When I woke up that morning, my new friends Bill and Suzy, where fucking next to me on the bed. Being the great host's that they are they included me in their carnal morning activities. Almost as soon as we were all done we heard yelling from the back patio. It was their friend Joe arriving for a golf date with Bill. The problem was that Bill had forgotten all about it and we had all partied (and fucked and sucked) pretty hard the night before.
Suzy and I had gone downstairs to greet Joe, and Bill jumped in the shower in their master bath.
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I had stopped by the downstairs bathroom to piss. When I got to the kitchen Suzy was at the stove scrambling up a batch of eggs. Joe was behind her rubbing himself up against her and feeling up her tits. Suzy was giggling and telling him "Quit it Joe. You are going to make me burn these eggs!" Joe was a huge man and was actually grinding his cock into her spine. He had to flex his knees to rub his cock into her ass.
Joe was telling her he couldn't help himself "But Suze, you know Janice is outta town, plus my secretary has a new boyfriend that she swears is THE ONE, so she's not putting out anymore. Plus, there was a softball team celebrating a big win at the bar last night, and the guy to girl ratio was way outta balance. I couldn't even pick up any strange!"
"Aww, poor Joe!" Suzy replied "Why didn't you just go home and jack-off? That would've at least held you over for the night."
"I did go home and jack-off!" Joe explained "And yes, it held me over for the night, but now it's a new day! And here's the woman from last night's fantasies right in front of me, wearing very little and smelling like sex..."
"Oh, so you fantasized about me while you got yourself off?" Suzy asked him as she stirred the eggs "That's sweet! But your such a bullshitter that I don't know if I believe you."
I moved into their field of vision and Joe noticed me and said "So this must be the owner of that extra car out front. I'm Joe, how are you today?" He reached out to shake my hand with a huge knowing grin on his face. He had seen all the empty bottles and sex toys on the patio table and had a pretty good idea how I was today. I shook his beefy hand and introduced myself. I smiled at the fact that he never took his crotch away from Suzy's sweet ass, or his other hand off her tit.
Suzy told me to help myself to coffee and asked me to make more toast as she was "Stuck here at the stove." She cast a tolerant grin over her shoulder at Joe and he resumed his proposition. Some toast was already made and when the next slices popped up I started more.
"C'mon Suze, you can't blame me can you? Bill will be relaxed on the links today and I'll be all frustrated and tense. You are a firm believer in a fair playing field, aren't you?
"The way I see it," Suzy countered "You are sexually frustrated but well rested. Bill, on the other hand is not as well rested. So it should make you guys pretty even."
Just then Bill entered the room. He was wearing a polo shirt and shorts as was Joe and unless you looked at his eyes you'd never imagine the hedonism he was up to the night before. "Joe, what do you think you're doing with my wife?" He asked with a smile.
"Nothing yet!" Joe answered "And I wouldn't do anything with your wife that you wouldn't do with mine!"
"O.k. Joe, these eggs are done. Back off or you won't get any!" Suzy ordered him. "And get us some plates out so we can eat."
Joe went to a cabinet and started getting out plates. He obviously knew his way around. "Won't get any what, Suze? If it's the eggs you're talking about, I'd pass on them for some of that pussy. Of course I doubt it's edible right now thanks to these two horny fuckers" He told us all. Suzy gave Bill a wink and they smiled at each other. As Bill finished making a cup of coffee he reached into a drawer for silverware. I was just finishing up the toast and we all sat down to eat.
The friendly but sexual banter continued over breakfast. Joe also had to grill me on how I got mixed up with "These degenerates" He was a loud guy even when you were right next to him and loved to tell a good tale. He told me how he was a good church going man who never drank, smoked (expensive cigars OR weed!) did drugs, gambled, swore, or cheated on his wife. That is until he got mixed up with "THESE TWO!" He had been involved with the church and many civic organizations. He was a pillar of society. Hell, he'd never even spit on the sidewalk! He tried to do his best to maintain his standing, because after all there were so many who relied on him, but it was all a sham! He was so ashamed because it was all a faΓ§ade to hide the evil sinner he had become since getting mixed up with "THESE TWO!" It was a heavy burden to bear but he did his best. He said that if I had any sense and any self esteem left after what they subjected me to the night before than I should throw on my clothes and run for the door. I should get out while I still had a shred of dignity. "Don't even bother looking for your underwear my friend; they probably need to be burned now anyway!" By the time he was done with his tirade we were of course almost on the floor with laughter. He again asked how I'd gotten mixed up with "THESE TWO!"
