It was a fine day early in summer and I'd gone sunbathing, wanting to have some tan. I guess I could have got just as tanned swimming or surfing but I just wasn't feeling that energetic. To be truthful I was feeling downright lazy. You're allowed to be sometimes. So I'd wandered down to the beach, found a secluded spot, and stripped off.
Some people frown upon nude sunbathing but I don't really care what they think. I was, as I said, in a secluded place and they'd have to come looking to find me. If they did find me and I offended their sensibilities, bad luck. They shouldn't have come looking.
I was just lying there, music playing softly, a beer can wedged in the sand next to me and having a relaxed time. After a while I heard a sound that was off-key to my music, a sort of humming. I muted the sound for a moment and stuck my head up for a quick look around.
Wandering along the back trail I'd taken to reach this spot was a sweet young thing. She had on a skimpy bikini and carried a beach bag. Probably someone looking for a secluded place to do her own tanning I assumed. No worries. She'd probably walk straight past me without even knowing I was there.
I turned on my musing again and relaxed. I figured that if the girl wanted some privacy she'd hear the noise and shy away, looking for her own place. I completely forgot how curious women could be.
I saw movement out of the corner of my eye but didn't turn my head. I just stayed still and hoped she'd have enough sense to go away. Really, if you're an innocent young thing and you stumble across a naked man surely the first thing on your mind is to be elsewhere?
Not so in this case. She came a little closer and I heard her give a sudden gasp as she spotted that I was naked and all my goodies were on display. I had on sunglasses and, as I didn't move or turn to look at her, she must have thought I was asleep. Would you believe that innocent young thing couldn't have been all that innocent? She edged closer to get a better look.
If you're a man and a sweet young thing is admiring your equipment it's just natural that your equipment would put itself on display. I felt the first stirring of my erection and decided to ignore it. If I'd concentrated it would probably have subsided, but why bother? She shouldn't be standing there gawking at me in the first place.
You would think that if someone stumbles across a naked man and his cock stands up and waves at them they would guess that said naked man was awake and aware. After all, if he was asleep his cock would be asleep, not standing up and waving. This young lass couldn't have been too bright.
She gave a slight gasp when my cock started stirring and just stood there, watching it become tumescent. When it was finally rigidly erect I'll swear she edged closer for a better look. What was I? A stud that she was judging?
"If you get any closer you'll be able to kiss it," I said softly, and she jerked upright with a startled cry.
"Oh, ah, sorry," she mumbled. "I was just passing by and you sort of startled me."
"Yeah, I saw you leaning over to see what had startled you. Haven't you ever seen one before? How old are you? Surely you're old enough to know the differences between a man and a woman."
"Yes," she snapped. "It's just that I'm not accustomed to finding naked men lying around the place."
"Ah, so that explains it. You're short sighted and were leaning forward to make sure that I was a man. You were expecting a leprechaun, perhaps?"
"I was not leaning forward and I most definitely was not looking at your, ah, thing," she mumbled.
"It's called a cock," I told her. "Just how old did you say you were?"
"I didn't, but I'm eighteen if you must know. This is not a nudist beach, you know. You have no right to be naked."
"Give me a break," I muttered. "I'm not exactly in public view."
"I'm part of the public," she pointed out.
"So you are. And just why are you prowling around the deserted parts of the beach? Hoping to see things you're not supposed to?"
"Certainly not," she snapped, sounding scandalised. "I was just looking for a place to sun-bathe in private."
"In private," I mused. "Is that an euphemism for nude?"
"No, it's not. If you'll excuse me I'll be on my way."
"Hold on," I protested. "What are you going to do about that?"
I waved in the general direction of my fine upstanding erection.
"What do you mean?"
"You caused it. You should do something about it."
"I caused it? I didn't have anything to do with it."
"Of course you caused it. I was lying here, minding my own business, and you came along and started ogling me. It was just natural that I'd have a reaction."
"That's ridiculous. What do you expect me to do about it anyway?"
"Well, seeing you're the aggressor I guess it would be up to you. Why not just play around until you've decided?"
"You don't seriously expect me to touch you? We're out in the open, for god's sake. Anyone could come along."
"Unlikely. You're the first person I've seen for an hour. Ah, I'm waiting. It can get quite painful if it stays like that without some sort of attention."
I shut up and she stood looking at me, face flushed. After a few moments and no action I sighed and spoke up again.
"Don't bother about it. If I'd realised that you were still a virgin and didn't know what to do I wouldn't have suggested it. Run along."
All the thanks I got was for her to glower at me.
"I'm not a virgin and I most definitely know what to do," she hissed at me. "I was just wondering if I should."
"Yes, yes. Well far be it from me to wound your delicate sensitivities by suggesting you touch a man. Off you go."
"Will you stop telling me what I can or can't do? I'm quite capable of making up my own mind."
Maybe I shouldn't have laughed but the whole thing suddenly struck me as ridiculous. Arguing over whether she should touch a stranger's cock? The laugh seemed to incense her even more.
One good thing about being flat on your back is that it means you can't fall over from shock, which is fortunate, because I got a hell of a one when she knelt next to me and her hot little hand closed over my cock. My immediate reaction was you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Kidding or not, she had a determined look on her face and a firm grip on my old fella. I let her go for a moment, not daring to speak. I also figured that now that she had the prize she wasn't quite sure what to do with it. She wasn't giving me a hand-job so much as feeling me up, exploring my equipment. I also noticed that she was breathing a bit harder and that her nipples were pushing against the flimsy material of her bikini top.
That top. It wasn't very large and she had managed to put quite a bit in it. It had a bow at the back of her neck and another in the middle of her back. They looked like simple bows to me. Not double knotted, which would be the smarter choice. While she concentrated on what she was doing I reached over and tugged on one of the bows.
The bow slipped undone and there was enough pressure against the cups to just pop the bra off, the cups falling away from her breasts. There came the expected squeal and she hastily slapped an arm across her breasts, giving me an angry look. Quite incidentally, she failed to let go my cock. I wonder why?
"How dare you. You had no right to do that," she snapped at me.
"Relax," I told her. "You can see I'm not trying to touch you. I just wanted to see them."
She looked away from me, still idly playing in a manner that was quite torturous. After a while her arm left her breasts, letting them swing uncovered and they swung very nicely indeed. I reached out and undid the other tie.
Another nasty look but she didn't say or do anything. A bit pointless as I'd already had a perfect view of her breasts. I let her get on with her playing.
"When you've finished playing are you going to suck it or sit on it?" I asked.
"What?" There was that scandalised tone again, suggesting that she had never considered sucking or sitting and never would consider them.
"Well, all you're doing right now is making me harder. Seeing that you're not going to do a proper hand-job I assumed that you have another option in mind. Um, speaking of other options why don't you finish taking off your bikini? I'd really like to look at you."
Confuse her with multiple choices. Hand-job, blow job or regulation fuck? Bikini on or off? Decisions, decisions. She went with the easiest, probably figuring it would shut me up and I wouldn't push in the other area.
"Fine," she said, stood up, and slipped her bikini off, kneeling back down again. She also took hold of my cock again, continuing those light touches.
"Anyway, what's wrong with what I'm doing?" she demanded.
"Nothing," I said, and you could hear the strain in my voice. "It feels marvellous. It's just that it's not a hand-job and it will take a long time to get me worked up just touching me lightly."
"Oh, really? And just how am I supposed to be doing it?"