FADE IN:
INT. TENEMENT BUILDING, HARLEM, NYC - DAY
Two white plainclothes COPS are moving rapidly up a dark
staircase.  They are holding drawn pistols.  They reach a
floor and move down the hallway to a door.  One of the COPS
bangs on the door.
COP #1
NYPD! Devon Barnes, open the
fuckin' door!
Footsteps and voices are heard within the apartment.  The
footsteps move towards the door.
MAN #1
What the fuck you want?  If you
ain't got no paper, get the fuck
outta here.
COP #1
(holding up badge to
peephole)
Here's the only paper I need,
bitch!  Now open the fuckin' door,
Barnes.  We just need to talk to
you for a second.
The door opens slightly, and MAN #1 peers out.  He looks at
the two COPS and decides to open the door a little more.  COP
#1 kicks the door open all the way and COP #2 bursts in.  COP
#1 throws MAN #1 to the ground and covers him with his
pistol.
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
COP #2
Everybody get your fuckin' hands in
the air!  Do it now!
Three men are seated on a filthy living room set in the
trashed apartment.  The men sense something is wrong. One man
reaches for a pistol on the coffee table.
COP #2 (CONT'D)
Don't touch that weapon! Fuckin'
stop!
The man's hand touches the weapon.  COP #2 fires a shot into
the man.  Chaos erupts as the other men leap up from the
couch.
COP #1
Billy! Just do everybody!
COP #2
(deadpan)
Hey, whatever you say...
COP #2 fires his pistol at the remaining two men, killing
them.  COP #1 fires his pistol into the head of MAN #1 who is
still face down on the floor. The COPS flee the apartment and
race out to the street where they enter their car.
INT. CAR - DAY
COP #2
(laughing)
Holy shit! That was a fuckin' freak
show!  I'm so pumped right now!
Woo hoo!
