A Pain in the Ass

A pain in the ass - an Elise side adventure fanfic.

********* DISCLAIMER ***************

Captain_Ron has written several stories about the lovely Elise. In one of these stories (Wedding Bells ch.1) there is one question that Elise's friend and maid of honor Emily asks her, when Elise claims to have been totally faithful to her boyfriend all the time they have been together: "Then what about Ryan, or Brad, or..." In another story (Elise's Cottage Life Ch. 02) Elise confirms to Kevin that Matt and especially Shawn can be a pain in the ass, "...but that was long ago."

In my opinion this implies quite a bit. So much in fact that I will try my hand at narrating what might have happened.

Yes, Captain_Ron has given me permission to write these.

Yes, these are fanfiction and can not be considered canon.

Yes, it would help a lot to read the original works first, but these should be readable on their own. That said, some references will only make sense if you are familiar with the original stories.

There are several of these stories. They intertwine every now and then. This story is about how I imagine Shawn became a pain in the ass.

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Elise was giddy with excitement. She obviously knew that her looks, and figure attracted attention from guys, but she had never actually considered herself to be photo model material, despite having figured in a calendar for the volleyball team a few years prior. And still -- that is what her boss had just suggested. They needed a model for the next catalog, and she was, in their eyes, a perfect fit for the job. Not only would she be able to sell more efficiently, but the company would save a lot of money this way.

Mr. Wight had promised her a solid bonus for taking on this extra task, but it was nowhere near what they had paid the previous model. Elise, however, was pleased with the deal. She wanted it to be a surprise for her boyfriend, and so she swore everyone involved to secrecy. She would obviously tell her best friend Emily, but Kevin was to be kept in the dark until the catalog was released.

Kevin was a little less than excited when Elise talked about the amount of work and long nights ahead to get the catalog ready. She was part of the sales team, and they had to be hands-on with every part of the finishing touches. He knew how much this job meant to her, and so he decided to join her excitement and find something else to do in the meantime.

As luck would have it, Kevin was chosen to go to a conference where everyone who was anyone, or wanted to become someone, would be present. It was customary for management to choose one or two prodigies to come along to this annual happening, and Kevin was thrilled to be handpicked. He excitedly shared the good news with Elise, who was perhaps even more happy on his behalf than Kevin himself.

"The best part," Kevin said, while they were lying on the rug next to their sofa, completely nude and a sheen of sweat covering their bodies after some frantic celebrations, "is that even though I'll be away from you, you'll be fully busy with the catalog. So, it's actually a win-win!" he concluded with a beaming smile at his girlfriend.

She returned his smile and rolled over on top of him. "That's another thing I love you for! You're able to look at the bright side of every situation, always considerate of me and everyone else. I love you so much!" she said as their mouths found each other in a soft, loving kiss.

Elise never failed to turn Kevin on. True enough, she had a stunning body, perfectly toned with curves in all the right places. But the ignition went a lot deeper than just what met the eye. Her warm smile, her bubbly personality and her loveable persona worked as a complete aphrodisiac on him and he could feel a stirring in his loins. The addition of her slick, sexy body on top of him only served to speed up the process.

"You are so fucking hot! You could easily be a model, you know. And compared to how much you care for absolutely everyone around you -- I'm not even in the same league, let alone ballpark as you," Kevin responded and felt how his dick was regaining some vigor, and the sublime sensation of her breasts pushing into his chest. He could not believe his luck in getting together with Elise and that she liked him as well.

"You're so funny!" she laughingly replied, as she reached down and placed his hardening cock at her slick entrance. "You're getting hard thinking of me showing off in a magazine, you naughty man. Are you envisioning me as a nude model in one of the top-shelf magazines? I know you enjoy when I tease your friends, so I guess it makes sense."

Kevin was about to intervene and tell her that it was in fact her and her alone that caused his erection, but the sensation of entering his wonderful girlfriend resulted in a deep and pleasant moan, which Elise naturally interpreted as an affirmation.

"Oh, yes! That's it. Fuck me while you think of everyone seeing me naked in a magazine," she trailed off as she started to ride him, with slow and perpetual motions.

