Zeus had chosen his bride. The only thing was, his bride was having absolutely nothing to do with him... impetuous Goddess. Hadn't he been the only God to be able to stand against their father Cronus? Hadn't he, in fact, rescued her from the belly of their father? Wasn't he the strongest and most brilliant of all the Gods ruling on Mount Olympus?
Slowly his anger turned to amusement and pleasure though; for the fact that Hera still refused to wed him despite all these things was why he loved her. Unlike the others, she was not enamored of him for any of those reasons, vowing to marry only when she truly loved. Well that was fine, all he had to do was find some way to make her truly love him! And who could not love such a one as Zeus, the finest of the Greek Gods?
So for the banquet that night, held in honor of the Goddess' beauty - with Hera given the seat of honor at his right hand - Zeus was carefully prepared. All her favorite foods had been made, her favorite entertainments prepared, and he himself was magnificent in all his glory. His skin was oiled and his hair perfumed, his hair was braided with gold, gold adorned his wrists and ankles and his tunic was made of the softest down. Everything about him said power and beauty, the most terrible and wonderful being in all creation.
He walked in to trumpets and singing, smiling widely as he approached the head table, sure of a better reception. Zeus' steps faltered as he saw Hera's cold face, but only for a moment. Then he forced himself forward, sure that she was just play-acting so that he could be seen to win her over in front of the multitudes gathered.
The highest of the Greek Gods had never been more misled.
The frustrated God spent the entire feast trying to coax a smile from Hera's face, something that failed miserably with each attempt. By the end of the feast he was incredibly angry, nothing had stirred her towards even the slightest positive feeling towards him. As she got up and started out of the hall, he suddenly sprang to his feet, roaring.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?" he stood trembling with his intense anger.
Coldly, Hera turned back to look at him, "Nothing. But there is plenty wrong with you."