Suzy explained that we had met the day before and were going out for drinks after work but decided to come here to party instead. Joe warned me that that's how it starts, with the demon rum! He and I talked a bit about where I work and I wasn't surprised to learn that he knew some of the bosses at my office. I had seen Joe around town and in the news as he was in real estate and really was a member of a couple of civic organizations. Suzy teased him about what an upstanding citizen everyone thought he was, but he was just a perv at heart. And reminded him that he was a perv when they met. They playfully bickered back and forth while Bill and I just sat back and enjoyed their good hearted quarrelling. Joe asked me if I liked golf and would I want to join them today. I declined as I had never learned the game and really had no interest. Joe suggested I leave and go straight to the nearest church if I knew what was good for me.
When we were finished eating, we all helped clean up our plates and Bill and Joe were preparing to leave. Joe told Suzy that this was her last chance to experience what he called his "Authentic Italian Sausage" for breakfast. He added that he was only offering since his morals were corrupted by now anyway, but he was still a generous and giving fellow at heart. Suzy reminded him that she'd had that before. He reminded her that it had been awhile. Bill jumped in and told his wife "You know what Suze? If he doesn't get a little this morning I'll have to listen to him cry the whole way around the golf course this morning. I'm gonna throw my clubs in the car, why don't you help the poor guy out a little." As Bill said this he was moving toward the door. When he got behind Joe he winked at Suzy and held up his hand. His thumb and forefinger were almost touching. He had a huge mischievous grin on his face and Suzy got his drift and returned his smile.
As Bill headed out to the garage Suzy flashed Joe her big sultry grin and said "O.k. Joe, let's see it!" She untied the belt on her robe and let it slide off her shoulders as she dropped to her knees. "Let's see that famous Italian sausage you're so proud of!" She began to rub her luscious tits while still smiling at Joe.
Joe was half way across the room at the time but closed the distance quickly. "Oh, you can do more than see it darlin'. I think you need to taste it!" He was pulling down his zipper as he went, and when he got to Suzy he wasted no time undoing his snap and dropping his shorts to the floor. They were soon followed by his boxers, which were covered by; you guessed it, golf balls.
Joe's cock was huge, and he had a set of balls to match. He was at least as thick as me and as long as Bill. When it sprang free of his boxer's it swung around violently like an ancient war club. He grasped it firmly at the base with his matching huge hand and pointed it at Suzy's mouth. His other hand went to the side of Suzy's head and slipped through her hair to the back as she leaned in to take the bulbous head in her mouth. Joe groaned deep in his chest. She ran her wet tongue over Joe's head and part way down his shaft to get it good and wet before taking his head back into her mouth. She started bobbing her head on him while stroking the base of his shaft with both hands.
Joe turned so he could lean back against a counter and guided her head with his hands as he went. Suzy never missed a stroke and turned with him. When Joe was settled Suzy really went to town on him. She was sucking him hard and fast while stroking him firmly. She pulled one hand from the base of his cock and started fondling his balls.
Joe was moaning deep in his chest. He had one hand on top of Suzy's head and was thrusting his hips in time with her blowjob. He was fucking her mouth and trying to go deeper. His eyes were open slightly but they were glazed and totally unfocused. Suzy's eyes were wide open and she was watching the expression on his face. It was a look of total concentration. He wanted nothing in the world at that moment except to fill her mouth with his seed, and at the rate they were going it wouldn't take long.
Just then a car horn blared from the front of the house and Bill's voice followed it saying "LET'S GO JOE!" Suzy pulled the raging hard on from her mouth with an audible pop and sprang to her feet. Bill tried to capture her head in his hands but had been in such a trance that she was already gone.