It had been a long time since I had gone out and done anything social; a very long time. Six months prior, my girlfriend of three years, Jessica, and I had decided to part ways. Not long before we broke up, we had been talking of marriage, kids, a house, pets. Something I had said had driven her from me. Don't get me wrong, we had a very communicative relationship. Even so, I still couldn't put my finger on what was so wrong with what I had said. Before you start thinking it was something terrifically kinky, you should know two things: first, it was something that would be tremendously kinky in the eyes of some; and, second, it had more to do with control than with sexuality. I had told her that I wanted to be tied to the bed, and dominated.
As I was saying, it had been six months since Jessica and I had broken up. When you devote three years of your life (more if you count the time we spent before, flirting, in school) to someone, it becomes difficult to imagine him or her not being there. In short, depression had set in. My buddies at work had been trying to get me to come to this sports bar on the beach; but I would just go home after work and mope around. This was good for the wallet, bad for my physique. TV dinners (or, as they are more commonly known today, Frozen Entrees) don't add any to the mix; nor does fast food.
So, one day, Richard, a friend of mine from High School, with whom I currently worked, came up to me and said he had two tickets to the game. Since I'm a huge fan of hockey, and since the Panthers were having some trouble getting their game on, I figured "What the hell. The team can use my support, and it might be good to get out." So we met at the arena, hung out at the Terrace before the game, and had a beer. I was sipping through the thick, creamy head on my Guinness when I happened to look across the bar. That's when our eyes met. The millisecond our eyes locked on each other, I started hearing that awful theme music from the movie American Beauty, and everything seemed to slow down to ¼ speed. As I slowly sat my glass back on the bar, vaguely aware of something Richard was saying, I noticed a slight smile forming on her ruby-red lips. Then, I noticed, an almost imperceptible wink, as the right side of my mouth involuntarily began to curve upward. Richard punched me in the shoulder. I turned to him and scowled.
"What are you doing? You interrupted my looking across the bar at this beauty," as I turned to point her out, sitting across the bar, she was gone. Richard immediately insinuated that it had been too long for me, and that I should start thinking about two things: first, getting back in the "swing of the dating game," and, second, that I should see a shrink.
"But honest, she was right over there. She had gorgeous auburn hair, and these emerald eyes so deep that I was swimming in them from over here," I half whined.
"Mmm hmm," came the sardonic response.
So, at the sound of the national anthem being played in the stadium, we decided we'd go in and take our seats. Since we hadn't been out in a long while, and since the Panthers weren't doing so hot, there was plenty of space on the luxury level; which was where we splurged and sat. Yeah, they were $120.00 tickets, but you can't get much better than center ice with service at your side. I mean, throughout the course of the game, we really didn't have to get up to do anything. However, being the purist that I am, I don't tend to stay in the arena between periods to watch some bozo try to put a puck into the net to win $1,000. During the intermissions, I thought I might run into the lady with the emerald eyes, so I kept walking out into the concourse trying to find her. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
Well, the Panthers ended up not winning, which was fine. The game was still fun, and there was plenty of eye candy (read: women) to go around. As we were walking through the doors to the arena, I saw her standing there. She obviously wasn't waiting for me, but for someone else. I pointed her out to Richard. That's when he started walking toward her. What happened next changed my life. He mortified me by walking up to her and introducing himself. "Hi. My name isn't important, but his is," as he jerked his thumb in my direction.
"This is Michael. He's 28, lives down in Miami, loves the Panthers, and is a die-hard romantic. He hasn't been out to have fun in six months. Maybe you two can get together and have some. I'll be seeing you later, Michael," he said over his shoulder as he walked away.
"Hello, Michael," came the soft response over the din of the crowd. At a snail's pace, my head turned back to her. She was wearing that same half smile that I had caught across the bar. And those eyes. I was getting lost in them just standing there. "I can't seem to find my boyfriend. He got lost inside." My heart sank as she said it.
"Maybe we can go in and I'll help you find him," I responded.
"No… we agreed to meet here, if we became separated."
"Oh… okay. Well, if he doesn't come back, and you happen to want some help putting up posters with his picture on them, just let me know." I handed her a business card with my cell phone written on it. "Call the number on the back."
