"It's by Anthony Powell—do you know it?"
"I don't think I do."
"You must read it—it's life-changing! So full of amazing characters, and so well plotted, so well constructed. It's a long read, twelve books in all, although the twelfth isn't even published yet, but well worth perservering......"
Frankly, Honey, I would have read the labels on your clothes if you had asked me to—in fact, I wanted to do that very much whilst I peeled them from your slender body.
I hated parties, particularly a student party. It never seemed to know what it wanted to be—intellectual salon, rock'n'roll cavortings to the Stones, druggie flop-abouts, wild orgy. Of course it managed to be none of the above, but a sort of spavinned cross of all four: if it had been born it would have been put down.
So I tended to avoid them. I have no idea why I didn't manage to avoid this one. I'm so glad I didn't.
Honey was a guest, a visitor from London and, bliss, not a student. I can't remember now who she was visiting, nor who introduced us. All I can remember now is my instant sense of desire for the tiny woman in front of me.
She wasn't particularly short, perhaps 5ft. 2in., but her proportions were very small. She was almost flat chested, but she had womanly curves elsewhere and lovely legs in black tights. Above was a tartan skirt (and how that would come back to haunt me), a cream blouse, a black velvet jacket, a colourful scarf loosely wrapped around a swan-like neck. Her dark hair was bobbed like Louise Brooks. Her wide mouth, so temptingly kissable, smiled a lot. A small, slightly curved nose.....shit, here was I, barely 30 seconds into a conversation and already I was in love. What the fuck was my girlfriend going to think?
Thankfully, she was not there. I dimly remember that she had gone back home to London—maybe that is why I went, out of the boredom of an empty bed. So I was able to drown myself in Honey's limpid eyes. And listen to her conversation. Let's cut to the chase: Honey and I would be fucking very lustily, but not that night, nor indeed for quite a while. Oh, our eyes told each other that, yes, definitely, we would like to rip each others clothes off and fuck until our teeth fell out, and our bodies did that little dance and feint of mutual attraction, but we both knew we had to behave that night, that neither of us would be able to shed our responsibilities as friend and guest. But we knew we would, one day.
And so we talked. And Honey told me about this series of novels by Anthony Powell, "A Dance to the Music of Time", with such love and enthusiasm that I knew I would have to read them, if only so I could talk about them, the next time we met, in the short gaps between fucking her. A quick exchange of scribbled addresses as the party broke up ensured that that would happen before too long.