WONDER WOMAN: BEGINNINGS
BOOK ONE: THE ALPHA
by JR
Based upon stories by George Perez and John Byrne, as featured in the Wonder Woman comic, Volume Two, issues #10-12, and in Action Comics issue #600; told now without any damn censoring.
PROLOGUE: HEADLINES
"Hot dammit!" Eyes and mouth could grow no larger in the field of freckles that was Jimmy Olsen's face. "I mean, look at her! Just LOOK at HER!"
Though few in the crowded newsroom paid any notice, Clark Kent adjusted his glasses, pretending to squint. The first page of the Planet's extra edition Jimmy held was dominated by a large photo. "Ah, yes. The Boston press is calling her Wonder Woman."
"Ya bet she's a wonder, Mr. Kent, look at those..."
"Lemme see that." Lois Lane snatched the paper from Jimmy's hands. Sitting on a corner of Clark's desk, she casually crossed her long legs. "Oh, come on! Couldn't she give them a less obvious cleavage shot?"
"Lois, I don't-"
"Shut up, Smallville. Look at her! It's all about the boobs!" She threw the paper down. "Fake, too."
"Fake?" Jimmy winced. "Really think she ain't real, Ms. Lane?"
"Maybe she can really fly and all that. I'd buy that easier than those tits being real."
"Fake?"
"What'd you think, Smallville?"
"It's not really my-"
"Yeah, yeah, always the gentleman, Smallville; maybe worked for you back in the sticks, but here-?"
"Fake?"
"The important thing, Lois, is whether she's really as powerful as-"
"As Superman? Fat chance. There's only one Superman, boys." She smiled smugly. "I know that well."
"They say she stopped a crisis at a military base that-"
"Ok, she has some powers, or she'd sure as hell topple face-forward with all that silicone up there, but-"
"Silicone?"
"LOIS!"
"HERE, PERRY!"
"Stop bugging Kent, Lois. Let the boy work."
"Oh, Chief, she isn't-"
"Sure, Kent, sure." Perry White, chief editor of The Daily Planet, sat on the desk next to his star female reporter, both with their backs to Clark. "Lois, get something new on that Wonder Woman broad for tomorrow. We need text to go with a new set of pics-"
"Damn, Perry. I thought we had better standards!"
"Girl sells newspapers, Lois. Cute as a doll and wears the Union's colors like a good American; all great by my standards."
"Oh, sure, naked but for a few bits of flag and-"
"Actually I think she isn't American at all-"
"Shut up, Smallville."
"Hey, Chief-"
"Olsen, I've told you not to call me-"
"You think they're fake, Chief?"
"The pictures? FAKE? Who said-?"
"Her chest, Perry."
"What? Oh. Damn, grow up, Olsen."
"It's said she comes from an isolated, all-female society hidden in-"
"Come on, Smallville, you can't believe all that hot lesbian paradise island crap the Meyer Agency is-"
"Lesbian? She's a lesbian?"
"Shut up, Jimmy."
"Lois, you're just jealous someone else got the scoop this time."
"Come on, Perry! You just can't compare a half-naked cheerleader showing up with Superman's-"
Clark Kent adjusted his glasses. "I can do it."
"Uh?"
"Ah, I can do the piece on Ms. Wonder Woman if Lois-"
Lois rolled her eyes. "Yeah, wouldn't you want a piece of that shameless-!"
"If it's fine with-?"
"Sure, go drool at the silicone! MEN!"
"Lois-?"
Perry White shrugged. "Ok, Kent, you do it."
"Could it really be silicone? They look so-"
"SHUT UP, OLSEN!"
PART ONE: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
He would always remember that first time.
The mechanical constructs rampaged through the street, each larger than a bus. Quadrupedal extremities and viciously fanged maws destroyed storefronts and parked vehicles.
"Giant robot dogs?" The man in blue tights shook his head. "Who the hell makes giant robot dogs?"
"It's better to make a giant insect flier?" Booster Gold told the frowning Blue Beetle. "Oh, crap, they're coming this way."
"We on candid camera or something?"
"Fuck! Wrist blasters ain't doing shit!"
"I mean, GIANT ROBOT DOGS?"
"Get close to me!"
"What?"
"My force-field! GET-!"
"Oh-shi-!"
A blur of red and blue dove through the head of the canine-like automaton, halting its rush.
"Damn, thanks."
"Maybe you should help with the evacuation." The tall man in the red cape threw the ruined robot aside with ease, before taking to the air again.
"That's Superman."
"I could tell. Big βSβ on the chest kinda gives it away."
"Superman, dude. We're on the big leagues now!"
"And that means giant robot dogs? Sheesh..."
The Man of Steel rushed to intercept more of the giant mechanical creatures, smiling despite himself. Frivolous as they may be during the sudden attack of Apokolipsian robo-hounds, he could not help but find Blue Beetle's dry comments amusing. Maybe he should work with others more often.
Grabbing another robo-hound by the tail, Superman threw the construct against another of its kind, dismantling both. A glowing wedge of green then materialized and pushed most of the remaining pack backwards, towards the containment structure being shaped by Doctor Fate, another of the costumed protectors on the scene.
"Watch and learn, Pretty Boy!" called out the red-headed man with the bowl-haircut, green energy pouring from the ring on his finger.
Superman stopped to nod amiably at Guy Gardner, and was slammed face-down into the pavement. Jaws of metal not forged on Earth crunched around his neck, and for an instant he grimaced, caught off-balance. He was about to throw the attacker off, when the pressure suddenly disappeared. The hound was pulled away and swung about by a black-haired woman in red, blue and gold.
Superman stood up, and stared.
She was tall, but not as large as Big Barda. Yet the Apokolipsian war-machine crumbled in her hands. First impression was of powerful vitality, balanced by understated elegance. She was obviously in amazing shape, but not just because of the natural exuberance of her curves; perfectly toned muscles flexed under her flawless skin. Even after stepping away from her vanquished opponent, she had the relaxed alertness of the trained fighter.
"Thank you," he said, approaching her, noticing with some embarrassment how little modesty her minimal clothing afforded. She turned around then, and long black hair flowed aside like a glossy curtain of night to reveal her face. Unlikely as it seemed, awareness of even her spectacular figure was then lost, banished by the perfect features and the brightness of those clear, blue eyes.
For a moment he almost stammered, at loss for words. "Er, Wonder Woman, I presume?"
She frowned, and the wrinkling over her nose just made her more fetching. "Diana. Of Themyscira."