This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe
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In the late summer of 2001, during the height of the Alliance invasion of the WWF, the batty Perry Saturn is sitting alone in the meeting room, where the WWF superstars gather to plan on how to deal with the Alliance in every match. Perry Saturn is sitting on a chair near the corner of the room, holding a mop between his legs and is brushing it's 'hair'. "Moppy likes that's huh?" he says to the mop and pauses as if listening to the mop. Saturn smiles, "You're welcome Moppy."
As Perry Saturn sits in the meeting room brushing Moppy's 'hair'; the manager and girlfriend of Saturn, the stunning horny little she-devil Terri Runnels, walks into the meeting room. Terri sighs as she starts to walk to Saturn "Perry..." Terri says throwing her hands down as she approaches him "There you are...." Terri shakes her head "You know...you can't be alone...since your little head injury..." Terri says as she stands behind Saturn and places her delicate hands onto Saturn's shoulders. Terri is dressed in a tight pair of jeans and a cream colored sleeve-less top, that shows off her gorgeous mid-section.
Saturn looks at Terri with a bit of a raised eyebrow, before he smiles, "Cows eat grass so they can make milk... you're welcome." Saturn then resumes brushing Moppy's 'hair' with a brush that belongs to Terri.
Terri rolls her eyes "Perry....come on let's go..." Terri says as she glances over Saturn's shoulders and seeing him holding Moppy in his hands "Perry! Do you still have that stupid mop!?" Terri somewhat yells, she then notices the brush "And...is that my brush!?"
Perry looks up at Terri again, but replies by holding up the brush and saying, "Brushes have bristles to make hair pretty... you're welcome."
Terri shakes her head and she reaches down and snatches the brush from Saturn's hands "Perry! God! Perry..." Terri throws her hands down as she starts to head towards the door "Sometimes...you're so...stupid!"
Saturn blinks a few times as he watches Terri leave and says, "You're welcome..." He looks down at the Moppy and pats it affectionately as he remains sitting on the chair.
Terri shakes her head as she opens the door to the meeting room and walks out, letting the door slam behind her. Terri walks down the hallway as she continues to shake her head "I can't believe...Perry...and that stupid mop!" Terri says as she disappointing folds her arms "I can't even remember the last Perry... and I..." Terri pauses as she talks to herself out loud "That... mop... is so stupid!"
A few seconds after Terri makes her comment about Moppy, someone starts laughing, "Perry sure has his way with women..." A voice says from down the hall. Terri when she stops for a brief moment can clearly see the Alliance wrestler known as Raven, leaning against the wall of the hallway. He's dressed in cut-off faded blue jean shorts, a black sleeveless t-shirt, and has a tattered long sleeved dark gray flannel shirt tied around his waist, with his black leather jacket laying on the floor. He folds his arms and looks in Terri's direction with a smirk on his face that is partially hidden by his long unkempt hair.
Terri raises her eyebrow as she folds her arms "What do you want?!" Terri snaps a bit, obviously still frustrated over her situation with Perry Saturn.
Raven chuckles a bit, "Me... oh I don't want anything... I just find your whole relationship with Perry amusing... losing out to a mop..." Raven laughs some more, "That is quite hilarious..."
Terri folds her arms over her large voluptuous chest "Perry's just stupid." Terri says as she shakes her head "I mean a stupid mop! I'm so much better then a stupid mop!"
Raven smirks as he bends down to pick up his jacket from the ground, "That probably goes with out saying... unless someone picks the mop over you..." Raven laughs a bit at his own comment.
Terri raises her eyebrow as she looks at Raven "Well...there's certain things...I can do..." Terri licks her lips "That...a stupid mop...can't..."
Raven pushes the hair out of his face so that Terri can see him more clearly. "There are many things that a mop can't do that you obvious can..." Raven smirks as he puts on his jacket. "Perry will probably disagree somehow... him and that mop sure are rather close..." Raven chuckles a bit more, "I can just imagine what needs aren't being met on every possible angle of you're little love triangle..."
Terri sighs and rolls her eyes "It's been months...since...I've....you know" Terri says as she unfolds her arms and places them on her slender hips.
Raven smirks a bit and moves away from the wall. He starts to walk slowly toward Terri, "Ahhh and Perry is obviously not paying any attention to you..." Raven stops as he stands right in front of Terri. "You need someone that takes care of those needs..."
Terri looks away and nods her head slowly with a slight smirk "Exactly...I need someone who can meet all my needs..." Terri says in a soft, seductive voice as her nipples begin to come to her trademarked erected state.