Chapter 7 Scene of the Crime
Carmen, barefoot and wearing cut-offs and an oversize Cal U. sweatshirt with the sleeves rolled up, was curled up on the couch between her mother Mercedes, and her grandmother, Abuela, when her cell phone buzzed. They were watching an episode of the
Ellen DeGeneres Show
Mercedes had TIVO'd.
Ever since she had come to terms with her own beloved youngest daughter's lesbianism shortly before the aborted wedding in Canada, there was no bigger fan of Ellen DeGeneres than Mercedes Morales. Or of
Will and Grace
. Tears streaming down her face, Mercedes devotedly watched reruns of
Hospital Central
, the medical drama on the Spanish TV station Telecinco, where Esther GarcΓa, the hospital's chief nurse, became friends -- and then lovers -- with the new
lesbiana
pediatrician Maca FernΓ‘ndez Wilson. At the end of the 2005 season, just as Carmen and Shane were becoming lovers, Esther and Maca were married, the first gay/lesbian wedding on Spanish television. It didn't matter to Mercedes, who at the time refused to watch the show because of the story line. But the first time she saw the wedding in reruns several years later, she cried all afternoon. And then the unthinkable happened: Esther cheated -- and with a man! -- and got pregnant! Mercedes was furious! That bitch! And she could hardly blame Maca for cheating herself, with the psychiatrist Veronica "Vero" Sole. After Esther and Maca broke up, the Maca-Vero relationship solidified. Well, who could blame them? Still, Mercedes held out hope ... and it looked like Maca and Esther might be getting back together ...
In countless e-mails, text messages, telephone calls and the occasional letter, Mercedes kept Carmen informed of every plot twist and turn. True love, Carmencita, true love. In this world, anything is possible. You never know,
mi carita
. But she could never overtly talk to Carmen about getting back together with Shane; Carmen wouldn't hear a word of it. It was the Reconciliation That Dare Not Speak Its Name.
"Hey, Lauren," Carmen said, answering her cell phone.
"Hi. You busy?"
"No, just hanging out with my mom and Abuela, watching TV. What's up? How'd the talk with Shane go?"
"Uh, okay, I guess. I was a little rough on her. She took it as well as can be expected. Listen, want to take a ride with me?"
"Okay, sure. Where to?"
"Tina and Bette's house." There was a long silence on the line. "Carmen?"
"I'm here."
"I know, it's a major downer," Lauren said quietly. "But please consider two things. First, I've never been there, and I need to go with one or the other of you to show me around. Even if it weren't for this morning's session, I don't think it should be Shane. You're a lot tougher emotionally than she is. I know you won't fall apart. Second, it'll give us a chance to have our private talk."
"Yeah, okay, I understand. You have keys? Doesn't somebody live there?"
"Yes, I called and got permission to come over. They're okay with us looking around. How's half an hour?"
"Fine."
"See you soon."
* * *
Carmen changed into a pair of non-holey jeans and a teal polo shirt with the name of Olivia Cruise Lines embroidered on it, and was standing at the curb when Lauren pulled up in her white Miata convertible.
"Nice," Carmen said, admiring the car. "It's you."
"Hop in," Lauren said. Her sunglasses were perched on top of her head. She was wearing jeans, a man's shirt and a pale blue blazer. "Like my outfit? It's my Don Johnson look. Everybody says I dress like
Miami Vice
."
"They're right, you do. Can you come in for a minute? My mom would like to meet you."
"Uh, okay, sure," Lauren said, turning off the ignition. "I don't usually get taken to meet the parents until after I fuck somebody."
"Fuck you and shut up," Carmen whispered, laughing. "Don't talk like that! My mom is suspicious enough as it is, without anyone giving her ideas. And there's no fucking way I'm dating a homicide detective."
"Missing persons, ex-homicide, but okay. As we cops in the Missing Persons Bureau like to say, you don't know what you're missing. I'll be on my best cop behavior," Lauren said as they went up the walk. "Want me to flash my badge? Draw my gun?"
"I can see this isn't going to go well," Carmen murmured, opening the door and ushering Lauren in. "Hey, Mom?" she called out, "Lauren's here."
"In the kitchen," Mercedes called out.
"Follow me," Carmen said. "Don't draw your cannon yet."
Mercedes was standing in front of the stove, stirring a very large pot of something that smelled spicy and divine. She wore a flowered print dress, as she usually did, and an apron over it that said "Kiss the Cook" in Spanish.
"Wow, that smells incredible!" Lauren said, coming forward to shake hands with Mercedes. "Hi, I'm Lauren Hancock."
But it wasn't going to be a handshake, of course. Mercedes put down her spoon and wrapped Lauren in a smothering hug.