Kevin wanted to argue her claim. He was not at all happy about 'everyone' seeing his girlfriend in the nude, but he figured they could have that discussion later, as he was at that moment more concerned with giving his fantastical girlfriend some well-deserved pleasure. Elise had in her own mind just stated the obvious conclusion and thought nothing more of it, except hatching some ideas how she could make the shoots extra special for Kevin.

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The next few days went by in a whirlwind, with planning of the catalog layout, what items to display and some preliminary shoots. Elise was not happy with how her tan lines were showing in so many of the pictures, and even though the tech guys ensured her they would be able to remove such things in post-production, Elise was adamant that she would have to look the part and decided that she would have to fix those lines before the real shoot the following week. It was already Thursday, so she did not have a lot of time available.

"You could use our backyard," Shawn suggested, almost drooling at the thought of having Elise naked in his house again. "It's secluded from prying eyes, as you might remember, which would make it easier to get an all over tan going," he added to sell his argument to the rest of the group, without coming off as a total creep.

Elise remembered their backyard very well and all the fun things that had happened there when she stayed there with Kevin during the renovation of her own apartment. She also knew how hidden it was, which made Shawn's suggestion even more tempting. She could see the expectations in both Shawn's and Matt's eyes, which sealed the deal. She felt comfortable around them and trusted their sincerity.

"Sure, that sounds like a great idea!" she beamed, and could almost feel the thuds from their hearts, pumping adrenaline and blood to their nether regions, although in Elise's mind they were just excited to hang out with her. She had missed their fun times together and was ready to get back into it. "But remember, not a word to Kevin about the photoshoot," she added, and they all nodded. "Good!" she concluded. "I'll be over tomorrow after breakfast."

Later that evening, just before Kevin set out for the airport, they talked about what Elise would be up to that weekend while he would be at the conference.

"We're going to work through the whole weekend with the catalog, so not going to have much free time. We're gathering at your old place, though, so I guess it'll be a little more casual than the office," she explained, as Kevin got his suitcase ready.

"Oh, that sounds like fun! It was a great house to live in and quite spacious, so I guess the whole team could fit easily," Kevin answered, as he opened the door, ready to leave.

"I'm going to miss you, babe," she said, placing her arms around his neck. "Have fun at your conference," she added, giving him a deep kiss. "Who knows, maybe there's some hot girls attending as well," she half whispered with a smile and a wink.

"Hah, no chance for that!" he replied with a small laugh. "And besides, I have you, so no need to go hunting for something sub-optimal. Hopefully you'll have more fun than me, though. As much fun as can be had while working, I guess," he added, before giving her a quick kiss and heading out to the awaiting uber.

***

Elise had always been an early riser, and generally found every day to be a great one, although Fridays could possibly be rated as a slight favorite. This Friday was, despite waking up alone, going to be extra exciting, at least that is what Elise felt like, where she was walking over to Shawn's and Matt's house. She had brought her handbag, but nothing else, as she would be tanning naked, and if she would need a towel or other accessories, she was certain that it would be provided, given that she used to live there for a short while and half forgot to take all her stuff with her. And even though both Shawn and Matt were pleasantly good at keeping their place tidy and clean, she could guarantee that they had not thrown any of her stuff out.

She could feel the heat from the sun already, despite it being fairly early in the morning. Perhaps some of that heat was also spreading from the inside, as the memories of everything that went down in that house during her time of residence. The pictures, the parties, the games, the flirting. She loved those guys so much, obviously not as much nor in the same way she loved Kevin, but Matt, and especially Shawn, had been so good to her, and she would forever be proud to call them her good friends. The kind of friends you could send pictures of your pussy to, or give a friendly blowjob to, without your boyfriend getting all jealous.

She knocked on the door and shortly Shawn had opened up and taken her into a warm hug. He was only wearing shorts, and as soon as the hug had ended, he grabbed hold of Elise's singlet and took it off her. Elise giggled and did nothing to stop him from taking her clothes off. She had half expected something like this, and only laughed knowingly when Shawn informed her that the new rule was 'only topless in the house'.

