This is a fuck parody series... Maybe offensive... But not real
Series Theme : I'm the trashiest white motherfucker (literally) out there... And I have a huge sweet tooth... I love chocolate... I love black pussy... My adopted mother is Oprah Winfrey... I'm the sleaziest fuck freak on earth... Sex drugs and freaky shit is my motto
Phone's ringing... Still ringing... Answering machine comes on. "James, I need to see you babe. Come by my office when you get up. Love you."
My mom's voice in the machine makes me smile... even in my hungover, groggy state. My mom is Oprah Winfrey... yeah, that Oprah Winfrey. Yes, I know I'm white. She adopted me. She's also the reason I'm so addicted to black bitches. Mom took my virginity many years ago. I love my mother more than anything. She's always taking care of me... we live together... she's aways buying me stuff and giving me her unconditional love... and she's always giving me that sweet black pussy of hers too.
I tongue fucked her booty last night. I love my mom's ass. She's famous for her huge, natural titties... and I sure love them too, but I love eating her ass... then fucking it. I ate her ass for two hours last night. I fucked it for another hour. It's so snug and comfy. I jizzed in it. I cum a lot... and mom loves it. She usually drinks it, but I just jizzed her phat booty instead.
I'm a white trash pimp. I pimp pretty much any bitch that's willing to walk a track. I freak fuck the bitches first of course. When I'm not pimpin'... or doing my gigalo work... or making a custom porn for someone... I'm getting high or drunk... or fuckin'... a lot of fuckin'... it's my life and my love.
I smack my one of my girlfriend's ass... ebony pornstar Rachel Raxxx... she's laying next to me, on my huge waterbed. I know waterbeds aren't in style anymore, but I dig the feel and retro vibe of the motherfuckers.
I squeeze that sweet black booty roughly... bitch is worn out from our freak fuckin' marathon last night. After I finished with my mom's phat booty, I spent the next four hours, thumpin' Rachel's hot chocolate holes.
I turn her over on her back and smile... those 28KK all natural tits looking so fucking good. I molest them, squeezing hard, slapping them. I straddle Rachel's massive chest and slide my 10 thick between them. I squeeze them around my cock and start drilling those enormous chocolate titties. I pinch her small nipples, and squeeze the fuck outta those gigantic tits, as I pound in between them.
Rachel moans, smiling. I smile and titty thump her harder and harder, my throbbing 10 inches of white meat drilling faster between her titties. Rachel wakes up and smiles lustfully at me. That's it... I blast her gorgeous face with my thick cream. Rachel sticks out her tongue and laps up some of it, as it spurts outta my cock. I cover her hot chocolate face and watch Rachel suck me clean.
I smile again and grab a blunt, lighting it, puffin' hard. I exhale the smoke into the air and smack my big ass white cock on Rachel's beautiful lips. She smiles and licks it all over. "Mmmmmmmm daddy... Thank you for the cum wake up call." Rachel smiles and moans, sucking my plump head, licking all over it. She licks the cum up around her mouth and drinks it down. I get off her, and watch her walk to the bathroom, wiggling that phat chocolate ass for me. Rachel looks back at me, and smacks her booty, wiggles it, and blows me a kiss. Fuck... I love my sleazy ass life.
I head out to my mom's office in Beverly Hills. I get a call. "Hey baby... what's up?" It's one of my other girlfriends Nicki Minaj.
"Hey daddy... I need some weed and some bomb ass white dick... when you comin' over? I need my daddy dick. My phat ass is gettin' less phat without it daddy." Nicki giggles.
I laugh. "Gotta talk to mama. She's the boss bitch... can't forget about her baby. I'll send Spence (from The King of Queens) over to pick you up. We can hang, after I meet with my mom."
"Ok baby... I'm real horny though... Spence better watch it, or I may throw him some of this pussy...molest his chubby ass." Nicki laughs. "I need my daddy dick."
"You'll get it baby... I promise. Spence can't handle you babe... he's too fragile." Nicki and I laugh.
"OK daddy... see you real soon... love you daddy." Nicki blows me a big kiss through the phone.
In my mom Oprah's office...
"My beautiful, gorgeous, sexy ass mama."
"My gorgeous, sexy ass, big dick son." Oprah hugs me. We kiss. I reach down and squeeze mom's thick ass through her tight, tan pants. I love kissing my mama. She has the sexiest thick lips. We kiss passionately for a minute. Mom moans into my mouth, as I tightly squeeze her extra phat booty. Her huge, black titties rub on my chest. She's wearing a white button down blouse... not tucked in... and a thin gray sweater over it.
I reach up and roughly grope mama's huge ass titties. They feel so fucking food in my hands... so big, soft and heavy. My mom has the most gorgeous, black milf titties in the world. I'm obsessed with them... and I get to play with them anytime I want.
"James... I need you to do me a favor." Mom says, breaking our kiss, sitting on the edge of her desk.
"You know we're making The Color Purple ll. There's this executive at Paramount that keeps trying to shut it down for some reason. I don't think he likes me."