© 2025, All rights reserved – mimaster
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Every town seems to have one. While national pizza franchises dominate the landscape, and the consciousness of the collective consumer, every town has that one local legend that goes against the grain. A place that puts far more emphasis on the ingredients to create an unparalleled taste of their product, rather than on the packaging they put it in. Face it, the more basic the delivery box, the better the pizza it contains.
Not only does each town have one…
they need
one. It could be a dive, or a hole-in-the-wall. Maybe it's a pub, or perhaps a greasy spoon. But it's always a place where the pizza is so spectacular that it creates the atmosphere and makes the overall experience memorable. They don't need people with sandwich boards standing next to the road, or promises of being able to get it hot and ready just by walking in. They don't need million dollar advertising campaigns or movie product tie-ins to sell their pizza. All they need is word of mouth. The quality of what comes out of that special oven they have in the back does all the rest.
From the parking lot, this one hadn't seemed that big. The pizza joint where Dana and Missy had set up the going away party for Ann looked like it wasn't big enough to hold thirty people. Never mind the sixty to seventy that were supposed to be coming to meet me, and show Ann just how much they cared about her. Yet when Ann and I walked in, I was blown away.
It reminded me of some of the dark caverns I'd been in as a kid in Virginia; it seemed endless. There was the huge main room that we had walked into, and then there were numerous chambers that extended off of it. I was looking around for a tour guide to take us through the place and explain the various sights.
Instead, a cute waitress in a very short black cocktail dress came over to greet us. She stood about 5' 8" in her heels, and she had very stylish, cropped brunette hair. The dress she had on was somewhat conservative, likely because it was a family establishment and not a Hooters, but it perfectly accentuated her athletic legs. Her upstairs was a little smaller than Ann, but her breasts were just as perky.
By greeting us, I meant she practically ran in her 4-inch heels and launched herself at Ann, hugging her tightly. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD… ANN!" she screamed as she clutched onto her friend.
"Hi Gloria. It's good to see you," Ann laughed, hugging her back.
"You too! I am
soooo
glad Dana and Missy decided to have the party here. I'm sorry I missed the shower… I couldn't get the night off."
"It's okay, Gloria. I understand. You didn't miss that much," she said, smiling at her friend.
"Bullshit. I already know I missed the strippers. Were they hot?"
Ann smiled, letting go of Gloria with her right arm as she pointed towards me. "
Let me introduce
you to hot. Gloria, this is my fiancé, Neil. Neil, this is my amazing friend Gloria."
I held out my hand and said, "It's great to meet you, Gloria."
Gloria let go of Ann and practically jumped into my arms, giving me a huge bear hug as well. It startled me a little bit, but not as much as when she reached down and grabbed my crotch. I flinched and pulled back, but Gloria didn't let go for a moment, her hand lingering as she felt my shaft. I looked over at Ann, who had an odd smirk on her face.
"Gloria?" Ann asked, quizzically staring at her friend.
"Sorry," she said, reluctantly letting go while giggling.
I was bewildered at what had just happened. I tried to make light of it, and said, "Uh… if that's how the rest of your friends are going to say hello, I'm not sure I want to meet any of the guys."
"
What was that
all about, Gloria?"
Gloria turned a shade of red and said, "I'm sorry, Neil. You too Ann… I just had to know if the rumor that's running rampant in the back was true."
"Rumor… what rumor," I asked innocently.
Ann sighed and said, "About you, Neil. My girlfriends are talking about you."
"What
about
me?" I said naively, still stunned that I'd just been groped by a girl I'd literally just been introduced to, right in front of my fiancée. All while standing in the entrance of a packed pizza parlor.
Ann looked at Gloria and smiled. "Isn't he just the cutest guy in the world. He has no idea sometimes just how amazing he is."
"I'm sold," Gloria replied with a giggle as the two of them stared at me.
"WHAT?" I said, still focused on my suddenly bulging crotch.
