Day 2, The 4x100 Relay
Day 2 dawned and it was time for my second event. I was entered in the 4 man 100 yard relay race. Of course it wasn't really 4 man, it was 4 person. The rules for this race were unlike any other relay I'd ever heard of. They also sounded like a helluva lot more fun.
The rules were actually pretty simple. First of all the race would not be run on a track. Instead it would be run on a football field. Each team started at the goal line. The teams must have one man and one woman on the track at all times. When a team started running, the man would be standing vertically. The woman would be stretched out horizontally in front of him. Her legs would be wrapped around him and she would be supporting her upper body on her hands. The most important thing was that they must be "united" at all times. While the team is running, the man must be inside the woman.
The race would begin with each team sending out one interlocked couple each. When a couple made it 100 yards and crossed the opposite goal line, the team must replace one member of the couple. The new pair may not cross the goal line and begin to run, until the man is firmly inside his teammate. When the team is connected, the pair will then proceed back to the original line. This will be repeated until all 4 possible team combinations have run. The first team to complete all 4 legs wins.
I was really looking forward to this event. First of all, I had hoped to win a medal the previous day. Frankly, my team had been doing very well, but we fell apart a little towards the end and finished out of the money. This event seemed like a great chance to pick up my first medal of the competition. Second, just being in this event had to be great fun. Win or lose, this was going to be a race to remember.
The team we had put together was myself, Tatelou, Honey123, and Lewdandlicentious. After we had all completed the first day's event and showered, we got together for a last minute training session. In all honesty, I don't really know if our training session helped prepare us for the race, but it was damned enjoyable.
When our team came out for the event, we found that there were only 4 teams entered. So, all but one of the teams was guaranteed a medal. We decided that Lew and Tatelou would start. Honey would replace Lou for the second leg. I would replace Lew for the third one, and Lou would replace Honey for the anchor leg.
Obviously, this event had to be competed in the nude. As we removed our clothes, the officials reminded us that if a man came during the event and was unable to remain inside his partner, the team would be disqualified at that point. If more than one team didn't finish, then teams would be ranked by how far they made it.
As Lew and Lou got into position, I took my first look at our competition. Each team had its own particulary strategy for the race.
The team on our right was Cloudy, Minsue, Edward Teach, and Boxlicker. They had apparently decided to switch the men first. Ed and Cloudy were going to start. Box would go next, with Minsue replacing Cloudy for the third leg. Then Ed and Cloudy would finish the race.
To our left, was the team of Lauren Hynde, Crimson Maiden, Carl East, and Oggbashan. This team was using an order similar to ours. The ladies would switch first and the men second. Ogg and Lauren were going to start, with the Maiden taking the second leg. Carl would replace Ogg for the third leg, and he and Lauren would finish. The interesting thing about this team was that as they were warming up, the girls had both men deep in their mouths. Lauren was deepthroating Ogg for all she was worth, and Crimson's tongue was working all over Carl. Apparently, they felt that having the guys as hard as possible would prevent accidental, uhh, "uncouplings". Lew and I both admired that strategy. However, neither of us honestly thought that we would last two laps after that treatment from Honey and Lou.
The final team was farther to our left. They were Svenskaflicka, Rumple Foreskin, Remec, and Colleen Thomas. Like team two, they were going to switch men first. Rumple and Colleen would start. Remac would go on leg 2. Then Svenska would begin leg 3, with Rumple coming back for the anchor leg. This team was the most interesting. There appeared to be some difference of opinion on some part of their strategy. Svenska and Colleen in particular seemed to be having a very animated discussion. Colleen seemed unsure of something Svenska was suggesting, but Svenska appeared to be insisting and Colleen finally gave in to whatever it was. The guys didn't seem too concerned about it, but they were both smiling when they saw Svenska win the arguement. After that Svenska handed something to both guys, but I couldn't tell what it was.
At that point I had to stop looking around, because the starter was calling teams to the line. Lew was already inside Lou and they were making their way over. Lou apparently was already so wet, that they hadn't had any trouble getting ready. Also, with the length of Lew's racing equipment, we certainly weren't worried about accidents on the course. Lew and Lou were joined by the other 3 teams. When all the couples were in position, the starter made his call and the gun went off.
As the gun sounded, I took one last look around at the other teams. It was then that I realized what team 4's strategy had been. Svenskaflicka had been passing lubricant to both men and I could see that good old Rumple was firmly up Colleen's ass. Apparently, Svenska had felt that using that tighter opening would insure that their guys didn't slip out during the race. From the look on Colleen's face as they started, you might say that she didn't appear completely comfortable with that decision.
