Disclaimer
: This is pure fiction. The events described next did not happen, nor are the actions partook by these celebrities meant to represent/imply anything on their real selves. This is purely a fantasy and should be treated as such; furthermore, minors should not read further.
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"C'mon, Liam! Go have some fun!"
The words echoed just loud enough to be heard by Liam Hemsworth, despite the loud music playing around them. His co-star, Jennifer Lawrence, looked at him with a pleading look on her face, trying to get him to stand up from his chair and into the dance floor.
They were filming the last part of the 'Hunger Games' trilogy, which was to be divided in two films; with just enough free time on their hands, they had decided to take a break from the work and go out with some of the set guys. You know, relax a bit and have a good time before going back to the action and emotional wrecking ball those films were gonna be.
Though 'wrecking ball' wasn't words Liam Hemsworth would like to hear, much less use, for the time being...
"Sorry, Jen, but I'm really not in the mood for this. Go have some fun by yourself, don't worry about me."
The now-short-haired blonde looked almost indignant at this, refusing to back down. "Seriously, Liam. It's been months since your breakup! Man up, go have some fun!" Jennifer grabbed his arm, trying to pull him up.
He didn't budge. "You are going to make a scene." He said, chuckling a bit.
"So what? It is not like anyone else knows who we are. Besides..." Jennifer came closer, as if confiding a secret. "See those girls over there? They've been looking at you since we arrived. Go on, talk to them, dance a bit."
"I can't believe I'm hearing this." Liam laughed. Jennifer's smiling, but somewhat serious, face only making it funnier. "Seriously, Jen. I'm just not in the mood right now."
"Then get on it right now. We came here to have fun, and you will have it even if I have to force it on you." Jennifer said, adopting a 'threatening' tone.
It still took a bit of convincing, but eventually she managed to get him to come to the dance floor with her. Once there, Jennifer had a lot more leverage to work with and try to make him loosen up.
For the next hour or so the two danced together in the floor, Liam eventually getting into it as his friend co-star got him to relax and let go. The two drew a lot of attention, even though no one seemed to really recognizing them; they were having fun with each other, a friendly playfulness that could be misinterpreted as teasing and intimacy, which combined with their good looks made them stand out.
After some time Jennifer let go, letting the girls that had been ogling the Aussie male take her place around him; he didn't notice until it was too late, and by then he couldn't do much more than glare at her retreating and laughing figure as he was all but sexually assaulted by the girls.
"Well, if getting laid won't get him over the Hannah Montana girl, I don't know what will." She said, still giggling a bit.
"I guess it depends on who he gets laid with." One of Jennifer's fellow actresses, franchise newcomer Natalie Dormer, told her over a drink in the bar. "The guy managed to stay in the same relationship for three or four years, he doesn't look like the type to just jump the next girl."
"But he is still a man; no matter how much of a sweet person he may be, a dick will always try to find its way into a pussy." Jennifer philosophized, her matter-of-fact tone making Natalie almost spill her drink as she laughed. "Besides, it won't be so much him jumping them as they jumping him. Look over there, the girl is rubbing herself so much against him she will end up burning their clothes on pure attrition."
"Might not be such a bad sight, you know." Natalie said, with a sly smile; Jennifer playfully slapped her arm. "You want to tell me you never thought of the bloke like that? Your characters are almost lovers, c'mon!"
"The Peeta/Katniss fans would kill you for that comment, Nat." The aforementioned Brit merely shrugged, sipping on her drink. "Anyway, I`m going to the bathroom. Call me if things get good."
Natalie smirked and winked at her, giggling. "See ya later, Cupid."
Jennifer Lawrence chuckled a bit, making her way through the small crowd and pushed the bathroom's door open. She quickly entered one of the stalls and sat down, sighing as she relieved her bladder.
Once she finished and was about to leave...
"Man, what a fucking boring party."
"What are you talking about? We just arrived here!"
"And I already noticed there was a douchebag on the dance floor whoring all the girls' attention."
Jennifer felt like screaming. Those were male voices... What the hell were they doing on the girl's bathroom?!
...
It was the girl's bathroom, wasn't it?!
Now that she thought about it, she
vaguely
remembered seeing something
similar
to an urinal when she came in; in her rush to alleviate herself, she
kinda
paid it no attention...
"Oh my god!... Well, at least I can say I used the male bathroom once."
She thought, hiding her face in her hands and not really knowing whether to be ashamed or laugh.
"Didn't they say that guy came in with some cute blond girl? Did you see who they were talking about?"
"Great, now they are talking about me..."
She thought about the situation. She could wait for them to leave and then make her way out; this was a sound idea, and obviously the one any sane person in her situation would do. But then, no sane person would be in her situation.
So, rather than wait out, she decided to confront it. Open the doorâcarefully, there was no need for a grand entranceâand walk out, whether they notice her or not; after all, what's the worst that could happen? At most she would get a good story to tell if she ever let this out.
So, she opened the door and walked out...
"What the fuck?!"