Housekeeping: This is a story that I've been struggling with for a long time. I've wanted to to be both a quick wank and a slow burn. I can't make up my mind as to which direction to go. I've lost count of how many versions that I've written for this story. I don't expect updates to be regular as I'm trying to focus on the Hotel Room Lottery series.
I'm going to post this and see how it goes.
Personae Dramatae: (There's a list because I've struggled with keeping the names straight, even though the characters are clear in my head.)
Michael -- main "character" #1
Nicole -- main "character" #2
Austin -- Nicole's 12 y/o son
Jefferson -- Nicole's fiance
Liz and Jesus -- engaged couple that are mutual friends of the main characters, but usually only interacts with Michael.
Athena -- Liz's 6 y/o daughter, Michael's "niece"
I would like it to be an obviously understood thing, but for reasons...
ALL CHARACTERS ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ARE OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT (SPECIFICALLY 18 YEARS OLD).
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Michael picks up his cell phone to look at the caller ID. He doesn't recognize the ringtone. Which is really fucking odd since he's the supposedly the only person able to change any of the settings, like ringtones. As he pulls it up to his intoxicated face, the caller's ID reads "Nope FUCKING nope." The ringtone matches with that sentiment with the song "Toxic."
Bits and pieces from his memory try to storm into his alcohol flooded brain. He breathes slowly and deeply as the song continues to sing from the phone in his hand. Mike tries his best to remember who in the world this could be. Who would merit his focused effort and attention to remind himself to not answer the phone? Even to the point of being labeled toxic?
The call ends. Michael sighs again. He pulls up the call information from his history, snapping a screenshot. He forwards it to one of his oldest and best friend and her husband with the message, "Should I recognize this number?"
Mike flops back down onto the couch that he has been occupying for the past two hours. Michael has been attempting to watch a newly released horror series that has been getting blown up on every social media account that he has. There has even been news about how the original distributor is suing the American streaming service for overloading its servers and causing service blackouts to its costumers for other services. Michael just wants to focus his alcohol laden brain onto the tv series.
As Michael advances to the next episode in his drunken binge watching, the phone that he has already forgotten about that he dropped onto his chest, vibrates. He momentarily watches the animation of verifying his face to unlock, he sees the text message, "If you answer that number, I'll kick you in the nuts. And after that, I'll have Athena kick you in the head as you're rolling around on the floor. Also, I'll make sure that Jesus won't interfere."
Michael absentmindedly clicks the phone off and drops it onto his chest. He turns his attention to the horror series on the television. His eyes slowly drift closed.
He wakes up to the vibrating phone on his chest. Normally he would have slept through it, if it was only one message at a time. But this time it was three in a row. Michael lifts the phone up far enough from his face to unlock automatically. Text messages await him.
Liz (Friend): "I swear to the gods if you put yourself into THAT situation again, I'll cut you off from Athena."
Unknown number: "You're mad, aren't you? Are you still mad at me? Hasn't it been long enough? It's been almost 2 years. That's a long time, right? I want to talk to you. Like actually talk, not this texting bullshit. In person. Please? I really like talking to you. I want to hear your voice."
Jesus (Friend's husband): "Hei what are you doin next weekend? Lets get some beer. I'll introduce you someone that has been askin if Ive got some friends that she could date."
Michael texts Liz and Jesus in a group chat, "Im too drunk RN. Gonna bed." Michael drags his body off of the couch and stumbles into the bedroom. The last thing that he actually does with any sort of focus is putting his phone on the wireless charger. After two minutes of find the right alignment, he flops over onto his bed. He slowly struggles with kicking off his clothes.
Once he has accomplished nudity, Michael throws his arms out onto the bed. He can feel the cats settle in as he slowly drifts off into sleep.
*****
Michael wakes up to his alarm at 5:15 am. He can feel the hangover trying to settle into his skull. He wanders into the kitchen, shuffling his feet to drag his kitten along so that he doesn't step on her. She is constantly trying to be on top of his feet. He snatches three bottles of sports drinks out of the fridge. After closing the door and sliding his foot with the kitten sprawled over it away, he chugs two of the bottles. He leaves the empty bottles on the kitchen counter. After picking the kitten up, Michael slowly walks back into the bedroom with the last bottle. The kitten purrs as loudly as she can while struggling to get free of his grasp.
