" He barked and then he dismissed us, ending our day's work. His glare cut hard through the gaggle of soldiers making their way to the parking lot. My day wasn't over. I was sure I'd have a little rigorous exercise and a stern ass-chewing before I would be permitted to pack it in.
He didn't move from his spot. Hotly, he instead pointed with the classic knife hand gesture to a spot about three feet in front of him. I shuffled over and snapped to parade rest, nervous about my fate.
"Alright, fuck-stick, you better have a damn good excuse showing up late." He bellowed. "And I mean you better have broken your neck or banged a centerfold."
I couldn't help but snicker. After all, he had an uncanny mastery of profanity. My brief break in military bearing was only going to get me in deeper trouble, but for God's sake he was hilarious.
"Something funny, shitbag?"
"No, Sar'nt, I'm sorry." I said, as I composed myself.
"Well?" he growled.
"Sorry, Sar'nt, I just dozed off and forgot to set an alarm. Won't happen again." I muddled.
He scowled at me for a painfully long time, letting me bathe in my shame. A subtle interrogation tactic which goads you to keep talking and possibly further incriminate yourself. I didn't fall for it, just stood stiff, eyes forward.
"Bullshit!" he quipped. "You know what? Let's have a quick barracks inspection. Think I might find some contraband?"
"Fuck!" It thought. I was busted. Somebody must have snitched. Time to change my strategy. Keeping up the farce would just bury me further. Perhaps if I came clean, I could plead for mercy.
"Um... ...uh... ...Sa'rnt, I uh..." I stammered.
"You got something to say, shit stain? You better spit it out now." He warned.
"I... ...it's a girl. Um... ...I was with a girl at lunch." I confessed. "She's up still there in my room."
"Is that a fact?" He said, almost sadistically. "You've got some cum-guzzling tramp up there freeloading on government property. Do you have any idea how much shit you can get into for that?" He inquired rhetorically, pacing back and forth in front of me.
"Yes, Sa'rnt." I replied out of reflex. Fact is, I knew it was wrong, but had no idea how bad it was, or could be. I couldn't possibly know if she was anybody's daughter, wife, sister. Suppose, for instance, my battalion commander's daughter, who was supposed to be away at college was all along getting defiled by one of his soldiers just a few yards away from where he worked.
Sergeant Garrett stopped in front of me and grabbed a hand full of my uniform, pulling me close to him. A few inches from his face, I could smell his breath, and with it the gravity the moment.
"Answer the next few questions very carefully." He scowled. "Is she over eighteen?
"Yes, Sa'rnt." I affirmed.
"She had better not be living here." He stated.
As I shook my head, he loosened his grip and stepped back. He then fished a cigarette pack out of his pocket and went through the ritual of lighting up. Taking his first drag, I could see that his demeanor had lightened.
"Big titties?" He asked with a half-smile.
I reciprocated his tone and body language. "Huge," I blurted out. "Sweet little turd cutter too." I added.
"Aw, bullshit!" He joked. "I bet anything she's got an ass like a city bus and a face like a mud fence, I guarantee. You, dumbass privates are all the same. First time you drag your pathetic little pecker through something, you think you found the love of your life. Wait until you find out she's seen more shaft than a West Virginia coal miner and has six dismounts to show for it."
I furrowed my brow. Dismount, I understood, was a scout cavalry term for a soldier outside of a troop carrier. Not sure how that was pertinent.
"Kids, dipshit. She got any kids? He teased.
"Oh! No Sa'rnt, no kids," I replied.
"You better be careful; pack a raincoat. Seriously, wrap that shit up." He said, shaking his head. "Don't want to come home with the drip, or whatever the hell else is out there. Plus, if you end up knocking her up, I swear to God, life as you know it will be over. She's going to want a ring." Chuckling, he said, "Before you know it, you got a full blown dependa-potimus on your hands."
"Dependa-what?"
Throwing his hands up, he huffed, "Goddamn, Private, you really are wet behind the ears." As if quoting from Merriam-Webster, "Dependa -- Military spouse and subsequent brood. If a bitch like that gets their hooks in ya and they see all that extra cash and benefits you'll be raking in, you won't ever get rid of her. Then you'll find out that baby weight doesn't come off so easy. Best case you are lucky enough and she doesn't become a land manatee overnight. Then there's the other thing. Your little blushing bride comes with baggage. A whore can't change her stripes. Every time you go on deployment, she'll be getting turned out by some other idiot private and blowing all your money on her new side piece.
Concerned, I said, "Shit, Sarge, what should I do?"
"Look, kid, I don't expect you to live like a monk. Hell, I've been there, barracks life is shit. When it comes to pussy, you don't exactly have many choices." He consoled. "All I'm saying is be careful. You don't want to spend eighteen years trying to pay off a few minutes getting your dick wet"
"Yes, S'arnt, I'll be careful." I replied.
"Now, get the fuck out of here, private... ...police up all these butts, first." He said, dismissively. Flicking his onto the pavement in front of me, he added. "Start with that one." Before he left, he turned back and warned, "God's sake, don't get caught hiding your whore in my barracks."
* * * * * *
My chore didn't take very long, but the whole time I fumed. I just knew, she was spotted outside my room, even though I specifically told her not to be. Her dumb ass got me busted and it could have been way worse if the wrong person found out.