It wasn't a threesome, but rather two different sex acts in the same bed just minutes apart. Two friends. Different men. Different outcomes.
It all began when I was leaving a party one very early morning. It had been a terrible party - I'd only stayed as I had no place else to go - and I had zero interest in accepting any of the offers for adult company that had come at the end of the evening.
On the way out the door, I had stolen a bag of pot that I saw on the kitchen counter. (I was a terrible person then. I stole whatever I could.) I was feeling cocky about that, so I rolled one up, and was soon walking along a neighborhood street smoking it. Though pot was still very illegal back then, I wasn't being discrete about it. The streets were empty. I think it was like 5AM.
A garbage truck drove slowly up the street picking up the cans. I wasn't paranoid about it and kept smoking and walking towards them. When they got close, the workman lifting the cans called out asking if he could have a hit off my joint. He was good looking, so I was up to share, but he was filthy. I didn't want him to touch it so I held up the joint to his lips so he could take a toke, which he was cool with.
Pretty quickly, the driver inside the truck called out to ask for a hit as well, and before I knew it, I was sitting shotgun in a trash truck sharing my weed with the garbage guys. Life can be like that sometimes.
The guy who was handling the cans stood on a small fender thing outside the truck. I continued to share conversation with him through the window though and held the joint for him when he took a hit between houses. The driver and I shared the joint the rest of the time. We went through three joints by the time they were done and ready to call it quits. It was still so early that people were getting in their cars to go to work.
They invited me to party with them. I certainly had nothing better to do. We had to take the truck back to the yard and they had me get out a block away so they wouldn't get in trouble for having riders. They picked me up in a ford pickup and we were on our way.
I learned that their names were Dan and Dave and that they shared an apartment. That was where we headed to. When we got there Dan - who had been handling the cans - headed immediately for the shower while Dave and I shared our first beer of the day. When Dan was done, Dave grabbed the shower.
Cleaned up, they were both good looking men and they were friendly and funny. Dan was younger and had a wrestler's body (strong upper arms and chest) while Dave had more of the slim body of a runner. We drank beers, finished up the pot and watched tv until we were all stoned beyond repair.
It was not even noon, but these two were already at the end of their shift and "winding down" from their workday. I had of course been up all night, so after a few more beers I was feeling pretty mellow too. I admitted as much, asked if I could use the bathroom to freshen up, grabbed my small pack and wondered in. I'm sure they were surprised when they heard me turn on the shower, but I had been in a trash truck and even though it had been clean inside I'd still inherited a smell I was anxious to wash off.