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(Bare Bottom Resorts: Chain Stories~
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Nude Day Party at Canyon Curves Resort
Colorado River, California
"How would you like to see President George W. Bush naked? That's right the little prick with big balls will be here today with Mrs. Bush showing off her bush. For Bare Bottom Resort's Third Annual Nude Day Festival, right here at the Canyon Curves Resort. I am Dickey Dunkin your Host and this is Bambi Willing your Host-less."
"Hi everyone!" Bambi waved at the gathering crowd from center stage of the outdoor pavilion on the resort's grounds. Her cute smile and blonde hair set atop naked curves of seduction.
Dickey is known as the 'King of Nudity,' a porn star with nothing on but a bow tie, the standard uniform attire of the Resorts employees. The crowd whistled and cheered as the band behind Dickey and Bambi tuned up their guitars and the drummer rounded a few rolls.
"Okay, behind us we have the house band, The Fucking Finger Pickers!" The crowd set a round of applauds for the band. "And ... and we will be graced with the presence of ... none other than ... the one ... the only ... Cher!" Dickey held his hand over the microphone and leaned towards Bambi and whispered. "What is her last name?"
"I don't know!" Bambi shrugged, Dickey nodded.
"I got you babe ... I got you babe ... I got you babe, by the balls babe, You know, Cher with out the boner." The audience clapped.
The Hotel hadn't a vacancy, it was full of registered guests for the up-coming events. A sold out crowd for the small El Diablo Pavilion in the Colorado River Canyon. Sound echoed with acoustic perfection off the canyon walls, making this location a hot spot for secluded and elite get togethers by the rich and naked.
"Also we have ... let me see if I can get this right." Dickey was reading from his cue card. "Pickle Pecker Picking Joking! I hope I said that right. A Comedian out of Southern California and he is here to make you laugh. With that being said ... let the Nude Day Festivities begin."
The band rallied into a loud guitar note then a easy basic beat followed. The crowd, which consisted of mostly guests, began chattering and socializing. Some grabbed a partner and began dancing. The entire audience conformed to the resorts main rule: NO CLOTHES ALLOWED. Swinging breasts and swaying cocks started doing a bare butt boogie on the hard wood floor.
Dickey and Bambi went back stage while the band played their opening set. The two went straight to the room offered as a dressing room that they shared. Dickey bolted through the door disgruntled as always.
"I hate these bow ties. They are so fucking tight." He pulled his tie from his neck and slung it on his make up table. "I am not a side show commentator, I am a ...STAR! Why does Cher get the Star dressing room? I am the King of Nudity! She is a Singer!"
"You're a Porn star, She is an Actress, a Diva ... you are a ... Dickey." Bambi spat then snickered as she sat gingerly into her chair and twirled around toward the mirror and began powdering her nose.
"What are you powdering your nose for? No body looks at your nose. Powder your nipples now those are getting the looks. I am the Host, You are the Hostess and don't you forget it!"
"Dick!" Bambi mumbled.
"What?" He blurted. Just then a knock came at the door.
"Come in!" Dickey yelled, while looking at Bambi, "What? It's not like the whole world hasn't seen us naked!"
Two ladies with huge smiles and note pads with pens came bubbling in nude. "Mr. Dunkin would you sign my autograph book?" A voluptuous vixen asked with an idol fan look on her face.
"Sure." Dickey took the autograph book and scribbled his name. Then took the other ladies book from her hand and scribbled in her pad as well. "Well now aren't you a cutie." Dickey clicked into his sleek one minute try and fire mode. "Well, look at what we have here. My pecker is rising to the occasion ladies. What are we going to do about this. I can't go back out on stage with a hard on, now can I?"
"No!" The ladies looked at each other and giggled. They glanced at Dickey's ten-inch Dick. Lips got licked just before his dick did.
"Oh my god. Does that always work?" Bambi asked while powdering her tits.
"Yes," Dickey said with a huge smile and a ten-inch porn star hard on. Two lovely and hungry ladies devouring his manhood. Like two suckling calves they milked his muscle.
The door swung open and the director of promotions stuck her head in the door wearing a head held microphone and a Com-ear-piece "Two minutes people," She looked at Dickey getting his blow-job, while Bambi got up and walked to the door. Her short high heel steps clacked almost as loud as the ladies sucking and slurping.
"Come on Minute man lets go," Bambi went out the door. Dickey began moaning and grasping heads with a firm grip. His body began surging wildly as he pumped his load to explode. The two girls were facial creamed and smiling. Licking the cum off of each other's chins and cheeks. Down the neck and they began kissing and getting into each other.
"I have to go ladies, thank you,." Dickey went out the door half-hard and dripping. His trail of white wet goo followed behind him as he stood at the curtain rim and got his composure. He felt for his tie to straighten it and remembered he had tossed it. His cock dripped a couple more times as he stood there.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets here it for the Canyon Curves resort house band The Fucking Finger Pickers." The crowd cheered. "And now for our host. Mr. Dickey Dunkin. " The crowd rallied a cheer for the 'King of Nudity'.
Dickey walked up and took hold of the mic, "Thank you Bambi, Thank you, thank you, next we have a special treat. Let's put our hands together for Cher!" The crowd went wild. The curtain swung back and Cher started from behind the curtain and slipped. As if on a banana peel her feet went out from under her and she is now lying unconscious. "What the," Stage-Hands converged and they picked her up and carried her back stage.
Dickey cued the band and they began playing. He dashed back stage to see what was going on. The Star dressing room was filled with people, all naked and all huddled in the doorway, awaiting an outcome.
"What happen," Dickey asked Bambi.
"She slipped on something over there," Pointing to where Dickey had been standing. Dickey sank and headed to his dressing room. The two lovely lapping ladies were in wait for some more Dickey.