Ann hugged me and said, "They're talking about your cock, baby. I told you they would be, now that they've seen it."
"You didn't say they'd
talk
about it. You just said you weren't sure you should have done what you did. And why would they need to talk about it. They already saw it… me!"
"Neil… what if you and your buddies saw a girl flash her tits? Wouldn't you still be talking about it afterwards?"
I stood in place, a blank expression on my face as what she had said sank in. I nodded, realizing she was right. My friends and I would have been talking about being flashed every day for a month… and it would be recounted often for years thereafter. I really shouldn't have been that shocked that Ann's friends were talking about me less than a couple of hours later. Maybe I wouldn't have been so surprised, had Gloria shaken my hand instead of my groin. I was still a little stunned she'd done that.
"Well, that's what they're doing, baby. They're sharing, because they know what they saw was pretty damn special."
"It's no excuse, but that's why I grabbed you. I thought they were kidding me, trying to make me jealous about not being able to make the party. I mean, I knew they saw it… they wouldn't make that part up. But when Missy handed me my door prize and said you were thicker? I didn't believe her."
"Oh… Missy gave you a dildo too? Sweet!" Ann reacted excitedly, like it was a normal thing to do or say in a crowded restaurant
"Yeah. It wasn't like I didn't
want
to be there. I did, more than anything. I tried, but I couldn't find anyone to take my shift so I could get off of work. But Mack felt sorry for me… so he said I get to work your party, and I don't have to work the floor. I'll get to be with you tonight. Hell, I'll even get paid to do it!"
"Great! I'm so glad you're going to be with us. It wouldn't have been the same without you. And I really missed seeing you at the shower."
"And I apparently missed seeing a nice, fat cock," Gloria teased, leering lustfully towards my crotch.
Ann laughed and reached down and fondled it herself through the front of my shorts. She was doing it in front of her friend, but she was also doing it openly for anyone that might be looking our way. My cock lurch and started to grow. "I think it's showing off for you now," she said with a laugh. "Aren't you, Neil?"
"Oh… you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to my dick," I said, giving her a disapproving glare.
I was actually just messing with her. I didn't care any longer that Ann seemed to talk about my cock like it was an individual entity all its own. I had actually come to find it endearing. I was secure in my relationship with her, knowing she loved me for me. The fact that she loved my cock so much only added to my love for her. And if I were honest with myself, I knew I felt the same way about her hard, sculpted ass. Or her tight, wet pussy, and her perfect, upturned breasts. Hell, any part of Ann's body, really. Name it, and I could certainly go on at length about it like it was my possession and not attached to her.
Still, I playfully scowled at her, and she blinked.
"I'm sorry sweetheart. I
know
that your cock is really attached to you. I don't know why I do that sometimes. I guess I'm just so amazed that you're all mine that I can't help myself. Sometimes it's still so hard to believe."
"Don't be mad, Neil. I found it hard to believe what the girls were saying," Gloria added, trying to lighten what she thought was a tense moment. "That's the only reason I grabbed you. I figured if I was the only one that didn't get to see it in person, at least I could be the only one that got to it."
I smiled slyly knowing that wasn't true. Dana had felt it. Hell, she'd sucked my cock. But neither Ann nor I was going to bring that up. Instead, Ann looked at Gloria for a moment, while she continued to squeeze my shaft through my shorts, letting those words sink in.
Finally, she looked up at me, her eyes searching mine in the dim light. Her smile was sweet, and her irises were sparkling. She was happy… as happy as I'd ever seen her. And at the same time, I saw that familiar grin start to cross her face. The one that told me she was up to something; the one that told me I should relax and be open minded.
"Baby, I know I told you in the car that I was only going to show myself… and I'm doing that," she said, moving her hand off my crotch to play with hers. Specifically, she was running her hand through the strip of hair hidden in her tan, and the laces of her opened-front shorts. "But… I was wondering…."
"Wondering what, Anna," I asked, watching her bite her lip.