This story is a submission to the sixth Friendly Anonymous Writing Challenge (FAWC) and a tribute to the founder of FAWC, slyc_willie, who we lost unexpectedly in October 2015. The true author of this story is kept anonymous until the end of the competition. Authors base their story on a list of four items. Their choices included the following letters: S L Y C. Each item was used in the story. There are no prizes given in this challenge; this is simply a friendly competition.
The list for this story includes: yodeler, yarn, yacht, yearn
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âI donât know about you, Yodeler, but Iâm in the mood for a good nun raping.â
Looking up from the cooling weld bead that I had been trying to push along before I was interrupted, I flipped back my hood and looked at the approaching cargo shuttle. The great silvery-white and flat-black ship was catching the light of the unfiltered sun. It then bent it into a huge drive plume rainbow, making the whole craft blaze a blindingly bright prism spray of colors against the black background of space.
The half-Hindi pilot, Sumer Si Kumen, was standing naked by the observation window making lewd rocking motions like he was having intercourse.
With a tilt of my suitâs helmet, I watched this show for a second longer then keyed my mic.
âWell, Sumer, given your past track record with women I guess itâs a good thing there are no nuns on this station, or you would probably be the one raped.â
âNah, I can take a nun on my worst day. They fight like girls. And then once I get her out that habit Iâll do such naughty things to her sheâll follow me around like a puppy till I get sick of her.â Not pausing his rocking, Sumer took hold of his cock and gave it a stroke. âHey, Yodeler, is that girl still down in B-6, you know the one? Big tits, a fat ass and a bush like a forest fire. Loved to suck cock! You know her, whatâs her name?â
Watching the shuttle slide past me, I had to smile. Oh, I knew who he meant and fuck him if I was going to help that bastard get laid with the best piece of ass-for-hire, on the whole, damn station. I keyed the mic.
âSorry Sumer but your mother left a few weeks back. Jumped out an airlock and swam her suit after a departing troop ship.â
âCome on, Ese, cut me some slack! Itâs been so long since I got some good pussy Iâve about forgotten which arm itâs under.â
Turning off my communicator, I ignored the shuttle suddenly disgusted with the whole conversation and with the half-Hindi pilot and his never-ending yearning for sex on this station. Changing tools, I igniting my cutting torch, pulsed the plasma stream to test it, and started back to work. I pointedly ignoring the red winking communication light, demanding that I respond, as I torched through the next stuck bolt that was holding this ancient piece of space trash together. With six more hours of salvaging recovered space junk to go before the end of my shift I was ⊠I was âŠ
I glanced over my shoulder at the rainbow spectral rings around the engines of the shuttle. With a sigh, I keyed my mic.
âHer name is Lindy. And sheâs in level B-7.â
âThanks, Yodeler! Remind me I owe you one when I see you next.â
âYeah.â I shut the com back down, having no desire to talk to anyone. Not even myself.
Leaning back into my work, I ignored the drops of tears that fell to my faceplate and froze against the super frigid clear visor. Even as I mentally cussed myself, in the total silence of my helmet, I pictured that bastard Sumer with Lindy and wanted to be sick. That space maggot didnât deserve her!
She might be a whore, she might open her thighs at the drop of a coin, but damn it Lindy was
station
⊠not Mars-born scum. She deserved to be treated better than a man like Sumer would ever treat her. He would pay his coin, take his lust out on her and then leave. âWham, bam, and fuck you, maâam. Hereâs your fucking thirty pieces of silver, you slut.â
I had to stop myself from spitting. Then sighed.
âPut it away if you canât do anything about it, Temp,â I muttered to myself and went back to work. By now my heart was no longer in this drudgery, this mindless day in day out scavenging of old burnt out satellites. I found myself daydreaming. My eyes drifted away from the micrometeorite pitted, radiation blackened, another now useless hunk of metal that once sent entertainment to millions. Overhead the sky was dominated by the half-dead orb that was once humanityâs cradle. Even as I watched, I could begin to see the massive, multiple-ringed crater that was the killer of ninety-nine percent of humanity.
The Pale Horse.
âStupid name for a comet,â I mumbled. Feeling cotton-mouthed, I keyed my drink tube and then nearly choked as my com was overridden.
âTEMPLAR DEVEREAUX, REPORT!â
Cutting off the plasma torch, I swallowed the lukewarm, bland tasting water.
âTEMPLAR DEVEREAUX, REPORT!â
âYeah, yeah. Iâm here.â
âWHY WAS YOUR COMUICATOR TURNED OFF?â
With a deep sigh, I watched the
hoof print
of The Pale Horse now fully in view. Like a gravestone for humanity, it will stand for our stupidity long after the last of us are brittle bones on the moon, or in the Paradise station behind me.
âTEMPLAR DEVEREAUX âŠâ
âI didnât want to talk to anyone. I just wanted to be left alone to do my work.â
There was a cold silence from the station as several people were no doubt discussing me, why I was like I was, what the full ramifications of a âperson like meâ being allowed to live, work, and try to qualify for the right to breed offspring, on their precious station meant.
Their
station, like I didnât build the damn thing. Like I wasnât the one who now ran the huge radiation torches that sculpted it together from N.E.O asteroids and old satellites. Like I wasnât the only damn one with the skills to keep the fucking place from falling apart now! Like I wasnât ...
âRODGER TEMPLAR, UNDERSTOOD.â
I turned to look behind me as if I expected to see some change in the quarter-century old, metal and rock-foam station after a statement like that from them. Did they understand? What the fuck did that vague âŠ
Then my schedule menu chimed and I saw that I had a psych evaluation now added to the list of crap I had to do today.
âOh, thatâs just fucking capital.â
With my constant stream of foul language keeping my company and the slowly vanishing
Hoof Print
for my viewing pleasure, I went back to work with a maniac vigor. For the next six hours, I did the work of two men my age or maybe one man half my age.
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When the helmet was removed from the docking collar that hooked it to my suit, I reached up and pulled the itchy, but wonderfully warm yarn stocking cap from my head and gratefully gave my scalp a scratch. I loved and hated that damn cap. A gift from one of the poor ladies in the Downside, it helped to keep my head and, more to the point, my ears warm in the fridge cold of a ten-hour workday spacewalk.
But fuck it itched! And of course with the helmet on I could not scratch that itch.
âHey, Yodeler!â
Speaking of itches, I canât scratch. Looking around, I saw Sumer Si Kumenâshuttle pilot, lecherous, and general pain in my posteriorâwalk into the desuiting room with a big shit eating grin on his face. Iâll give him props, he did at least start to help the tech with getting me the hell out of the suit. Now if he would have just shut his yap for the half-cycle it takes to get the damn suit off.