This is my Valentine's Day 2024 entry and my 750 Word Project story. Please vote if you enjoy <3
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Horny on Valentine's Day. No surprise. Cozy at my favorite coffee shop, sip'n a latte of chai. I see you again, dark hair and blue eyes, my Wednesday stalker, sneak'n a peek on the sly.
Two years has it been? Since you first freaked me out. Sitting too close, without a peep, pretending to be devout.
Practically on my ass, when you had the entire shop. I was playing chess, not giving anyone a second thought.
Time came to leave. I hop out of my chair. Turn around and gasp to see a young priest with dark hair.
You nod in greeting as you sip your tall black, pretending nothing was weird about you almost sitting on my back.
I glance around the shop. Did I miss something weird? All the seats available, but you sat suspiciously near.
Despite my confusion, courtesy wins the day. I simply nod in greeting and continue on my way.
I laugh and dismiss it, such an odd thing to do. You have your holy reasons I guess. The benefit of the doubt goes to you.
You were awfully cute and distracting, my dirty mind went there. For I'm an erotic author, I doubt you knew that, to be fair.
Opposites do attract in the strangest ways. Thanks to my horny thoughts, I found a new kink that day.