"What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?"
Jason looked at Miranda's grayish blue eyes, shocked by the bluntness with which she questioned him. He'd lived next door to her since they were in the 4th grade, grown up with her, and even discussed sexual things with her before. But for some reason, despite their history, the question stunned him.
"I... um... ahh..." he stammered, racking his brain to come up with an answer for her.
Miranda chuckled, taking advantage of her obviously distracted opponent and landing an unanswered combo in the game. Jason had always been the better Mortal Kombat player, but this time she'd taken him by the balls and pulled ahead. "Gotcha, weirdo!" she shouted as she finished the round with a fatality, jumping forward. Jason's eyes dropped to the exposed cleavage that was barely hidden by her black tank top.
"Goddamn it!" he exhaled, sinking backwards into the couch as he finally moved his gaze away. "That's not even fair man, you distracted me!"
She laughed, throwing herself back as well. "Oh come on, you know you'd do the same if you had the opportunity."
"Actually no, I wouldn't," he rebutted. "I'm actually good enough to beat you straight up instead of using a trick like that."
"Oh relax, its just a game," Miranda chuckled, leaning forward to put the controller on the coffee table before sitting back again, crossing her smooth legs that were exposed almost all the way up her thighs, only covered by the small jean shorts she wore. "Seriously though, what's yours?"
Jason put his controller on the arm of the couch, reaching behind his head to scratch at his neck, a tic he noticed he did whenever he was nervous. "Well... I mean I guess... I don't know, like... maybe fucking in the car in a hotel parking lot?"
"A hotel parking lot?" she quizzed, tilting her head and raising an eyebrow. "Why there? Why not in the actual hotel?"
"I don't know, I mean I guess because it would be like one of those situations where you're just too horny and in the moment to think straight, and you absolutely have to do it right then and there, even though you're really close to the bedroom." He pulled his feet up onto the couch, crossing his legs and turning to face her as she did the same, her pink toenails matching the light color of her lip gloss.
"I guess that makes sense," Miranda replied, grabbing her Coke from the table and taking a sip. "But I mean car sex is so fucking uncomfortable. Unless it's a big car or a SUV or something like that, but my car is too small to do it in."
"Well at least you have a car to fuck in," he laughed, grabbing his phone to check the time. It was still early in the day, just past noon. His mom would be home soon, but it didn't matter. She liked Miranda, and had given Jason the okay to have her over during the days this summer, since it was the last couple months they'd be able to before they left for college. "So what's yours?"
Miranda chuckled nervously, taking a finger to her long brown hair, twirling a few strands together as they hung just around the tits that Jason had masturbated to hundreds of times over the years. He couldn't help notice she was wearing a light blue bra, with the straps barely covered by those of her tank top. "Well... its kinda embarrassing..."
"Oh come on," he sighed, leaning backwards. "You asked me, so now its your turn. Come on, what is it?"
"Okay, fine," she relented, flaring her nostrils and widening her eyes like she always did when she didn't get her way. "So... you're gonna think I'm totally fucking weird, but-"
"Miranda, I already know you're totally fucking weird. But then again, so am I, so don't even worry about it."
She laughed. "Okay, okay. I... ahh... I kinda want a guy to fuck me while I'm drugged up and knocked out."
Jason raised an eyebrow, confused. "Umm... come again?"
"Well..." she hesitated. "Like, okay, I want to have a guy just completely have his way with me, but when I'm kinda out of it. Whether its if I'm on meds, or just super drunk, I think that would be super fucking hot, you know. Sometimes I even leave the back door unlocked on purpose, just in case somebody might come in while I'm asleep."
He raised a hand to gently rub at his chin, imagining her lying on her bed, naked and groggy, completely helpless. It was hard for him to get the image out of his head, and he could definitely feel his cock stiffening in his pants. "Ahh, I see," he replied. "That's an... interesting fantasy. Definitely weird, but I've heard weirder."
"Oh god, I'm so embarrassed," she cried, covering her face with her hands. Jason couldn't tell if she'd done it purposely, but the way she was holding her hands up made her elbows squeeze her boobs together, pressing them forwards.
Jason laughed, trying not to stare at the soft skin that her top left exposed. "Don't worry about it, its nothing to be embarrassed about. Have you ever been on Reddit? People on there are into some pretty fuckin' weird shit."
She chuckled, pulling her hands away and taking another drink of her soda. "I guess you're right," she said with a smile. "Its just I've never told anybody that ever, not even any of my exes."
"Really?" he said incredulously. "None of the twelve of them knew about it?"
Miranda gave him a look that would have meant death had her eyes been pistols. "Fuck you, Jason," she answered, smacking him with a pillow as he burst into laughter. "It was only eight exes, and you know that."
"Oh, so were the other four just fuck buddies?" he forced out as he fought back the laughter. He'd barely gotten out the last word when she swatted him again, but the only effect it had was to make him laugh even harder.
"Whatever," she sighed, fed up with his laughter. "Only one of them was a fuck buddy, the others were just one time. And no, none of them knew about it. You're the only person I'd trust knowing that. Anybody else might just take advantage, you know?"
Jason was about to respond, but the door opened. His mother walked in, setting her lunch bag aside on the entryway table. "I'm home sweetie," she called. "Oh, you're here. And Miranda, you're here too, how lovely!" She walked over to them on the couch and gave Miranda a hug. An uncomfortable look took place on her face as the rough outer fabric of his mom's nurse scrubs rubbed against her.
"Hi Ms. Lowery," she said, smiling as his mother pulled away from the embrace. "How was work today?"
"Oh, you know, the usual," she answered, talking as she walked back to the door to kick off her shoes. "Hey, aren't your parents going out of town tonight? Did you want to stay over so you don't have to be alone over there? I know I wouldn't mind, and neither would Jason!" She winked him as she walked past them towards the kitchen.