One of the nice things about living in the country is that you can do just about anything you want as long as you don't get caught.
Since his neighbours were few and far between the opportunities where pretty much endless, which is why he was lying on his picnic table naked in the sun.
He had never done anything exactly like this before or at least what he was planning on doing, although he had secretly been naked outside his home many times before. As his kids got older and his wife found interests, other than him, he had begun to indulge his "hobby".
It had started off small, they would be out swimming at the beach and he would find a way to get away from the group and slip his trunks off. His wife was not amused and was not supportive of his desire to be naked. She was very religious and had always told him that that sex was only for procreation and not pleasure.
He figured that he had only been laid, maybe once or twice a year since, and even then, it was just basic missionary sex, no variety, no pleasure, and no fun. In the last five years, he couldn't remember even getting that.
Not able to afford a divorce, he had turned to masturbation and was really surprised that he wasn't blind by now, like the old saying went.
He exercised, running and lifting weights; he thought he was attractive but no matter what he did, his wife didn't seem to notice or care. One of the things that had always bothered her was how hairy he was, so recently, he had taken a chance and shaved his body. It had taken him a while, but he could not believe how different it made him feel.
It took his wife several days to notice; but, when she did, she was really not happy with a husband who had less body hair than her. Proof that nothing would make her happy came when she said that as long as he was shaving himself, she would not be having anything to do with him sexually. He figured he couldn't win either way.
He had told her that it made him feel sexier without the "fur look", but she had been insistent and he had let it grow back. But in fact, she said she really didn't feel like sex anymore anyway and within a few months, he had shaved himself again and she didn't seem to care. He liked how it felt, the feeling of his smooth skin on his clothes, and it was a small pleasure in a life that really didn't have too many pleasures.
Richard was in his early fifties, he had been married for more than 30 years, and unless something drastic happened, he might have to resign himself to a "sexless" life, except that he did not want to do that.
His "closet" nudity provided him with an outlet, if not completely satisfying, it was better than nothing. When everyone was in bed late at night, he had started slipping outside and walking around naked.
At first, his nudity was limited to just around the yard, more than once he had to duck behind trees when cars appeared on the road, each time knowing that he was naked and could be caught, only seemed to enhance the thrill.
Soon he started taking more chances, and had begun walking on the road at night, more than once he had almost been caught far from his house and each time had successfully hidden and not been seen. These close calls only seemed to encourage him more, and were always followed by him making himself get off.
At some point, he couldn't quite remember, he had started tasting his cum, sometimes from his fingers, sometimes from the palm of his hand. Soon though, he was more than just tasting it, he was eating all of it.
With the coming of summer this year, for the first time in his life, he wasn't working because of Covid-19 and because his wife was still working, as a nurse, he had long periods of alone time. One day on a whim, he thought about trying nude sunbathing. All his life he had a farmer's tan and he was always curious about having an all over tan, but never had an opportunity, until now.
The first day he tried it, he couldn't relax, he had been worried about the mailman or someone else surprising him and he had only stayed out for about 30 minutes. The next time he told himself that he would hear anything on the gravel driveway and he would have more than enough time to get dressed, should someone arrive, and this time he stayed out more than an hour.
After a week, he was spending about 90 minutes each time, plus he was getting braver. By the middle of the second week, he started masturbating outside and lying on his picnic table. In the mean time, his tan extended now to all of those parts normally hidden by clothes.
The feeling of being nude outside in the hot sun, turned him on so much that this became his favourite activity; although at night time, he was still walking the empty road around his house more and more.
One day, while shaving himself, he was working on the sensitive area around his ass when his finger accidently rubbed up against his rosebud. He couldn't believe how sensitive that area was and how quickly it made him hard. He could never remember his wife touching him there and although he had tried with her, she refused to do anything out of the ordinary.
Taking some baby oil, he rubbed the oil against his ass and found he could actually penetrate himself with a finger. He came almost immediately. The next day, he took the baby oil outside while he sunbathed. Lying in the sun, he masturbated again, the first time just the regular way. The second time he used the baby oil on his ass and came even quicker, this time having penetrated himself with two fingers.
That night he was out walking late and happened by his neighbour John's house. John had been recently widowed, was few years older than himself, but otherwise, they could have been brothers. Both were exercise addicts, John and his wife had kept pretty much to themselves, but in their few contacts since her death in a car accident, John had seemed okay, but even more withdrawn from life.
His wife had said that John and his wife, were just like them, both wives believing that sex was to be tolerated not enjoyed, Richard had made the mistake of saying, "poor guy", which was met by a disapproving silence. She had said that John had dated a little bit a few months after his wife's death, but the gossip was that he must not be interested in women and she left the implication hanging in the air.
On this night, Richard could see right into John's house, saw him watching TV, and knowing that he was virtually invisible to John, it only added more of a thrill to his ongoing naked adventures. The idea of being potentially caught by another man who might want sex as badly as he did made Richard harder than he had ever been.
Playing with his ass had made him start to wonder if he was gay. The thoughts about John, only added to that possibility. He figured it was just because he had been cut off from sex for so long, that the idea of being with anyone turned him on. But he had to admit, the feeling of having something more than a finger in his ass really made him horny.
A few days later, he had found their old massager, from a distance, it looked like what he imagined a dildo must have looked like. It was about 10 inches long, a whitish pink colour and rounded on one end. He wondered.
The next day he bought a tube of lube at the drug store, along with some other things to hide the purchase and later in the afternoon he tried it out. It hurt the first time but after a little trial and error he found that if he kept his ass high in the air and his head lowered, it wouldn't hurt as much and the combination of pain and pleasure was insane.
He felt so full with the tool up his ass and for the very first time, began to seriously wonder what it might feel like to be fucked in the ass. The idea of having his wife "peg" him wasn't something he knew about, nor would it be anything her prudish mind would even consider.
While masturbating, he began to think about having a real cock up his ass, maybe John's cock; and while so far he was dismissing the idea that he might be "gay", he couldn't argue that he came harder and faster, than at anytime in his life so far, when the massager was in his ass and his mind was lost in thoughts of sucking another man's cock.
Right after lunch today, he had one of his best sessions ever, although; the entire time he couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched, but each time he looked, he hadn't heard or seen anyone.
That night, Richard decided if he could get out, he would walk by John's house again.
Earlier the same day around lunch time, John wanted to speak to his neighbour about a question he had about buying a new car. Richard worked for a dealership and would be able to give him good advice. Since it was a nice day, he thought he would walk over and ask the question, he also had a letter for them that had gotten put in his mail box by mistake.
John walked down his driveway and up the curving side road to the main road, it was impossible to see Richard's house from his. Approaching the main road, he rounded the bend and noticed there were no cars in the driveway.
"Damn," it looked like they were not home, he almost turned around but remembered the letter, he could at least leave it in the door for them.
He crossed the road and started up their driveway, their flower bed on the far side of the house caught his eye and he thought no one would mind if he took a look at it.
Crossing over the grass he stopped to admire the flowers and took out his phone and snapped a couple of pictures. He walked around the side of the house heading to the back door that the family and neighbors used.
Coming around the corner at the back of the house, he stopped in his tracks, and he quickly backtracked around the corner. Somebody was home. He had glimpsed someone lying on the picnic table sunbathing. Sunbathing naked. In a quick glance before he ducked back, he had noticed tanned legs, a nice ass, a tanned back, and a head covered in a baseball cap. They had their legs spread and feet towards him.
Whoever it was had obviously not heard him approaching, perhaps they were sensitive to the sound of the gravel, but he had come on the grass, on the other side of the house.