Feeling irritated, Michael mutters, "Nikki, quit struggling, damn. I'll put you down once I'm on the bed." True to his word, Michael slowly lowers himself onto the bed. He deposits Nikki onto his chest. The kitten is momentarily confused. She head butts his chin, licks his nose, before yeeting herself from the bed.
Michael rolls over grabbing a pillow, muttering to himself incoherently.
*****
Michael finishes walking into the office building before his phone goes off.
"What's up, Liz?" he answers, he recognizes the number.
"You didn't call her back did you?" her voice sounds worried.
"Um, whatever you're talking about, no." He replies. He has gotten into the habit of checking his call log as he's shitting on the toilet waiting for the shower to warm up. "I didn't see any calls out to any number that I don't recognize."
"Did you see the texts from last night?"
"Yes," Michael sighs. "I saw both yours and Jesus'. I still don't remember why you two are so jumpy about this."
"We have reasons." she replies, she is obviously trying to sound calming and soothing. The text message bothers him. It's too vague, especially for her.
"Ok. Whatever. Anything I should watch for?" he asks her.
Sounding irritated, almost angry, Liz tells him, "We made an agreement. I'll never start the convo about that person. Only you are allowed to start it. And I will be upset about if you do." Michael feels a bit confused with the sudden change in her voice.
"Let's assume I'm an idiot for a moment." he tells her while staring at his phone.
"Yeah, no. That's a no go. You made me swear a promise." she growls back. "You even made Jesus swear to it when he proposed to me, and he got dragged into this situaiton."
Feeling angry and confused, "Can we talk about this at lunch? I feel like you're hiding something from me."
"Sure. Whatever. I'm only doing what you asked me to do. If I'm hiding anything from you, it's because you told me to." Her voice is angry enough that Michael does not challenge her. For now.
*****
As Michael's lunch break begins, he texts both of them in the group chat, "I'm on lunch now." Michael takes the elevator down to the ground floor so that he can walk across the street to the deli. He notes in his mind that Liz and Jesus are being particularly slow to respond. He remembers that they both have the same lunch hour as him. "Are they talking to each other to have a game plan? What the hell did I do to upset them? Upset them both?"
Michael is starting to feel angry that two of his best friends are taking so long to respond. He grabs his sandwich from the restaurant employee. Realizing what he did, Michael apologizes and drops five bucks into the tip jar that he normally ignores.
During his elevator ride back up to his office, Liz's response comes in via text message, "Please tell me you didn't text her back."
"Text who?"
"Her."
"Her who?"
"No. You're not that stupid. And if you honestly forgot who I'm talking about... The last time that I mentioned her you got lost in a lot of avoidable bullshit. We don't want to lose you again."
"Yo, I've been stretching my brain to figure out who you're talking about. And I'm not getting anywhere. Just tell me who is trying to talk to me, or who I'm supposed to be avoiding."
After a minute of watching the bouncing bubbles indicating that someone is writing back, the reply finally comes in, "Both of those questions have the same answer. You told both of us that you should never hear that name again. I'm following your rules. Jesus is following your rules. Not our fault that you're mad."
Michael's eyes narrow and squint at the message emblazoned on his phone's screen. He knows that he'll be baiting them with the planned response. He taps send on the message, "Well, if you or Jesus don't tell me who it is texting me, I'm going to respond. How does, 'Hey, baby. I've missed you.' sound?"
Less than ten seconds later, Michael is trying to decide whether to answer Liz's or Jesus' phone call. He opts for the friend that he has had longer. "Hey, Liz. Is Jesus with you?"
"Not physically. But I have him listening to our conversation through Zoom."
"Ok. Creepy... But, that's fine... So, who texted me?"
"You demanded that I never tell you that." Liz growls with heat in her voice.