This is a 100% true story. It might seem a little far-fetched in places, but I swear to God I'm not making this up. Hope it's good.
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It was my 19th birthday and my girlfriend wanted to do something fun for it. The only problem is 19 is a shitty age in America, stuck between 18 and 21, the two huge birthdays. We came home from college for the weekend to celebrate. My name is Matt by the way, and I was nearing the end of my freshman year. I stood about 5'9" and had dark hair, bordering on black, and eyes caught somewhere between gray and blue. I played lead guitar in a band. I also loved cars and snowmobiles. Personality wise, I was rather quiet and reserved, until I got to know someone. I had a very sarcastic wit, which most people found hilarious.
My girlfriend Liv, full name Olivia, was a sophomore and turning 20 in July. Her face was eye-catching, with blondish-brown hair, hazel eyes, and light freckles across her nose. She was a great athlete, and played on the varsity soccer team and ran track, setting records for best times. So needless to say, her body was also banging. Beautiful toned soccer legs, a nice firm ass (my favorite feature of hers), a flat, toned stomach with her bellybutton pierced, and roughly a 34C rack. Her personality was the dead opposite of mine, probably why we were so compatible. She was very friendly and outgoing, and also had a mischievous side to her. But where I really hit the jackpot was with her sex drive, which was nothing short of fucking ferocious. She had to be the horniest girl I'd ever met, and loved pleasuring me. Not that I'm complaining or anything. She also had a very crude vocabulary, worse than me, and sure as hell wasn't scared to use it. We both attended the same college and absolutely loved it. She was my first girlfriend. Our 2 and-a-half year anniversary was coming up in June, so obviously by this point in our relationship, I was deeply in love with her. Now back to the story.
I groaned and closed my eyes, feeling the orgasm consume me, my cock pumping buckets of semen into the tissue. I came home from college yesterday for the weekend, and was going out shortly to celebrate my birthday with my woman. I was pretty much guaranteed to get lucky tonight, so I had decided to quickly rub one out to make me last longer. I couldn't remember the last time I'd masturbated. Liv usually had no problem doing it for me, so she'd basically became my cum dumpster. It felt weird using my hands for once, but the feeling was great as ever. The only problem was trying not to bust all over my laptop. I had no idea how the fuck I'd explain that to the tech guys at my college! Anyway, I sat up and wiped my dick off. A video on PornHub was playing with the volume very low. Some chick built like a fucking goddess was being wrecked from behind by a very lucky guy, screaming her heart out and playing with herself. I exhaled deeply and pulled my shorts and boxers up and sat back on my bed, feeling my heart rate return to normal and my dick go limp. I watched the rest of the vid until the guy pulled out (all 10 goddamn inches of him) and unloaded all over her face. I closed the Internet and stood up. Suddenly, my phone rang. It was a FaceTime call from Liv (we both have iPhones if you're wondering). I answered, "Hey, baby."
And quickly jumped in surprise and held the phone away from me as a "HAPPYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!!!" sounded very loudly from her end. There was a pause and she started singing, "Happy birthday to you, I'm covered in goo, you're hung like a horsey, and you cum like one too." I snorted as she said with a smile and a laugh, "I came up with that. Did you like my lyrics, birthday boy?"
"Aw Liv, you're so cute! Thank you! So what's up for tonight?"
She wagged a finger playfully. "Uh uh uh, you'll find out later. It's a surprise. Just come over anytime. I'm home alone." Her voice dropped to a whisper and she added, "And so horny for you, babe," and ran her tongue across her lips seductively. She disappeared from the camera frame for a few seconds and appeared holding a banana. She peeled it and proceeded to eat it very slowly, staring into my eyes and running her tongue up and down it several times.
I snorted and said jokingly, "Liv, you're a fucking freak!"
Her demeanor changed instantly back to her normal self. "I know," she said with a smile. "Anyway, I'll see you soon. Get your butt over here. Now. Don't make me call back. Bye, boyfriend. I fucking love you." She made a heart shape with her hands and blew me a kiss before breaking the connection.
I smiled to myself. She really was something else. I grabbed my keys and drove over to her house on the other side of town. I love my car, a silver '03 Saab 9-3, a 5 speed manual and a snarling turbocharged beast, almost as much as I love Liv. I got her from my grandparents when I was 16. They wanted to save gas money so they gave me the Saab (which I nicknamed Sally) and kept their other car, a Hyundai.
Anyway, I turned into Liv's driveway and parked. I rang the doorbell and waited a few seconds. The door opened and before I knew what the hell was happening, my mouth was being raped by Liv's. She pulled me inside and closed the door, never breaking our kiss, and pushed me against the wall, sticking her tongue in my mouth and throwing her arms around me. Holding me so tightly, I could feel my ribs cracking. She finally pulled away, after about literally 30 seconds of this, with a very wet smack and said, "Happy birthday!" She was wearing short shorts and a tank top, and looked very sexy.
"Thanks Liv," I said with a smile. "So what's the plan?"
She smiled. "I was thinking of going out for dinner and maybe going clubbing, then coming back here for cake and ice cream." She paused and added with a wink, "And of course, some quality one-on-one time. Sound ok?"
I smiled. "Sounds great. Let's go."
I drove. Liv loved my car, but couldn't drive a stick shift. Regardless, she loved how it looked and how it performed. There's something so fun about dropping it into 2nd gear and gunning it past people, feeling the turbo kick in and push us back in our seats. Dinner was good. We went to a local restaurant. I got my all-time favorite meal, a bacon cheeseburger. Liv got steak.
Next up was a local under-21 nightclub. I had never gone to one before, but Liv had and told me I'd love it. The only problem was I couldn't dance to save my life. Yes, I can play guitar but I have no sense of rhythm when it comes to dancing. I have my dad to thank for that. Liv just laughed and kissed my cheek when I told her the problem and said, "No problem. I'll do most of the work."
I turned into the parking lot and parked. It was really busy! I could hear music blasting already, and we weren't even inside yet. The bouncer checked our IDs and let us in.
There were people everywhere. Music was blasting. There were strobe lights flashing. Liv grabbed my hand and led me over to the bar and bought us drinks (not alcohol, this was an underage establishment). I drank mine quickly, looking around and checking out the people. There were a lot of smoking hot girls right around my age, so it gave me something to stare at.
Until Liv noticed and yelled into my ear, "Don't get any ideas!" with a smile.
I smiled sheepishly and finished my drink. She drained hers and said "Wanna dance?"
This was what I was dreading. It's weird how I have no problem playing with my band to hundreds of people yet I'm scared to get up and dance with my girlfriend. "Uhhhhm, I don't know. Remember what I said? I hate dancing. I'll make a fool of myself. I'm gonna look like a-"
Liv cut me off by leaning in and kissing me hard. She finally broke it off with a smile. "Matt. Shut up. Ok? Do you trust me?"
I shrugged. "More or less."
"Then let's goooooo!" she grabbed my hand and led me out to the dance floor. The DJ was playing a wide range of songs, from rap to metal. There were dozens of people dancing, so it was pretty crowded, but the atmosphere of the club was great.