Authors note:
Nordic combined is a combination of a cross-country event and a Ski jumping event. This event includes two jumps off one of the hills and one cross country race. The distance traveled in the two jumps is added together. The skier with farthest distance in the two jumps starts first on the second day in the cross country portion of the race. The other racers follow, depending on how far they jumped. The first person to cross the finish line wins. There are individual events and team events.
For my regular readers, this story is part of a fun chain story among litâs authors. Itâs nothing like my regular works.
-CET
Raphy looked to his left, rolled his eyes and looked back to the playing field. I donât get paid nearly enough for this shit, he thought disgustedly. He glanced again at his guest commentator, the tall man in a ten gallon hat, cool-hand-Luke-man-with-no-eyes sunglasses and rattlesnake skin cowboy boots, with his own cooler sitting under his chair. God, he only needs a hayseed and gun to get a part in any low class American movie that needs a small town idiot sheriff, the veteran commentator thought.
A glance to his right revealed a much more welcome sight. A dark hared woman with flashing eyes, a lush body and an excited, he had to admit, even a seductive smile on her face. She wore tight shorts, knee high suede boots and an almost indecently tight tube top. Tatelou was quite a dish to be sure, but the thing that actually caused the proper Englishman to give her a second glace was her status as a world champion caliber fellatrix.
In his ear piece he could hear that bitch Minsue droning on and on with Crimson Maiden the winner of the pentathlon. Another of these ex-athletes looking to turn her Olympic gold in the last games into real dollars as a broadcaster. She should have stuck with endurance twat licking, he thought. She sure seems to have an endless supply of energy to run her mouth, no wonder she was a world champ, he thought wryly.
âAnd that wraps it up here at the modern pentathlon Don, we now take you to the indoor arena for the Nordic Combinedâ she said with a huge phony smile.
âWelcome everyone to the premier event, here at the indoor arena, the prestigious Nordic Combined. Iâm Raphy and here in the booth with me today are the reigning champions Rumpled Foreskin and Tatelou,â he said in his best clipped British accent. This was the part he hated most, having to work rank armatures into the broadcast, but he was a professional and steeled himself, before turning to the rube on his left.
âRumple, this is one of the premier events of the games, but how did it become known as the Nordic combined?â he asked, hoping the guy could at least tell him something useful.
âWell Raph, before the introduction of the blindfold the event was always taken by the Swedes. Them hot gals were all tits and ass, let me tell ya, with flowing blonde hair and the cutest faces. The rest of the world just couldnât compete. I mean, you are standing there trying to think of Aunt Janeâs suspenders or granny & her chewing tobacco. Meanwhile a girl whose panties you couldnât get into with a Ferrari & a sack full of cash is slobbin on your knob. Just plain werenât fair. After the introduction of the blindfold they donât dominate like they used too, but the name stuck.â
âThank you for that far too in-depth answer,â Raphy said before turning to Tatelou.
âI understand this yearâs favorites are a Nordic couple,â Raphy said to Lou.
âMost definitely, the favorites are Svenskaflicka and Liar. Her technique is flawless and once the freestyle portion of the program comes up and she can use her tits, itâs generally lights out. That was my patented maneuver and if you have the cleavage, I say use it, but I wouldnât go handing out medals just yet. Iâve done extensive training in the work out rooms these last two weeks and there is going to be some stiff competition,â she said, laughing at her own pun. He was saved from further embarrassment by the competition getting underway.
âThe athletes are now making their way into the arena. Six pairs of hopefuls, all dreaming of gold. The favorites are Liar and Svenskaflicka, both truly exceptional talents. What makes them the favorites Rumple?â
âWell, canât say much for ole Liar, but I have competed against Flicka before and let me tell you, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. She just wraps those tig ole bittys around your shaft and unless youâre queerer than a football bat, itâs all over but the crying,â Rumple said enthusiastically, as Raphy grimaced at the colloquialisms.
âLou?â
âLiar has great mind control. What he thinks about is a trade secret, but itâs been rumored he trains by watching Brittany Spearâs videos and has the lyrics memorized. Whatever his training regimen, his opponent will have to be really good to break his concentration,â She said as she unbuttoned the fly on her shorts and eased her hand into them.
âCloudy & Belegon are next, this will be their first Olympic competition together wonât it?â the flustered broadcaster asked.
âYup. Cloudy took home the silver in the last games in the Individual Cocksucking. Belegon won the Jr. Worlds out of college in Endurance Fucking, but he hasnât competed on this level yet.â Rumple replied, even though Raphy had his back to the man and had addressed the question to Lou, who was now masturbating in a most distracting display.
