Do you remember the choose your own path stories you used to read when you were a kid?
I do, and I loved them. Still do, as a matter of fact.
So here's the deal. I am going to be the main character in your very own erotic Choose Your Path story.
You're welcome.
Here's how it works. After introducing myself I'll describe a scenario that is currently going on in my life. You can vote by either posting your choice in the comment section below or by PMing me. I'll wait a few days, tally the vote, and go with whatever the majority says I should do. This is scary as hell for me, but I need some adventure in my life and a girl should be willing to scare herself every now and then, right?
By the way, all of this came from a conversation with my best friend late one night last week. Alcohol may have been a factor!
First, let me introduce myself, the main character of your very own tale.
I'm five-two, alllmoossttt five-three, and weigh one hundred & twelve pounds; my tits are exactly between a B & C cup, and I wear a size 6 shoe. My dad is a full-blooded scot, my mom is filipino; physically I take after my mom, but as far as temperment, I'm my dad all the way. My hair falls to my shoulder blades, when its not crammed into my scully, and right now I'm happier with my bangs than I've ever been. You might not care, but that's quite an achievement for me. I don't really have a 'style' when it comes to what I wear. Some days, it's definitely skater-punk. Friday I wore a Catholic school girl outfit complete with pigtails just cause I felt like dressing slutty. Other days, I go prep, or scene, or whatever the hell I feel like, but typically, it's my favorite pair of Chucks, faded blue jeans and a tee from whatever band I'm diggin at the moment. During the spring and summer I usually switch to skirts and sandals b/c getting a cool breeze on the thighs is where it's at when you're sweating.
I like music, all kinds and all the time, but then, who doesn't? I play roleplaying games. Get that mental image I just conjured out of your head...I don't look like her. Or her. Ok, forget I mentioned it.
I read, a lot. When I say a lot I mean like a book a week. No, I haven't read Twilight. Vampires should be like the ones from 28 Days of Night or Dusk Till Dawn, don't you think? Where do I sign up to drink Tequila off of Salma Hayck's leg? I also like to skate[board] and go sneaking around in old, abandoned buildings in the wee hours of the night.
I will kick your ass at Halo.
My most precious possession is not my mp3 player, or my Chucks, but my fake ID. I love it. It brings me more joy and happiness than Santa Claus & Halloween and any boy ever. It gives me a tiny little window into the world of the over-21 crowd. Here's a little insight to my family" My fake ID was a gift to me from my aunt on my sixteenth birthday, with the blessing of my dad. That's how we roll in my house.
I guess since this is a porn site I have to give up the goods as far as my 'history'. Like the girl from Juno, I think the term 'Sexual Active' is retarded and inaccurate. It didn't just come on one day like a switch. I'm not a virgin, but I can count the guys I've been with on one hand and have fingers to spare. I watched a porn flick when I was a kid and was bored to death. I watched another not too long ago and again found it boring and kinda freaky. I'd rather watch golf, which says a lot, and I never, ever, want to see a guy in real life who has a shaved nutsack. That's gross.
I do like balls though, not in the 'gee, I wonder what that would taste like in my mouth' but in the 'when they are in my hand you are going to do whatever the hell I say' kinda way. I think balls are God's way of leveling the playing field, so to speak.
I like giving head, too. I didn't think I would, and the porn flick did nothing to improve my opinion of the act, but now that I've done it a couple of times I'm really starting to dig it. Sex is great too, but I quickly discovered that most guys my age are just to damn quick to come. Seriously, does that improve with age or something? My internal dialogue while giving head went exactly like this"
1st time"
this has got to be the worst decision I've ever made in my life. Worse than then time I OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE JUST DO IN MY MOUTH!!!
2nd time"
Meh.