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Tales from Snippettsville
, Short Stories From A Small Town.
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Contents of Masquerade Ball Special Issue
Editorial - From
Snippettsville Times
by PierceStreet
Sian and Hannah - Prelude to the Ball
by Perdita
Cowboys and Elaine
by Champagne 1982
End Game
by Alex de Kok
Blue Tango
by Alex de Kok
Joel Davis Comes Home
by PierceStreet
Sian and Robert - After the Ball
by Perdita
Illustrations
(c) Alex de Kok, 2004
Now read on...
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Editorial - From
Snippettsville Times
by
PierceStreet
Hello Neighbor
by "Buck" Yeager
I just looked at a journal entry I made last year, "I woke up hung over and not completely sure what I was involved in last night. At Hannah's for breakfast, I wondered why everyone would glance my way, smile and then whisper to their friends."
Any Snippettsville adult immediately knows I wrote that the morning after the Masquerade Ball. I'm still not sure what I, or should I say The Green Lantern, did last year, but mercifully, there seems to be a one day statue-of-limitations on the gossip surrounding that evening.
It's probably born from the "Men who live in glass houses" concept of fair play. What is there about donning a costume that lets us truly believe we can act not-as-ourselves? At least it seems to bring out good sides of ourselves. Count Dracula didn't bite anyone but he did grab a few asses. Pristine maidens by day, dressed as naughty nurses were often seen sidling up to old Vlad eager to get the butts pinched, or so I've heard.
I guess we all have the need to crawl out of our own skin once in a while. The Ball lets us do it safely. A few marriages have started Masquerade night, and a lot of building steam has been vented from many marriages, no doubt prolonging many.
I've looked back in the files at early news reports. It appears the Ball got its start with the first Lumberjacks who came to town. The first report, when the town was just two years old, reports many Abe Lincolns, Mark Twain and even a Randolph Hearst. It also reports many Nurses, Saloon Girls, and Damsels in Distress. Wait a minute? Didn't men far out number women in Snippettsville back in those logging days? How did that tune go? "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK."
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Sian and Hannah -
Prelude
to the Ball
by
Perdita
Sian couldn't be bothered with a real costume. If anyone asked—she was an eighties Castro Street fag. Real Levis tautly traveled the length of her thighs dipping below her calves into tan-effect rigger boots with thick red woolen socks rolled over the tops, and a mauve-plaid lumberjack shirt opened for deep cleavage, the long sleeves rolled to the elbows. Her choppy boy's cut framed her face nearly prettily. For the occasion she wore a blue-red lipstick, a gift from her last fuck before she left the city, and an old Mexican silver earring, a half-moon dangling from her left lobe. A band of black silk with horizontal diamonds cut out for the eyes was tied at the back of her head.
Robert had inspired Hannah's British Matron uniform but for the form-fitting, two-sizes-too-small aspect. The buttons on the bodice of the dark blue dress, with white apron, appeared about to snap open, holding tight her loose pendulous breasts. She wore no undergarments, but garters held rolled-up black stockings just below her knees. Black nun-type shoes had been rummaged from storage. Hannah recalled her grandmother wearing them to church on Sundays. It surprised her that they fit her feet perfectly, causing wonder at how she could possibly have been descended from that old fundamentalist bitch. Directly covering her left nipple was a rectangular badge, spelling out on two lines—
Hanging around her neck, easily mistaken for a stethoscope from a distance, was a 'silver bullet' vibrator. She refused to wear the sister's veil, telling Robert it looked frumpy and hid her newly red hair. The boy was disappointed but kept the veil for a personal scene later—he hoped.
Hannah and Sian rode together to the Lodge, having had a shower and cum-feste with Robert before dressing for the party. He planned to arrive later if he could figure out a costume. Sian avoided him after the shower but felt his constraining gaze as she dressed. She could not think of an excuse to stay. She left without a look or word to him.
"So, sugarpuss, meet anyone 'sides Yorkshire-boy yet? Weren't he a find? So willing to follow. What's that word you called 'im? Not marriageable— "
"Malleable."
"Yeah, mall, that was Bobbo alright. But so secreting, too mysterious for twenny-two. I never did learn any Yorkshire, 'cept for those names he called me. I loved
mucky bessom
. Did he call you that? He never did explain it but I understood it, sure did sound like I felt. I told 'im I was gonna have it printed cross the front of a tee. He liked that, made 'im smile. Didn't you just love that smile, Shorn? Made me wanna eat 'im right up—what a fine young cock."
God I wish she'd shut up.
"An the way he said whore, like it had two sibyls. Turned me on it did.
HOO-arrr!
I sure liked it, felt like a good ole one, made me real wet. He called me a ripe Cleo-PATTER-uh. Made me feel pretty, real sexy like.
"
My opinion is a very Antny.
Didja know that's Shakespeare, babe?
"HOO-arrr! I could hear that all night."
As Hannah went crudely on Sian felt something—out of the past—more than she dared.