I am a night-shift systems administrator for a large company in town. I just can't believe I let them rope me into this. I had a wonderful day job and I let them talk me into this. Ain't that just wonderful.
Anyway, I was sitting in my office alone. I was a little irritated and a LOT bored, so I fired up my IRC client and went surfing for some cyber. Hell, I have the whole 2 story, 8,000 square foot building to myself...why not? So, I'm surfing through IRC looking for a likely candidate when I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. I shut down the IRC program and just as I stuck my head out the door, Anna got to the top of the stairs.
"Hi, Anna" I said. "What are you doing here? It's..." I looked at my watch, "11:30."
"Yeah, but tomorrow is my last day. I forgot a few things in my desk. I also knew that you would miss me. So I want to give you something that I KNOW you won't ever forget."
I gulped at the possibilities. Anna is a 36-year-old divorcee with brown hair past her shoulders, absolutely GORGEOUS brown eyes. I've wanted her since she started work here. Tonight, she was wearing a light sun dress (it had been an oddly sunny day) and some white spike heels. Those heels were showing off her impressive legs. Don't even get me started on her tan. Needless to say, at this point I had a raging hard-on. Most men would be somewhat embarrassed about that. However, my normal mode of dress spares me that discomfort. I usually wear plain Levi's jeans and a T-shirt.
Hiding my hopes, I thought "dear god, PLEASE let it be what I think it is!"
At the same time, I was saying "Oh, that's cool. You didn't have to get me anything."
"It isn't something I got for you. Its something I always had," she said with a smile.
She slowly reached up and slid the shoulder straps for her dress off of her shoulders. The light dress fluttered to the ground around her, revealing her gorgeous body. She was a tennis player, so she had excellent muscle tone everywhere. And one other thing...NO TAN LINE!
When I started stammering like an idiot, she stepped toward me, pulled me in close and whispered in my ear.