Note to Readers: Please read the title. This is meant to be bad, repetitive and boring in places. If it were not a Chain Story it would be categorized as Humor and Satire. You have been warned. Continue at your own risk.
It was the best of times it was the worst of times. John (the Dong) Shaw had been off of work for a week. The episode with the dildo had been to much for him. He'd been sore for several days even with the lube and finding the announcer and beating him up had taken some time as well. But John had never been happier. His wife had finally found a trick to get him off whenever she really needed to.
"No more than once a month Maggie, I mean that now."
He was also going to have to find her a smaller dildo. That big thing was just to much for him. But he was busy plotting his revenge. He'd gone into work and told his boss, Ima Goodanuv that he needed to take a few days off. She was furious of course and under her probing questioning he admitted what had happened between him and his wife. He was actually forced to drop his drawers and bend over in front of her to prove that he wasn't lying.
That had proved to be too funny to her and eventually John had been forced to show his sore, red, stretched, butt hole to everyone on the staff, including the Mexican cleaning crew that spoke no English. As he was bending over to show the guy's he started plotting his revenge. When he was showing the girls he began to actually plan it. When he was showing the cleaning crew the desire to even the score with his wife Magdalena Shaw was overpowering.
Friday rolled around, and as Maggie came home from work she found her husband waiting for her. He was quite a bit different than usual. He was dressed in his biker gear, steel tipped high black boots, black jeans worn to velvet smoothness, a black t-shirt and of course the required black leather jacket. He was sitting in the La-z-boy with a black riding crop.
"What's up John?" Maggie inquired.