© 2022, All rights reserved -- mimaster
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Owen had his nose pressed up against the glass of the patio door, looking outside. He kept turning his head, looking about, searching. Every once in a while he smack his tiny hand against it, and excitedly yell, "POO!"
Darren was in the room with him, and he was befuddled. "Bets, he keeps saying he has to go."
"He's not potty trained yet," she said as she looked away from the morning paper. "Besides, when he has to go, he just goes off by himself and does it quietly. He hasn't started announcing it yet."
"Well what's he saying?" he asked curiously.
Neil walked around the corner from the hallway, drying his hair with a hand towel. He was shirtless and barefoot, strolling around in a pair of snug gym shorts after just getting out of the shower.
"Thanks for letting me shower here," he said as he stood in the entry to the family room.
"Any time, sweetie," Betsy smiled.
"I'm not sure
when
I would have gotten into a bathroom at the Franklin's. Marlin was up early to head the woods, and before I knew it Jean followed him in the one upstairs... and Anna's in the one in the basement."
Neil and Ann were on vacation, once again visiting their folks over the Thanksgiving holiday like they had every year since they'd been married. With them alternating where they stayed between the grandparents, changing locations every trip, it was the Franklin's turn to host them. But with Marlin out early deer hunting, and the women taking their sweet time getting ready, Neil decided he didn't want to wait until after lunch to take his shower. Packing up Owen in his stroller and gathering what he'd need once he got there, Neil set out on the five block walk to his parents house.
It was a perfect fall day. The brilliant sunshine provided plenty of warmth, but it was just crisp enough to make you notice the season. That is if the piles of raked leaves along the streets or the smell of some burning in the distance didn't already give it away.
Darren's inquisitiveness got the better of him, and he questioned, "Neil, what does Owen keep saying?"
"I don't know. I was in the shower."
"He keeps pounding on the window and saying 'Poo'. What do you think he means?"
Neil laughed and said, "He's saying pool, dad. He's looking for the blow up pool that was out there in the summer."
"Oh my God," Betsy giggled. "That is so cute!"
"He remembers that?" Darren asked, his face twisted into a question mark.
Neil chuckled again. "Obviously he does. He's saying it. Hell, after what Anna told me what she saw you and mom do in it, I'm surprised not to see it out there myself."
"What?"
"Stop teasing your father, Neil. I don't want him getting skittish about that. I'm hoping to get laid tonight," Betsy replied casually.
Darren shot her a glance. "You got laid
last
night."
"Your point?"
"I don't have one, other than that's four nights in a row," he boasted proudly.
"That's because Anna's in town. You
always
get hornier when she's here. Not that I'm complaining. Like I said, I'm hoping for five! Lets keep that streak alive, dammit!"
"Anything you say, sweetie," he winked.
Neil shook his head and smiled. "My God you two are incredible."
"We like to think so," she shrugged.
"POO!" Owen shouted, banging on the glass again.
"Darren, your grandson is just going to continue doing that unless you find something else for him to focus on. Take him outside and play."
"Play? We've got work to do. C'mon Owen. Let's go rake those leaves in the backyard that I've been putting off."
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Neil was standing in front of the patio door like Owen had been earlier. He was buttoning up his flannel as he watched his dad and son 'work'. Contrary to Darren's assertion, there was no raking involved.
He had put a huge sheet on the ground, staking it in place at the corners. Then, he used his electric leaf blower, and was in the midst of herding the fallen foliage onto his linen target. While doing that, he chased Owen around, blasting him with the air that was shooting out of the nozzle.
"I can hear Owen giggling over the blower," Neil commented. "I don't think I've ever seen Dad smile that big."
"He loves that boy," Betsy said as she appeared at his side, putting her arm around his waist.
He dropped his over her shoulder, hugging her tight. "He loves you guys too. I wish Anna would get here. I need the camera."
"You want to borrow ours?"
"Wrong kind."
"You want the Polaroid?"
