I've been traveling for work for about five years now, and there's something about a hotel room that always turns me on. Maybe it's the anonymity of it, maybe it's the hours and hours of amateur porn I've watched since adolescence, which always seems to take place in a hotel room. While some may get grossed out thinking about how many times people have fucked in a hotel room... for me that only gets me hotter. But after last night... I'll never be able to stop fantasizing about hotel rooms.
I was staying in the Royal Inn... an off-brand, no-big-deal kind of hotel with floral comforters, a chintzy little coffee maker, and plenty of porn to rent. I settled in after a day of meetings, called the front desk for extra pillows, and started surfing the porn channels to see what was for rent. I happened upon an "all anal" porno and just the preview image got me stiff in my jeans. Within minutes I was cock-in-hand, ready to go. As Bruce McStudly pressed his well-oiled cock into Bambi McBabely's puckered asshole, I let loose an orgasm that shook me hard. KNOCK, KNOCK.
Oh shit. I'd already forgotten that I'd ordered extra pillows. I scrambled to tuck my jizz-covered cock in my jeans, wiped my hands on the bed (mea culpa), and rushed to the door. "Hello?" I called, peering through the peephole at the maid.
"Pillows!" she answered, her voice light and cheerful. I checked myself over once, twice, wiped my hands on my jeans again, and opened the door.
"Uh, hi..." I muttered, and barely spared a glance at the woman. I held out my hands for the pillows, but she pushed past me.
"I've got some extra shampoo and conditioner, too. I'll just set everything up." As she passed me I finally gave a peek. What a great body, a little chubby, with a nice rack pressed tight beneath her slate-gray maid uniform. No sexy maid skirt, because this is the Royal Inn and the year is 2016, but I could see her panty-line, and see she was wearing a thong. Fuck. I'm being a pervert, what a fucking creep, I should justβ
"Spread my asshole, baby. Spread me out!" Oh shit. The porn, I left it on the TV in my rush to answer the door and now the maid's walking right into the room. Oh shit, oh shit...
"Hmmm... I haven't seen this one yet. Is it good?"
She turned, now I could see her in full. She smiled teasingly at me and her name: Mary, was emblazoned on a pin over her left breast. She looked me up and down, then proceeded to place and fluff the pillows on the bed.