She halfway laughed as I handed her the card. "Okaaaaaaaay."
"Well, I personally wouldn't have left your side, for fear of someone like me hitting on you," I said with a grin.
"Oh, really? And why would you be hitting on me?"
"For no reason other than your smile, your auburn hair, and those eyes in which I'm presently hopelessly lost."
Just then, her boyfriend came walking up from behind me, brusquely asking, "How can I help you?" He was obviously none too pleased that someone was chatting up his girlfriend.
"Well, a beautiful woman standing here alone, looking worried… I would hope that you would have stopped, too," I said as he grasped her arm and turned her and started walking away.
My face turned glum as I was suddenly alone again, and as I watched, she turned her head back to me… there was that damned wink again. So as we had met, we parted. She with the almost imperceptible wink, me with my dim-witted automatic smile.
The whole walk to the car, I couldn't stop thinking about her. Those eyes. That hair. The vanilla perfume she was wearing. She was soft. Her perfume said that. But the intensity of her eyes was telling me that the perfume was a lie. She wasn't soft. She was relentless, and remorseless. She knew exactly what her assets were, and she used them to her fullest benefit. I can't blame her. She was absolutely stunning. I was definitely not the only guy looking at her tonight, but I was willing to bet that, for better or worse, I was the only one who'd made any impression.
As I climbed up into the Range Rover (a gift to myself after Jessica had thrown my stuff out of her place), my cell phone started vibrating. I picked up the phone and looked at the number. Not recognizing it, I answered, "Michael Robertson."
"Are you getting any yet?" came the crass response from Richard.
"Man, she was the hottest woman I have ever seen."
"Yeah, but you were together when I left you!"
"She's got a boyfriend, and from the looks of it, he's none too pleased with other men moving into his territory."
So, Richard asked if I wanted to join him at Hooters. I declined; telling him that I was way too tired, and reminded him that I still had an hour's drive home. He said I could crash at his place, but I decided that I really would rather go home, because I had some stuff to work on early the next day (and besides, with the fantasy that was creeping up in my head, I was going to need some relief – even if only provided by the porno theatre of my mind in the shower). Finally he relented, and as I was hanging up the phone, I heard a lady in the background calling him Richie… his nickname since we were kids. Sounded like "Richie" was going to be getting his tonight.
On the way home, I decided that for variety, I'd head east and drive down Miami Beach, and then cut back across town to get home. Yes, the drive would be longer, but at least I'd not fall asleep at the wheel driving through the city versus driving a 25 mile straight, level path. As I was driving down I-95, just north of the Miami Beach exits, my phone started to vibrate again. I looked at the number. It was a Miami number, but as before, I didn't recognize it.
"Michael Robertson," was the automatic response.
"Lauren Stevens," it was her. Yes, I didn't know the name. But I knew her voice. My jaw just about punched a hole in the seat from dropping so hard. An eternity passed.
"Hello?" she said again.
"Uh… hi…" came my not so quick answer.
"So, you can think fast on your feet when you're in front of me but when you're caught by surprise, you flounder."
"Well, after your boyfriend whisked you away, I hardly expected to hear from you again."
"He's passed out next to me. I'm not the least bit tired."
"I see. So, he doesn't know you're on the phone with me, huh?"
"If he does, he's plainly not showing the jealousy that he did earlier. We took care of the jealousy part as soon as we got back here. I let him have his way with me. I suspect he's sound asleep. Let's just say - he's drained."
"Sounds intriguing."
"It was, but that still doesn't cure the fact that I'm not tired, and I am quite bored, and before I forget, I am sorry about the way he acted."
"What would you like to do to cure your boredom?"
"Meet me on the boardwalk, behind the Fontainbleau Hilton in 15 minutes."
"I don't know if I can make it." I waited a bit for a response.
No answer. I glanced at my cell phone. The call had ended ten seconds previous. I didn't even hear her hang up.
Amazing, it is, what a beautiful woman will make you do. This one had a newly determined penchant of making me press the accelerator all the way to the floor. I got to the Eden Roc (where I normally park to go to the beach in that area, if I happen to go) in five minutes. It took me another five to walk to the Fontainbleau (which, if you think about it is quite incredible, since the hotels are right next to each other).