"Hello?"
"Hey its Josh."
"Hey Josh what's up, what you been up to lately?"
" Nothing much just the same old stuff, how about you?"
"Well, let me see... I just quit my job, and oh yeah I just got laid"
"ooh tell me more. This is why i love talking you."
"Ok you better sit cause this could take awhile. It was after I quit my job I was feeling kind of down so I went to this bar for a drink. I was just relaxing when this guy came and at my table I didn't want any company so I just ignored him, plus he was kind of dorky looking. Anyways he introduced himself as Ben and asked if he 'could get to know me better.' I figured why the hell not I got nothing better to do might as well screw with his mind a little. So I smiled and said sure I'd love to.
"Can you tell me your name?" Ben said.
" I told the dork my name and I gently ran my toe up and down his leg. He looked alittle scared which only added to my interest. I leaned closer to him and ask in this really stupid husky voice that i guess to him sounded sexy. How about you tell me what a nice guy like you is doing here in a place like this?"
" Um...Um...well you see its my birthday today and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind that you will..., you know be my companion for tonight." Ben was stammering and turning a light shade of red.
"Companion...mmm what do you mean by that? what is it that you want is to do together?"
"Well... you know...I want you to...um.. I want.."
"I think I understand, you want me to give you your birth day fuck right? Oh my god Josh you should have seen his face when I said that it was like soo red I thought he was going to pass out."
Josh bursted out laughing"Ahaha, Trisha you are so mean some times"
"All he did was nod his head. I ask him so where do u want to fuck me and he was like anywhere I wanted was fine with him. I decided to scare him a litte, so I grabbed his hand and dragged him to the bath room I told him I wanted to fuck there, I figered he'd get scared and back out. He looked nervouse and he was kind of sweaty. 'If your scared you can leave' I went up to him and kissed the dork smack on the mouth and before I know what was happening, the dorky birthday boy was kissing me back and squeezing my tits."
Josh gasped and replied "oh my god did you even try to push him off you."
"Well I thought about it for a split second but with all th squeezing and teasing the guy was doing with my tits I was getting all turned on, and I figured a good fuck could really boost my spirits, plus it was his birthday so we all would be getting something."