Alex Dunphy was used to seeing her older sister Haley flirting with boys. Haley had always been a massive flirt, to put it nicely, and Alex was pretty sure that it was her earliest memory of her sister and what she long defined her as.
Sometimes Haley did this because she was bored, or wanted to screw with someone, but mostly she did it with intent, and she was so very good at it. Like, if it was a category at the Olympics Haley would win gold.
Of course, for the past year or so it had been merely a mask to hide what was really going on with them, but over the past few days something had changed, and a smart as she was Alex just couldn't put her finger on it. But enough was enough, and she was going to find out.
"Haley." Alex snapped, quickly walking up to her sibling, "There's a... family emergency. We've got to go, okay?"
"Okay." Haley said somewhat dismissively, barely looking at her sister before leaning into the stupid boy and softly telling him loud enough so Alex could hear, "You've got my number."
"Come on!" Alex growled, pulling her sister away from the good looking but no doubt dumb boy.
"So, is this a real family emergency, or..." Haley whispered once they were far enough away.
"We need to talk." Alex grumbled.
"So talk." Haley shrugged.
"Not here!" Alex hissed, fuming all the way back to the car and then when they were both safely inside snapped, "You're trying to make me jealous, is that it?"
"Duh." Haley replied.
"Why?" Alex snapped again, even more angrily than before.
"You're the smart one, you figure it out." Haley snapped back, clearly just as angry.
There was a long silence and then Alex passive aggressively secured her seatbelt, and once Haley had done the same, turned on the engine and made her way out of the parking area.
Once they were on the road Alex began searching her mind for something she could of done to piss off her sister/secret girlfriend, but as much as she tried she just couldn't think of anything, which just made her even more angry.
Which wasn't going to help the situation, and as much as Alex wanted to just have a yelling/screaming match with her sibling like when they were younger Haley was more than just a sister to her now and Alex didn't want to risk their relationship over something potentially trivial.
So Alex forced herself to remain calm as she offered, "Is it because I wouldn't fuck you in the changing rooms? Because you know we almost got caught last time, and this whole shopping spree, idea was to do something 'normal' and not suspiciously romantic, so-"
"It's not that." Haley grumbled.
There was more silence as Alex thought some more then she asked, "Is it because I wouldn't even let you in the changing rooms? Because you know you can't be trusted, and I'll totally model my new clothes for you later."
Haley smirked, "Well, I'm not happy about that, but you're right. I can't be trusted. And it's actually kind of nice having some mystery in our relationship."
Yet more silence as Alex thought, then she tried, "Is it because it's my turn to be in charge? Because I thought you liked our new arrangement?"
"I do." Haley said, "I mean, I loved being your full-time top, but taking it in turns is cool."
"Good." Alex grumbled, then after more silence asked, "Is it because I'm not home enough? Because I've told you, I'm at home as much as I can, but I have to go to class sometimes. And you don't make it easy to study."
"It's not that either." Haley said softly, clearly having calmed down.
"What then?" Alex softly exclaimed, no longer angry but very frustrated.
"You won't fuck my ass." Haley whined.
"Huh?" Alex mumbled, blinking a few times in confusion before questioning, "But, but I thought you were having second thoughts about taking it up the butt?"
"I said I was nervous. Not that I didn't want to do it." Haley grumbled, "I mean, I know how hard it makes you cum, so I definitely want to try it. And I've been so rough with you in the past, so you deserve a little revenge."
Alex smiled softly, and as they were at a red light put her hand gently on Haley's thigh, "I don't want revenge. But I do want to fuck your sexy little ass."
Haley smiled back, almost shyly as she told her sibling, "But I want you to have revenge. Partly because I feel guilty, but mostly because I want you to be all riled up and dominant when you take my anal cherry. Seriously Alex, nothing's hotter than when you're bossy with me, and nothing makes you cum harder than a deep, hard ass fucking. So that's exactly what I want. Not a gentle butt stretching. And making you jealous seemed like the best way to get a taste of my own medicine."
There was a brief moment of silence, then Alex smiled again, this time more wickedly, "Oh Haley... all you had to do was ask."