***First entry of my Wonder Woman sexual adventures series. I recently had these stories removed to be rewritten, I hope you enjoy them.
Originally written as "Wonder Woman Needs Superman"
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Diana checked the time again; he was more than an hour late. He was never late. The man literally cannot be late to anything unless there is a worldwide emergency, and the last she checked, there were no alien invasions, giant monsters running amok, and Lex Luthor locked away in prison. It had been a slow couple of weeks saving the world, and Diana had been looking forward to taking advantage of this downtime to satisfy her own needs.
Just when she was considering whether or not to send him another text message, the skylight at the top of the Fortress of Solitude opened up. A beam of sunlight cascaded down, and a shadowy figure came down from it. When the skylight closed, she saw that it was Superman, in his bright blue uniform and large red cape, floating down to the floor. He set foot on the platform where one of the Justice League's many supercomputers stood.
"Hello, Wonder Woman," said Superman.
"Hello, Superman," replied Wonder Woman with a big smile on her face. "It's about damn time you showed up."
Superman took a good look at her. She wore her classic Wonder Woman uniform that showed off a little extra cleavage on top, and the blue bottom showed more of her ass. Diana preferred her newer uniform with the warrior's skirt and more coverage on top; it was better for combat. But she was well aware of how much Superman enjoyed seeing her in her original uniform; it was a big tun on for him. It's the only time she puts herself on display for a man's pleasure, aside from Steve Trevor.
She flew up to him and put her arms around his neck. She tried to kiss him, but he held her back, taking her by surprise.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I can't do this anymore," he replied. "I can't keep cheating on Lois like this."
"We've had this discussion before, Clark; it's only sex, not love," she assured him.
"But if you love someone, you shouldn't be cheating on them," he said as he walked away from her.
"Listen, Clark, I know how you feel," she began to say sternly. "I love Steve Trevor, but this is a different situation. As good as Steve is in bed, we are the only two people on earth who can have sex with each other at their full strength and not kill the other person. Very few people in the universe can handle us. I am constantly having to hold back with Steve so I won't hurt him. Aren't you tired of taking it easy with Lois when you two are making love?"
"It can be... difficult to hold back. But I love her."
"I love her too. She's a wonderful woman--"
"And a good friend of yours," Clark interrupted. "I'm not just cheating on my wife; you're ruining your friendship with Lois."
"I feel guilty about it, I really do. But I need this, Clark. I need the physical interaction that only someone like you can give me."
"Maybe we can find someone else for you," said Superman. "We have a database here of every super-powered person on earth who I'm sure could satisfy your needs."
It took some convincing because she wasn't sure about the idea, but he convinced her to at least check it out to see what she might like. They sat down in front of the League's computer, and Superman began doing some searching for anyone who could be a potential sexual partner for Wonder Woman.
The first person he brought up on the screen was Batman, and he began talking about his good qualities as one of the earth's most physically fit non-powered humans.
"Are you serious?" Wonder Woman snapped at him. "I told you I needed someone who could handle my strength, who I don't have to hold back with. Bruce Wayne is a very physically fit person, just like Steve is, but I need someone I don't have to hold back with."
"You make a good point," said Superman.
"Plus, I already used to sleep with him. He's very good in bed, but he keeps yelling 'I'm Batman' and naming his sex positions with the word bat in front of them. Have you ever heard of the term bat-anal?" It's just anal."
Superman began typing away and brought up another good prospect for her. This time, he brought up Aquaman. He knew how strong and aggressive he could be, someone that Wonder Woman could enjoy.
"He's alright,'" she said. "I've been intimate with him before. But he just doesn't realize how much he smells."
"Are you serious?"
"You know what I mean; don't be nice about it. He's the fishiest-smelling person on the planet because of how much time he spends in the ocean. No one wants to sit near him at any of the Justice League meetings. When we finished fooling around, I had to make excuses for a new alien emergency so I could get back home fast and take a long shower to get that smell off of me."
"That is true. I keep having to spray air freshener around the fortress after he visits," said Superman. "But maybe you can ask him to shower before you two get together."
"He also has a small dick," Diana revealed.
"WHAT?" Superman said, surprisingly.
"At first, I thought it was shrinkage because he's in the cold ocean all the time, but even after he warms up, I can see how small his dick really is. He can handle me physically, not as much as you can, but these other issues are a dealbreaker."
"Damn, I wish I didn't know that about Arthur."
Superman typed away some more on the computer, and this time he found someone perfect for her. He had the same physical attributes as he did and was sure that Diana would be happy with his choice. Billy Batson appeared on the screen as Shazam, his superhero persona.
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Diana yelled at him.
"Oh, come on, he's perfect. He has all the same powers as I do, which means he can totally handle you."
"Sure, when he's Shazam and looks like a full-grown man. But in case you've forgotten, he's actually a teenager. It doesn't matter how he looks when he's Shazam; he's still underage. And let's say I do decide to commit a serious crime just to get laid. What am I going to do if he suddenly turns back to Billy Batson in the middle of sex? Do you know how fucking awkward that's going to be?"
Superman took a big sigh and said, "You're right; that's just wrong on so many levels."
He typed away some more, and this time he brought up the only person he could think of that has the same powers as he does and is appropriate for her. On the screen was the parallel version of his cousin Kara, aka Power Girl, who came from an alternate universe. But unlike this universe's Kara, who was known as Supergirl, this version from another universe was a little older and a much bustier version of her.
"Good choice," Diana told him. "But I've spent centuries on Paradise Island fooling around with women. As fun as it was, being be in the land of men, I've gotten used to a new kind of sex. I still enjoy women from time to time, and I've even fooled around with Power Girl before and a few times with Supergirl, but I really need a good dick right now."
"Wait, you slept with both of my cousins?" Superman asked with surprise.
"Oh, don't act so innocent," she replied. "I know you fooled around with them too."
"Yes, it was fun with them," he said, with a sly smile on his face.
Superman searched for more people in the database, bringing up several types of superpowered men for Wonder Woman, but none that were good enough for her. Green Lantern was too intimidated by Wonder Woman in bed that he loses his confidence and therefore loses his green lantern powers, which drastically hurts his performance. Flash was so fast that he finished within seconds. Cyborg's robot dick breaks off easily. And Martian Manhunter had a weird alien dick that didn't work with Earth women; even when he shapeshifted into a human, he could never change his alien dick to match.
Superman brought up person after person to suggest to her, and she had a reason for turning down every single one of them. Her excuses annoyed him, but he had to admit that they were reasonable nonetheless.
"Forget it, Clark; there's nobody else out there for me. We're the only two people on Earth who can handle each other sexually at full strength. Can't we just fool around from time to time, just to satisfy our needs, and go back to the ones we love?"
Superman took a deep sigh. "I'm sorry, Diana, but I just can't keep going behind Lois's back like this anymore. It's just wrong."
"I wish you weren't such a boy scout."
"I'm sorry," he said, standing up from his chair and began to walk away. "It was fun, but now it's over. You're just going to have to find a way to satisfy your urges on your own."
He began to fly away, and the skylight on top of the fortress began to open for him. Wonder Woman had to think quickly. She needed to be satisfied by Superman, and there was only one thing she could think of to change his mind. Something that she swore she would never do because it was unbecoming of an Amazon warrior and princess. Something she only did it for Steve Trevor, but only on special occasions, and only after he swore an oath to never mention it to anyone.
