Big thanks to Whoredinarygirl for the edit.
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Coming home from another monotonous day at work, I prepare to microwave a dinner for one and watch TV. At 30 years old and divorced for a year, I still can't be bothered cooking a proper meal just for me so this is very typical of my week nights and even most weekends.
Finishing my dinner and looking through the TV guide to find a whole lot of nothing, I fish out my phone and wander the interwebs. Seeing ads for dating sites on almost every page, I laugh thinking I'm not quite there yet. I decide to flip through tumblr; with the range of random nude girls' pages I follow, it causes me to really feel the lack of female companionship. I find some posts asking people to 'hit me up on kik.' Intrigued with nothing to lose, I decide to have a look.
It only takes a minute to download the app and create a profile.
Username : Mogrull
Real Name : Dan
I take a quick selfie and post it on tumblr; 'Male, 30, Australia. Bored, nothing on TV, come say hi.' Putting in the hashtags needed: #kik #tattoos #bored, and hoping for some hits, I also search tumblr for some other people looking to 'kik.' I quickly find many, very nice looking women to send hellos to and wait for responses. Within about five minutes I get a response. Slightly excited to see what I got, it was a girl saying:
"Ew, I'm only 18, go away pedo."
Lauging to myself, I delete that thread and wait again. Shortly I get another notification from a person saying hi to me. I look and it's a guy; I'm not rude so any conversation would keep me amused. I click on the chat, only to be greeted by a close up of his cock. Deleting that thread also, I decide one more failure and I'll just delete the app and stream some anime instead. My notification chimes, "Moment of truth," I say to myself. I open the chat to find a nice greeting.
"Hi there, how are you doing?"
Happy to get something normal, I enlarge the profile picture to get a good look at the other user.
Username : Stormnaddcup
Real Name : Kari
The picture shows a woman with long brown hair lightening further toward the tips. Gorgeous big, green eyes and full pink lips surround a killer smile with slightly dimpled cheeks.
"I'm ok. Pretty bored, but things are looking up. How about you?"
"Good, finished work, chillin' for the night."
"Me too, what do you do for work?" I inquire starting to get interested.
"I run the reception at a tattoo shop." She tells me, really starting to hook me in.
"I love tattoos, must be cool to see all that amazing art. I have 3 myself, how about you?" Quickly taking off my t-shirt and snapping some pictures of mine in preparation.
"Yeah I have quite a few, one of the hazards of the job."
"Could I see them? I'll trade you."
"Show me yours and I'll show you mine," her response seems a little flirty to me, but I don't want to scare her off so I hold back my instinctive sexual reply. I hit the photo button and send her my photos: two of my chest, of eyes with tribal patterns, and the dragon off my shoulder blade.
"Nice work, here are all of mine." The first photo comes up of 2 shapely legs with pinup girls on top of both thighs. Guessing from the look, I'd put her at about size 14 or 16, my perfect image of a woman. Although my last sexual experience was with a group of friends who ranged from size 8 to 12, this woman is more my style. The next photo is a stag head on her arm, very well done work, which also fits my estimation of her figure. The following photo literally short-circuits my brain. She is lying down with the camera held at arm's length, one amazing looking breast revealed showing her username to be very true. But the part that has me totally awestruck is the light pink, love heart tattoo that covers her nipple.
"I love all of your tattoos," I replied carefully, "the last one made my brain melt."
"Lol, well it is one of my tattoos and you asked to see them."
"Had I known all I had to do was ask, I would have asked to see more."
"You could..." she left the dots to let me finish the thought.
"From what I've seen so far, you are an absolutely gorgeous woman and I would love to see more." Going all in and seeing what I get back, "Actually no, not more. I'd like to see all of you." Breathing heavily and feeling my cock hardening, I await an answer with great anticipation.