"Thank you for letting me use your house and backyard for this," she said, as she got up on her toes and kissed his cheek.

"Anytime you'd like to get naked in our house, you can be sure that our door will always be open," Shawn replied with a smile and a wink. "You want something to drink?" he asked, as he made his way over to the fridge.

"No thanks, I'm good for now. But some water and maybe a beer in a little while sounds tempting," she replied, setting her handbag down on the table. "It smells great here. I was always impressed with how clean this pad is. You will make an excellent husband one day," she mused, looking around and recalling all the fun and sexy memories. "Is Matt around?" she asked, as she slowly headed for the sliding door that led to the backyard.

"No, he stayed over at Emily's again, I think. After she gave him access to her ass, he's been over there a lot," he commented through a smirk, before taking a gulp from his beer. "But," he continued, "it's a work day, so he's probably logged on from her place until lunch, and then he'll be over." After another swig, he said with a smile while walking over to her, "Why, one servant is not enough for you?"

"Oh, you know I can never have enough of you two," she said in a mock seducing tone, as she took the beer from his hand and downed a few gulps herself.

While she was drinking, Shawn took hold of her dark gray spandex hotpants and pushed them down to her thighs. "Ready to hit the beach," he asked, before pushing them further, until they fell to her ankles.

"At least it seems that you are ready for me to hit the beach," she answered in amusement, as she handed him the drink and turned to open the door.

Elise stepped out the backdoor and saw that Matt and Shawn had done some slight upgrades to 'le nude beach'. There was now a cooler and the kiddie pool was swapped out for something more adequate, adult sized. She removed her thong and gave it to Shawn before she sauntered over to the new pool to check on the water temperature. She bent at her hips to dip her hand, knowingly giving Shawn a bit of a show at the same time. While standing like this, she turned her head and caught him staring at her butt and pussy lips. She wiggled her hips a few times before standing up and smiling at Shawn.

"Missed having me around, have you?" she said more than asked, as she smiled at him and headed over to the patch of sand to lie down on the blanket Shawn had made ready for her.

"You have no idea!" Shawn replied, as he also shed his clothes and grabbed the sun tanning oil on his way over to her.

"Mind if I apply some oil on you? I guess you'd want to avoid getting burned," he stated as he got down on his knees, ready to administer the liquid onto this goddess in his backyard.

"Yes, please! Thank you, that is very conside- OH FU.. that's cold! Did you keep it in the fridge or something?" Elise squealed with a laugh as Shawn knowingly poured the chilled oil onto her back.

"Yeah, sorry. Emily told Matt that it should be kept in there to make it less runny. I guess I could have taken it out a bit earlier, had I known you'd be coming over so soon," he replied, as he got to work on spreading the glistening oil all over Elise's back. He progressed to her shoulder blades, but decided that his stance was a bit awkward, so instead of continuing from beside Elise, Shawn straddled her buttocks before resuming his work.

The sight of Elise once more naked in his backyard, combined with their close proximity had Shawn at half mast, and due to his latest move, he now found himself wedged between her butt cheeks, being ever so slightly jerked off when he was massaging in the oil on her shoulders and arms.

"That's really nice. You have such strong hands, and firm yet gentle touch. I think I'd like to order a full body massage while I'm at this spa of yours," Elise cooed and giggled as Shawn kept up his movements, both pelvic and hands.

"Let me just check my schedule," Shawn replied in a mock posh accent, while moving down along her spine.

When he reached the small of her back, he squirted a generous amount of oil into his hand before starting on her glutes, giving them more attention than what one might deem necessary. He continued down her left thigh and leg, all the way to her foot. Then he slowly massaged his way back up the other leg. Elise parted her thighs to give him better access for the massage, just as Ryan always told her to do. Shawn, however, was more interested in what other areas she had just granted access to, albeit visual - for now.

