A note to the reader. In the first chapter of "Comfort the Widow," Anisé and I met in Seattle at a business conference. The next thing you know we're driving her mint condition 1956 Cadillac Coupe de Ville to dinner (and then her place), and horsing around. She unzipped my pants and liberated my cock, casually stroking it. I put my arm around her and dipped into her dress to diddle the Titty Twins, as she called them. Chapter two is about our conversation of our sexual pasts, our sexual preferences, and such. This was sort of creepy for me because her husband had died not long before, and she kept referring to their intimate relations. But it did give my cock a tickle.
In the middle of the conversation, Anisé reached into the glove compartment, took out a notebook and pen, and started writing everything down. What? Probably the most erotic conversation I ever had with a woman in all my adult life, while we had our clothes on that is. By the time we got her place we had a list as long as your arm, and looked like it was going to take a good long while to plow through all the items. I asked her if she was going to put the list on the refrigerator. She said she hadn't thought of it, but what a terrific idea. So that's where the list wound up. Plenty of check marks. Gold stars for the good, kinky numbers. Here is a copy of her handwritten list, transcribed exactly. Anisé thinks it a dandy. Me, too.
1.Copping feels in the car. Titty play. Stroking cock.
2.Skinny dipping. Blue balls blowjob. Oral reports.
3.Eating pussy. More oral reports.
4.The first fuck quickie just as soon as park car, in house, butt naked, on bed. On my back, legs out to here. Let's fuck and be quick about it. Difference between a wham-bam and a quickie?
5."Horsy-humping." Top-riding cow-gal style. Screamers and creamers. Remember to whiney and whoop! Yee-haw. You scream. I scream. We all scream for ice cream.
6.Food fucking? Toys? Which ones, dear heart?
7.The "books." Which ones? Illustrations? "Joy of." "The Kama Sutra Wide World of Fucking Sports." Stories. How-to. How better? How now brown cow?
8.Bedroom outfits, dress-up games and costumes, and "play." As in? That feather-fluffy hot pink sheer number complete with feather fluffy heels. My black-widow tits-up satin corset. Or is that merry-widow. Cinched titty-tight! Big tits and big nipples.
9.Business suit. Fucking in the "the office?" Mr. Big-Me's chair? The big chair? Old stuff--that--blowjobs under the desk. Doggie fucking in front of window?
