In the Warehouse 13 Episode "13.1", Fargo from the show "Eureka" arrives at the Warehouse to do an upgrade of the computer system. In the opening scene of the episode, Claudia Donovan and her new boyfriend, hardware store worker Todd, are making out on the couch in the foyer of Leena's Bed and Breakfast. Claudia appears more excited about the upcoming upgrade than she does about Todd. Her rushing off to work and getting stuck in the Warehouse when things predictably go wrong causes Todd, who doesn't know what her real job entails, to dump her.
XXX Rewrite now takes a look at how that scene would have played out if the upgrade had not happened that day and Claudia was free to stay with Todd...
Claudia and Todd were on the couch in Leena's Bed and Breakfast, making out. Todd broke a long kiss and looked at his girlfriend. "I'm so excited," he remarked, before dropping his head to nibble on her neck. "Me too," replied Claudia with a gasp of pleasure. "I can't believe we're actually doing this." Todd raised his head and looked into her eyes. "I have a couple questions for you." "What?" Claudia replied, searching his face.
"First, are you sure you want to do this?"
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Alright, then, do you want to do it here? Because I'm a little worried about being caught."
Claudia smirked. "Well, if you're worried about that, we could go up to my room..."
Todd smiled back. "And that's why I loves me some Claudia. Always thinking."
"And that's why I loves me some Todd. Not afraid of an intelligent girl." She smiled devilishly and added, "So why don't we get going so you can make me forget to think?"
Todd's grin became equally devilish as he stood up. He gestured gallantly to the stairs and said "After you, milady, I want to watch that ass going up the stairs."
Claudia raised a quizzical eyebrow as they walked towards the stairs in question. "What ass?"
"This one," Todd responded as he reached down and pinched Claudia's tiny nineteen-year-old ass, making her yelp. She then laughed and ran up the stairs, Todd right behind her, reaching up and pinching again a couple more times, each time eliciting a yelp.