Shawn decided to not go for the main prize just yet, and instead chose a more indirect path forward, as he knew from experience that Elise would more likely join in on the fun that way. He slapped her butt rather playfully, forcing out a little squeal and laugh from Elise, before he crawled upwards and again kneeled straddling just below her buttocks. He leaned forward as he moved her arms from her sides up above her head, and in doing so the tip of his erection pressed ever so slightly against her slit.

"I'm going to do your sides now." he stated, without acknowledging their genital contact.

Elise just cooed her approval as she laid there with her eyes closed, seemingly unfazed by the proximity of their sexes.

Shawn recognized the tell tales of Elise relaxing and accepting the current progression. He decided to push the envelope just a tiny bit to see where the boundaries were. So, when he reached for the tanning oil, he also advanced his pelvis slightly more than necessary and registered how his cock slid along her opening, which was getting surprisingly slick for a mere massage.

He placed some more tanning oil in his palm, before tossing the bottle just above Elise's reach, hoping he would have to reach for it shortly. He then started on her sides just below her ribcage and moved upwards, towards her breasts, which were spilling out to the sides alluringly. It took all of Shawn's willpower to not cop a feel. Instead, he continued his massage on her arms, during which his stance required him to scoot even further forward and now the head of his throbbing member was all the time rubbing along Elise's vulva with increasing pressure.

Elise sighed quite content, as she enjoyed Shawn's strong hands rubbing oil into her soft skin, while the warm sunlight that was not obscured by Shawn's frame seemingly spread throughout her whole being. Shawn was not as good at massages as Ryan had been, but Elise was not about to complain about technique, as Shawn did not in any way lack enthusiasm. She could of course feel how his thing was rubbing against her, and although it felt great and she was getting aroused, she was used to guys getting excited around her and thought of it more as a compliment than a nuisance. Besides, every time Ryan had done his nude massages, he had rubbed up against her in the same fashion. Shawn was obviously both far girthier and longer in that department, so his rubbing affected a larger area, to Elise's complete enjoyment.

Shawn had finished oiling Elise's back and sides and slid his hands back down to the side of her boobs. He gently oiled the flesh of her breasts that was available, before he rose into a kneeling position. His cock was now strained against her vulva. He took hold of his erection and guided the head up and down her slit a few times, before he lodged it at the opening of her vagina and pushed a teeny tiny bit forward, just enough to add pressure, but not enough to actually get inside. He held himself there for a few seconds, as if to commemorate to his spank bank the image of his cock at the border to paradise. He wondered why she had not said anything, when Elise shifted a little forward and dislodged his penis. But what he thought was her way of discreetly ending his tomfoolery, was simply Elise turning her head over to the other cheek and using her hand to arrange her hair. She had felt his rubbing and the slight pressure, but it was all in good fun and with best intentions, so she did not mind his actions at all.

"Your ass is spectacular!" Shawn said, as he sat there kneeling, slowly stroking his member.

"Aaw, thank you," she replied and gave her rump a slight jiggle.

Shawn started stroking faster and hit her cheeks with his cock every so often, while praising every aspect of her, how beautiful she was and how thankful Kevin should be for his luck in life. She drank in all the compliments and gave small laughs and words of thanks in between Shawn's ramblings.

He grabbed one cheek while jerking himself with the other hand. Then he once again used his penis to rub along her slit, and with the added stretch from his grip his tip would get caught in her opening every time he passed. Elise lifted her hips a little bit, which led to Shawn now hitting her clit as well as a fraction of an inch deeper each round. He could feel himself getting closer to spilling his seed, and based on Elise's whimpers she was well along too. Shawn intensified his jerking and grinding, and even managed to get almost all of his head into Elise, before hitting the brink and surging towards eruption. He pulled back and informed Elise of what was about to happen. She was trapped in her position beneath him but urged him on as best she could.

With a roar Shawn let loose his torrent of spunk as it blasted onto Elise's back, all the way from her neck down to her ass crack. He bucked hard with each spurt, while Elise cheered him on, telling him how wonderful it felt when his giant load landed on her skin. She snaked one hand between her own legs to continue what Shawn had started, all the while uttering her affirmations to the shuddering stud behind her.