Jane Beefcake was not a pretty woman to say the least. Some might even claim that she was rather ugly, because of her broad face, rough features, thin lips and very short hair. Broad shoulders, flat chest and narrow hips did not increase her femininity either. But such claims did not bother her, because in her profession beauty was irrelevant. Jane was a wrestler and a mighty successful one at that. By the age of twenty two she managed to win Olympic gold and two world championships. She was blessed with physical capabilities, competitive nature and hard-working approach. Jane was 187 centimetres tall, had a muscular, almost masculine physique which allowed her to overpower all of her female opponents. Endless hours of training supplemented her body with technique which made her unbeatable.
The problem was fame or rather lack of thereof. Wrestling was a niche discipline and female wrestling even more so, and Jane wanted to be REALLY famous. Ella, her agent, came up with a solution - the wrestler could participate in the Who Wanna Be a Bimbo quiz show. It was incredibly popular and could attract some of the viewers towards her discipline. Jane was smart enough to memorize the general knowledge necessary to succeed in the quiz and competitive enough to be willing to try any challenge to achieve her ultimate victory. She decided to participate.
Ella helped her as much as she could in preparations, because she genuinely cared for Jane, not purely for professional reasons. She was a cute petite young woman, pretty but also smart and, when necessary, fierce and ruthless. Ella was also a lesbian and secretly in love with her Jane; she did not let her client learn of that though. The wrestler showed no interest in other women, most men found her unattractive and she was almost solely focused on wrestling; it had caused her sex life to be virtually non-existent. Ella accepted the platonic nature of her love.
As much as Jane craved fame she could only perform flawlessly when the ring was the spotlight. She did not feel equally comfortable in front of cameras during other kinds of events. She could never dress for them properly either, her body just was not suited for dresses. For the show she chose to wear a simple white polo shirt, sweatpants and sneakers. The only make-up she wore was the one applied right before the show, just so that her skin would not glitter. Jane was an athlete at heart, so she might as well look like one at all occasions.
"Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Who Wanna Be a Bimbo! My name is Frank Trustworthy and tonight here with us is Jane Beefcake. Hello, Jane."
"Hello, Frank."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Jane is by far the biggest celebrity we've ever had on our show. She won the Olympic Gold in female wrestling and is a two time world champion in that competition. Jane" he turned towards the contestant "what brings such a titled athlete to our humble show? Do you wanna be a bimbo?"
"No, Frank, that's not the reason. I want to be famous and from what I've heard your show has a pretty high viewership. Definitely higher than female wrestling."
"We'll be more than happy to promote sports, sportsmanship and healthy lifestyle. Most of our constants claim that they're here for the money. How much do you want to win?"
"I won't say no to a financial prize, but that's not my main goal. I want to leave this stage as unchanged as I came here, so I can continue my career, only with more fans."
"We can't guarantee that you won't get changed. Quite the opposite, our viewers would love to see you transformed into a sexy bimbo. Are there any transitions you'd like to undergo?"
"Not really. I'm content with the way I am. I don't need any changes to remain a successful wrestler."
"In that case you'll have to give only correct answers. Let's draw the categories first."
"Greek Gods, Rise of Machines, Czech Republic, European Cities (find on map), National Coats of Arms, European Union, Capital Cities, Bard of Avon, Cats, African Countries (find on map), Dragons, Presidents of USA" Jane recited as she drew the cards.
"Do you like them?" asked Frank.
"Not really. None has anything to do with sports."
"They'll have to do it. Which one for the first round?"
"European Cities be it. I've been in a few, maybe I could find them on the map."
Fortunately for Jane the cities she had to locate on a map were relatively well known. She correctly located Venice, Lyon, Barcelona and St. Petersburg. She knew where Munich lies as well, but she was not precise enough, the place she marked on the map was a few centimetres too far from the actual location of the city.
"That's one mistake" exclaimed Frank "draw one transformation card."
"Lust Induction. Oh no."
"Oh yes!" replied the host with a grin "this is one of the audience's favourites."
"But not mine. I have to be able to focus on the training, that would be too distracting. I want to change it."
"The audience will be disappointed, but that's your right. Draw two new ones, but keep in mind that you won't be able to discard them."
"Lips Enlargement, Red Lips. I guess I can live with these."
"I'm sure you'll like them. Into the Chamber you go."
Jane entered the Chamber calmly, she had never been an overly emotional person and years of hard training only enhanced that trait. Once inside she closed her eyes, as she had been instructed to do so before the show, and patiently waited; she barely flinched when her lips began to tingle and swell. When she left the semi-magical device the camera instantly focused on her face, she could see the results on a large screen ahead of her. Her lips had indeed grown and had a bright red colour. Their larger size made Jane's face look slightly more feminine and friendly; she had almost never worn makeup before, but had to admit that the new colour did not look all that bad.
"How do you like your first transformations, Jane?" Frank asked.
"They're okay" the wrestler replied with a shrug.
"Ready to go farther along the path to bimboism?"
"If it's that minor, I could bear it."
"Pick the category for the second round then."
"Capital Cities."
What is the Capital City of Russia? Moscow. Correct. Norway? Oslo. Correct. Switzerland? ZΓΌrich. WRONG!
"It isn't?"
"No, it's the largest city, but not the capital."
"Oh, okay."
What's the capital city of Turkey?" Istanbul. WRONG! Same mistake as previously. Pakistan? Hmm... maybe Islamabad? Correct.
"Two mistakes this time. Draw the transformations."
"Submissiveness and Mascara."
"Another fan favourite!" Frank exclaimed with a grin.
"Not mine. I want to discard Submissiveness" replied Jane in a serious tone.
"I thought you might. Draw two new ones then."
"Double Hair Extension and Hips Expansion."
"Do you like the new ones better?"
"I guess they're bearable."
"Into the Chamber you go."
Jane repeated the routine equally patiently; the process lasted slightly longer this time, as her narrow boy-ish hips widened. Her head tingled even more when the hair grew longer, the appliance of the mascara was almost imperceptible. Finally it was over and the wrestler could leave the Chamber. Again she observed her transformed body on the screen and like previously she was not unhappy with what she saw. Her hair now reached almost to her shoulders, their hue has not changed, but Jane's natural auburn colour was quite pleasant; they were thick, healthy and slightly wavy. Yes, they would need to be tied into a tight braid for a fight, but that was just a minor inconvenience. The wider hips were equally noticeable, they caused her strong athletic body to look a bit more feminine. She would have to get used to the altered balance of her body, but again it was nothing huge. The final transformation, the mascara, was not nearly as prominent as the other ones. The camera did a close-up on Jane's face, the change was subtle, but noticeable. She did not suddenly become beautiful, but the mascara was done superbly and underlined the best parts of the wrestler's eyes while diminishing the flaws.
"I see that you like your new transformations" Frank commented.
"They're not so bad" Jane replied, but without a shrug this time.
"Just a few more and you'll embrace the bimbo body" the host said with a wink.
"I don't think so."
"We'll see, there are still five rounds ahead of us. Pick the category for the third one."
"African Countries (find on a map)."
Africa is the toughest of all continents to recognise or find countries, there are plenty of them and they are not that well known. Still Jane considered this category to be less bad than the rest. Finding Madagascar was easy, because it is an island. She had heard of the country Chad and made a lucky educated guess. She had no idea where Guinea-Bissau and Gambia lied and she guessed both WRONG! Lady Luck returned for Sierra-Leone and the wrestler located the small unknown country correctly.
"Two mistakes again" Frank exclaimed "draw two transformation cards."
"Double Demuscle and Height Reduction. Oh no."
"I understand that you don't like them?"