WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction. The events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and are no true reflection of the celebrities, singers, songs etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. All characters depicted in this fiction are over 18 years of age. I do not own Taylor Swift, any of her songs or any associated artist, act or piece of music involved or associated with her.
Starring: Taylor Swift
What Happens at the Christmas Tree Farm
An erotic fan-fiction story.
by DaxG2001
Codes: Cons, MF, oral.
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"So, all we need for you to do here Hank is just to, I dunno, make sure the lady is well taken care of." The farm owner gruffly said, not sounding too thrilled about the events and the fuss going on. "Get her snacks, get her water. Whatever she needs. You know how these fancy city folk get when they can't get a precious damn signal on their shiny machines and gadgets and whatnot!"
"Yup. Got it, Sir." Hank Monroe stated with a nod. The young, handsome and nicely muscular farm hand was a stereotype of a good old country boy who worked on farmland, even down to the plaid shirt and jeans he wore which looked well used and far from fresh off the shelf. All too happy to help out at this Christmas Tree farm he's worked at for years and more than likely will do at for the rest of his life. "Must be somethin' real important goin' all with all these folk about." He stated the obvious, as was the way for a man who kept himself to himself and didn't engage in the usual current generation trends, culture or even too much into modern music or films and the like. Just a good working man who did some honest work and went home to the family house each day.
"Hell if I know what it all is, boy! It's the last damn thing we need heading into the busiest month for us!" The farm owner stated. "Need to get up lights, camera this, secure the area that. If they'd damn shown up early we wouldn't need this delay! They're talking an hour maybe two before they're ready for this photoshoot or whatever it is!" He complained before his attention turned to an approaching vehicle that from the size of it and the shine of the paintwork was most certainly not from any neck of the woods around this farm. "Anyway, guess this might be the 'VIP' or whoever. So make sure you keep her safe and all that and only speak when you're spoken to. Probably some rich guy's daughter or whatever so don't be doing any funny business."
"No Sir." Hank stated with a nod and didn't sound like that thought had even crossed his mind. He stood in place with hands in his pockets to watch his boss approach the vehicle as a few men first came out with one speaking right to the farm owner while another opened the door of the car.
Whatever Hank had been expecting to see, he was soon met with a very pleasant surprise at the woman who stepped out of the car. If he was like most young men of his age in other parts of the country he'd know fully well that this woman wasn't just any normal blonde woman, even as attractive and nicely curved as she was. This was none other than Miss Americana herself in global pop music icon Taylor Swift. Clad in a nicely fitting dress with a skirt that rested to the thigh and snugly showed off her hips and chest, along with those long legs. Topped off with, as is her trademark, thick red lipstick on her lips and she even had a classic red with white ruffle and bobble Santa hat on the top of her head. Nicely fitting for both the holiday season and the fact that she, as stated by her festive song Christmas Tree Farm, used to grow up on such a farm herself in her younger years.
"OK, Miss Swift... This here is Hank. One of my trusted farm workers." His boss said to lead Swift over to him.
"Ma'am." Hank politely said with a nod and while he could appreciate her beauty, even if he might be like his Boss some of the few men in the world to not know who she was, he kept a respectful look at her.
"He's gonna make sure someone keeps a watch on you. Not that we get any trouble around here of course." His boss made sure to add. "But you two run along now and we'll see what your guys are complaining about now for this shoot of yours." The Boss made a gesture with his hand and turned away to go back to the men at the car.
"This way, Ma'am." Hank said and pointed towards a hut-like building just a short distance away. "I'll just warn you it's kind of whipped together real quick. We don't really have no need for any, you know, waitin' area or anythin' fancy like that. But it's warm, got light and we got a kettle we can boil so I reckon it's all us folks need out here." He explained with a smile and politely opened the door for her.
"Oh, it looks more than fine!" Taylor smiled and stepped in. Seeing that indeed this looked more like a common break-room for workers from the shelves and lockers at the walls and a basic lightbulb above, but at the least, they'd put in a comfy chair likely from the owner's house there to use. "And please, no need for calling me 'Ma'am' all the time either! Just Taylor will do just fine."
"Sure thing, Taylor." Hank closed the door behind them and allowed Taylor to take a quick look around before she popped her handbag onto a table. "Well, I was told to stick around and make sure that anythin' ya'll need is taken care of. So if you need me to whip up somethin' to drink or rummage up somethin' to eat, just let me know."
"That's the kind of country hospitality I've missed!" Taylor said and didn't decide to sit down just yet. A glance over the handsome man while she stood a short distance away from him. "You know? The whole reason why I'm going to do a photoshoot out here today is because way back when I was growing up I used to live on a Christmas Tree farm! Not this one of course, but pretty much just like it!"
"Huh. Well, ain't that a real small world." Hank sounded surprised. "Guess me and my Boss misjudged you somethin' real bad. Figured ya'll was some city gal or somethin'. So I'm real sorry for makin' that kind of judgement about ya'll."
"Oh relax! I've been called worse!" Taylor smiled and waved a hand to show she had no problems with that. "Your name's Hank, right?" She asked and he nodded to confirm. "Well yeah, I'm a real country gal at heart. It's how I started, singing classic stuff you know? Before I moved on to pop music and, well, songs about Christmas Tree farms! Well, one song but with how I'm redoing my songs there might be another one in me somewhere."
"Singer, huh? Must be someone who sings real good to have all these people and all this fuss around you!" Hank said for a compliment with a smile to match.
"You... Don't know who I am?" Taylor sounded surprised but let out another cute laugh. "That's a first for me, no offence! I'm used to, like, everyone knowing who I am."