This is my Valentine's Day 2024 entry and my 750 Word Project story. Please vote if you enjoy <3
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Horny on Valentine's Day. No surprise. Cozy at my favorite coffee shop, sip'n a latte of chai. I see you again, dark hair and blue eyes, my Wednesday stalker, sneak'n a peek on the sly.
Two years has it been? Since you first freaked me out. Sitting too close, without a peep, pretending to be devout.
Practically on my ass, when you had the entire shop. I was playing chess, not giving anyone a second thought.
Time came to leave. I hop out of my chair. Turn around and gasp to see a young priest with dark hair.
You nod in greeting as you sip your tall black, pretending nothing was weird about you almost sitting on my back.
I glance around the shop. Did I miss something weird? All the seats available, but you sat suspiciously near.
Despite my confusion, courtesy wins the day. I simply nod in greeting and continue on my way.
I laugh and dismiss it, such an odd thing to do. You have your holy reasons I guess. The benefit of the doubt goes to you.
You were awfully cute and distracting, my dirty mind went there. For I'm an erotic author, I doubt you knew that, to be fair.
Opposites do attract in the strangest ways. Thanks to my horny thoughts, I found a new kink that day.
You came back, seeking my attention, again and again, you were quite consistent.
If not sitting close, sit in front of me was your plan, just a table away, making extra noise to no end.
Obvious much? Did you think your were being cute? Why not just talk to me instead of pretending to be mute?
Your lack of words was the icing on the cake, making everything awkward, oh for heaven's sake.
What I mistook for a crush, started to freak me out, your behavior was not normal for someone supposedly devout.
My mind ran away with me, I have to admit. It lives in the gutter despite my smashing wit.