"That's not what I meant."
"So
you do
want the naughty one."
"What?" he laughed.
"The Nikon. The one you use to take all those X-rated pictures of your beautiful wife."
"Oh, that one. No. We got a new one."
"Better than the 35 millimeter?"
"Not better, just different. You'll see when she gets here."
"Suit yourself. You can use our Nikon. There are just a couple of exposures left before I have to change out the roll. But not to worry. I'll be sending the film off to Rose to develop, so she can send you copies of the ones of Owen. But
only
those. I wouldn't want you to see your mother being a slut like your wife can be."
"Holy crap, mom! What's gotten into you? And don't you dare say dad!"
"Ha! That's funny. And true. But I already told you, your father gets really horny whenever Anna comes to visit. And that ends up having the same effect on me. I wish you all lived closer, and not just because we'd get to see Owen more."
"Somehow I don't think you're starving for sex because we live nine hours away."
"Starving? No. But
the kind
of sex we have gets more adventurous when you're here," she teased.
"Yeah. That's it. I'm going outside. Let me know when Anna gets here so I can get the new camera out of the van."
He didn't need to be alerted. He heard the van pull up twenty minutes later, actually coming to a screeching halt on the landing at the top of the driveway. The door slammed shut seconds later, and he could hear her heels running on the concrete as she raced around the vehicle.
She stopped, hearing her son laughing, and she called out. "NEIL! NEIL! ARE YOU IN THE BACKYARD!"
"Yeah, babe!" he answered, not nearly as loud but knowing she heard.
She ran to the gated door of the privacy fence, happy to find it unlocked; Darren having used it to bring the leaf blower and extension cord into the yard. Flying through once she opened it, she stopped to kick off her stilettos so she could run faster.
"OHMYGODOHMYGOD!" she shrieked as she closed the distance to her husband in a flash. Her smile was so wide it was a wonder she got her head through the opening in the fence.
When she got three feet away, she launched herself at him. He anticipated it and braced for impact. Her arms and legs enveloping him like she was velcro, Neil barely budged as she thumped into him.
She began kissing him wildly, giggling all the same.
"Why don't you ever
greet me
like that, Bets?" Darren laughed.
"You'd probably move out of the way if I tried that," she smirked.
Owen went running to his parents, hugging the side of Neil's right leg. Neil squatted down, still holding his wife aloft with his left arm around her lower back. His right hand slipped under his son's armpit and lifted him quickly, tossing him into the air. Owen giggled happily as Neil spun slightly, catching him effortlessly with his forearm under his son's rear end. He held his family off the ground, the three of them having a loving group hug.
"You wanna try that move too?" Betsy said with a heavy laugh.
"Jeez, it would have never crossed my mind to try something like that," he replied honestly. "Sometimes I forget how freakishly strong he is."
"Like his father," Betsy noted proudly.
"And his wife. She's so much like you it's like shes really your daughter."
"Shes the closest thing I'll ever have to one."
Neil set them on the ground, only then noticed that Ann had been crying recently. It was a total contradiction to how she'd acted when she'd shown up. Obviously things weren't as they might have appeared. He just wasn't sure which way her emotions were really swinging at the moment.
"What's going on, babe?"
"Oh my God, Neil! It happened! I'm finally going to be a maid of honor!"
"Matron," he grinned, correcting her.
"W... what?"
"You're married. That would make you a
matron
of honor."
She slugged his arm playfully and said, "Will you be serious! And don't you dare tell me you are right now."
"Okay. So, who is it... Tina?"
"Holy shit! Matt finally popped the question?" Darren replied, running with that logic.
"Huh? No... no, it's not Tina. That's how rumors start in this town, dad. You should know that."
"Then who?" Neil asked.
"Valerie! Kendrick asked her last night in front of her family. He asked Christina too!"
"Are you serious? They've only been together, what... four months?"
Betsy rolled her eyes and said, "Hello pot, meet kettle."