”Welcome all, to the 11th day of the Literotica Olympics!Today, we’ll watch the Literotica version of Javelin throwing, namely Dildo throwing!”
“We, that is to say oggbashan, Tatelou, and I, Lucifer Carroll, will be your commentators today, and I daresay we can promise you a very exciting day, isn’t that so, Lou?
“Absolutely, you horny devil! This year’s competition’s gonna be very hard, seeing as we have several high-ranked women competing. Back to you, ogg!”
“Thank you, Lou. And here we see the contestants marching out on the field. The first out, in a sparkling sequined bikini in red, white and blue, is Colleen Thomas! Following rather obscenely behind her, we have lucky-E-leven… oh, now I can see why she’s walking so close to Colleen Thomas; lucky’s chosen a Lady Godiva look, but her hair isn’t long enough!”
“Lucifer, quit drooling into microphone! We’re getting electric disturbances!”
“Sorry, Lou.”
“Go on, ogg.”
“Thank you, Lou. Number 3 in the field is a favorite among the gamblers; Svenskaflicka claims that since she only see her Hubby 4 times a year, she’s been forced to play with dildos so much that they now feel like an extension to her arms!”
“Yep, she’s been ranked Most Likely To Win by all polls.”
“Cute nightie she’s got on. Blue and transparent. And the golden panties are a nice touch.”
“Number 4, Black Tulip, in a black neglige, enters the field and takes her place.”
“There’s been a lot of talk about whether she would be here or not. Apparently, she’s suffered from injuries – her hard training for the event has given her a case of tennis arm. Lucifer, put that thing back!”
“Sorry, Lou.”
“Number 5, another favorite, is Lauren Hynde, and… what is THAT?”
“I think it’s a bast-fibre skirt, ogg. Lauren Hynde’s going for a Hawaiian look.”
“Oh, thank goodness! For a while, I thought I witnessed a Portuguese fashion for pubic hair…”
“Lucifer, what are you doing?”
“Just checking YOUR pubes, Lou… mmmph…”
“Will you… oh! Ooooh… OK…. Ehm, you were saying, ogg?”
“Our final contestant is coming out onto the field in a black catsuit – oh, those can NEVER be real! She calls herself `Miss XXX´ – can’t say that I’ve ever heard of her, but from the looks of the things, I’d say she must be Bulgarian or something. A very butch woman.”
“Butch woman? Where? Where?”
“Lucifer, get back to what you were doing!”
“Yes, Lou. Mmmmm…”
“And now we begin the actual competition! The girls are in place, and they’ve all got their dildos. First out is Colleen Thomas. She backs up a bit… she runs… she throws! Oh, that’s GOOD! The functionaries run over to measure the length… 19 meters! Outstanding!”
“She looks happy with the results. Oh, yessssss…”
“So do you, Lou. And now, number 2, lucky-E-leven! She runs… she throws… not bad, not bad at all! Let’s see… 17 meters! She’s beaten her personal best!”
