The pounding on the door became intense as Mrhappy went to see who the new arrivals were. As he opened the door he was pushed aside by the rush of bodies stampeding inside. It was everyone!
Introductions were made all around as those who had already arrived met those who just arrived. Only two were missing as warm hugs, little smooches and handshakes were exchanged. SpecialK and Manu were missing.
"Where is SpecialK?" asked BluesmanII.
Just then SpecialK emerged shyly out of the bathroom, her gold robe closed up to the neck and the sash firmly tied. Upon seeing the fanatic horny look on the faces of the new arrivals, her eyes popped open as wide as saucers and she contemplated returning back to the bathroom and locking the door for the duration of her stay.
"Don't be shy, girl!" Nurse demanded as she tore SpecialK's robe from her body. "I see naked bodies all the time. The job, ya know."
The men gasped as they gazed upon SpecialK's body. She rather enjoyed the special attention and soon got over her shyness.
Deborah, Helle and Nurse snuck off to find Manu as SpecialK distracted the others and Crystal and Butterfly began to entertain all with tales of their incredibly eventful journeys to nirvana, the Literotica Reunion.
"Yeow!" cried Manu.
"Dammit, Deborah, don't bite me when I'm talking on the phone. And Helle, get your tongue out of my ass. You're tickling me."
"Who are you talking to, Manu?" Helle asked.
"I'm talking to XXplorher," Manu replied hesitantly.
"What the fuck are you talking to him for?" Helle spat out.
"It's business. We need some big bucks to keep Literotica up and running. Now you girls go and get your bikinis on and get your sweet asses down to the beach. And tell the other girls to do the same. I want to get some pictures."
"But Manu," interrupted Nurse, who had been assisting Deborah, who simply had to talk at times, "your balls are blue!"
"Get lost girls or I'll summon Dixon and tell him to stick his monster dick up your ass."
"Oh, no!" the three girls screamed in unison and ran off.
Manu finished his telephone conversation with XXplorher. "Let me get this straight, XX, you want me to get pictures of all the Literotica Reunion goings on? And you'll pay me $100,000? You are publishing your new tabloid and the cover story will be the Reunion?"
"Yeah, Manu," XXplorher responded. "Did you see the December 21 issue of 'THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER' by chance? And the headline 'Wild Women of the Century' all about their scandals, secrets and affairs and how they broke all the rules? Well, my tabloid is 'The International INquireHER' and my cover story is 'Wild Women of the Literotica Reunion and the Men They Loved, and Loved, and Loved ..."
"Ok, XX, I'm off to do the pictures. I'll use my camcorder and then convert them to stills with my Snappy or Dazzle."
"One more thing, Manu," XX asked with envy in his voice. "Do the girls miss me? Do they talk about me with longing in their voices?"
Manu crossed his fingers and answered, "You got that right, dude." He said goodbye, got his camcorder and went looking for the bikini babes.
When Nurse, Deborah and Helle went to round up the other girls, they found Crystal and Butterfly engaged in a heated conversation.
"Look at this, girls," Crystal whined indignantly. "The guys want us to sign this thing called a Pre-Sexual Agreement. They want to cover their ass but yet uncover ours." "Just sign the damned thing!" demanded Butterfly. "I'm horny."
"Well, what does it say?" asked Nurse.
Crystal explained. "It starts like this. 'I, the undersigned, hereby voluntarily agree to participate in the Literotica Reunion at my own risk. In no event will I initiate or participate in any sexual harassment or similar action against any of the men involved.' Is that bullshit or what?"
"Then it goes on with, 'Furthermore, in consideration of the fact that matters might get of control, I agree to:
*** Take my birth control pills and use a condom when appropriate.
*** Not get pregnant, but if I do, arrange for an abortion or waive all rights to child support.
*** Pledge not to disclose any details of this agreement or activities related to its implementation to wives or significant others.
*** Waive all rights to my panties and other certain articles of clothing if they are removed seductively by someone other than myself.
*** Promise not to fake orgasm.'
Crystal paused and said, "and blah, blah and blah this thing goes on."
Butterfly then urged Helle, "Helle please go negotiate with these dudes. I'm horny!"
Helle grabbed the document and stomped off into the other room to talk to the boys. She hadn't yet changed into her bikini and was wearing a short skirt and silk blouse with no bra.
"Look guys," Helle said emphatically. "I said look guys!" as she unbuttoned her blouse and displayed those 38 D's. She lifted up her skirt and lowered her panties. "Do you guys want some of this stuff or not? The only thing we are signing is our panties if you remove them with your teeth. Are you cool with that?"
Michael, HSwriter, Shintani, BluesmanII and Fallen Angel were all speechless. They nodded in the affirmative as drool rolled down their chins.
While this was going on Mrhappy entered the bathroom in the main house. Laurel, Eve, Sabrina and SpecialK were all in the shower making each other all soapy.
"I have to pee!" Mrhappy announced.
"Not in here!" Laurel screamed in her most authoritative voice. "Go outside. You know, the other house, the double-decker (see Hexmas cards). Boys get the top floor. I don't want you peeing in here and hitting the ceiling. I heard about what that damn Viagra does to you."
Five minutes later a tremendous crash was heard. Mrhappy had fallen through the second story floor. Unfortunately he fell directly on his very stiff penis. All the girls came running out except Nurse. She was taking care of Manu's blue balls.
When Sabrina saw what had happened to Mrhappy, she exclaimed in alarm, "Look, it's all swollen and bent cuz he fell right on it. What should we do?
"Ok," Laurel said, "we got to put it in a splint until the swelling goes down and to straighten it out. Eve, you measure it."
"No way! Crystal, you measure it," insisted Eve.