âInteresting,â Raphy said, tearing his eyes away from Lou and looking back to the arena, âLauren-Hynde and Carl East are already warming up , their chances for gold are really dependant her artistry arenât they, Lou?â
âHmmmm? Oh, yes, sheâs very talented, but this is her first Nordic Combined, look for her to play a more conservative game than either of the favorites,â the sexy woman replied as she bit back a moan.
âYes, well, the field then is rounded out by the dark horse pairing of Boxlicker and Wishfulthinking. Honey and Cantdog will be competing in this their third Olympics together, they took Silver in the Stockholm games as you no doubt remember. Black Tulip and Mcfbridge are longshots, Black Tulipâs normal partner, the great Pops54, having withdrawn only last night. So thereâs the field and as the couples finish their final preparations for this yearâs Nordic Combined we take you now to Luck-e-leven, who is standing by live on the floor, Lucky?â
âHello Raphy, Lou and Rumple, the atmosphere down here is so thick you could cut it with a knife. The fans have been waiting since the door opened at sunup. The contestants are now stripping and I have to say the men must be very happy with the blind fold rule. I have never seen such a collection of feminine beauty and the crowd seems to agree, the flash bulbs havenât stopped since Flicka first removed her top. Back up to you Raphy.â
âThank you lucky. The men are now proceeding to the racks where they will be strapped in. In first position is Liar, this yearâs odds on favorite. In second position the Californian, Belegon. Third position is occupied by the dark horse of these games Boxlicker. In forth position the ever contentious Cantdog. Rounding out the field in fifth position is Mcfbridge and in sixth position is the hard luck but tenacious Carl East. Rumple, youâve been where these men are now, whatâs it like?â
âAinât much to it really. Got your arms locked above your head and yer feet held open enough so the girl has unimpeded access to yer pecker. The waist belt & thigh straps hold yer ass tight up against the rack, so you canât use yer hips to throw off her timing. When the blindfold goes on, you come up with the least erotic thing you can imagine and try to keep your mind off whatâs coming. When they hit you with the stay hard, you bone up and hope to hold out longer than the other bastards.â
âIt seems very weighted against the males, is that true Tatelou?â Raphy said as he turned to her. He immediately wished he hadnât, the fly of her shorts was still open and her hand was now wedged into them, gently stroking herself.
âNot really. During the forms part of the competition the women canât use their hands at all. Deep throat without gagging, five minutes of bobbing without using teeth, proper tongue technique, etc. It only getsâŠawwww, shitâŠunfair when the freestyle part of the competition comes up, the poor guys have already been getting technically correct head for twenty minutes and the girlâs can use whatever technique they want, provided their mouthâs stay in contact with his genitals more or less.â
âMore or less?â Raphy asked, trying to keep his eyes off her hand, but having little success.
âOhhhh, fuck yes!..I mean yes, more or less. There are no really hard and fast rules, except the woman has to stay on her knees. Theoretically in the freestyle you could just give him a handjob, but you have to remember itâs a team competition and her time in getting her opponent off, is subtracted from how long her partner lasts against his opponent, so you go with whatever you think is most enjoyable to him. All the guys are going to come. If they didnât what would be the point? So in that sense it is weighted against them,â
âAnd how is score determined?â Raphy asked, feeling his mouth going dry and a twitch in his trousers as Lou continued to stare excitedly into the arena and stroke her pussy. He could see the dark tuft of pubic hair and the red of her panties as she spread her legs more and became more vigorous in her motions. Her dark nipples were clearly visible behind the silk top and it was obvious she was well on her way to orgasm.
âItâs complicated and a lot of people donât realize what all goes into it. Thatâs why itâs such a contentious sport. They just see which guy cums first and which girl brought him off and assume there are your winners. But it isnât like that. Each guy is timed from the start of freestyle till he shoots. Each girl is timed from the start of freestyle until her opponent shoots. You then subtract the girlâs time in getting her opponent off from how long her counterpart was able to hold out. That just gives you a starting point. Then there are penalties in time for the basic forms and an aggregate award from theâŠChrist, that feels goodâŠjudges from the freestyle.â
âWell, the men are ready and the ladies are now taking their positions. Cloudy has drawn the toughest assignment, she will be in first position working against the formidable Liar, current worldâs record holder. Svenskaflicka, the sweetheart of these games, has drawn a tough assignment as well in the stoic Californian, Belegon, in second position. The multi-talented Lauren-Hynde will be working on Boxlicker in position three while the epervescent and always smiling Black Tulip will be matched up against Cantdog in forth position. In fifth position the superb all around athlete Wishfulthinking should have little problem with Mcfbridge, a late substitution for the great competitor Pops54, who had to withdraw from this competition to be with his ailing parrot. And in sixth position honey 123 should have little problem with Carl East.â