Bill Keneely, Mark Mancuso, Jim Cantore, and their special guest Bruce DePrest from Connecticut had just finished a tiring day at a convention featuring a discussion of severe weather conditions. The hotel they had planned to stay at made a mistake with the booking, so all 4 men were forced to share one room with a king sized bed. No one said a word as Bill opened the door and revealed the tiny room they would be in for the next 12 hours. After the weathermen had shed their suit jackets, ties, and shoes, Jim suggested they all play poker. Everyone agreed with gusto, and in a matter of minutes the four men were seated around a small table drinking beer and munching down potato chips. After 15 minutes or so, they got bored and talked about what they could do to liven up the game. Jim was the first to speak.
"I have an idea how we could get more comfortable and have fun at the same time!"
"What's that?" Bill looked at Jim quizzically.
"Let's play strip poker down to our undershorts!"
Bill let out a loud whistle as Mark and Bruce groaned in displeasure.
"What's the matter guys...are you chicken?" Jim glared at Bruce and Mark.
"I'm n-n-oottt c-chicken" Bruce stammered. "It's just that I've never..."
"Me neither!" Mark nodded in agreement. "I never stripped down in front of all guys before."
"We'll keep our shorts on." Jim assured his two hesitant buddies. "Don't worry, I think this will be a lot of fun!"
There were a few more groans and swearing but Jim completely ignored them, dealing the cards. At first, the guys lost pretty evenly. They all shed their socks and dress shirts. Jim and Mark wore sleeveless undershirts, in contrast to Bruce and Bill's crew necks. Then, Bill ran into a run of bad luck. He lost twice, pulling his t-shirt over his head and lowering his trousers. Three pairs of eyes popped as Bill's full cut blue striped boxers and very hairy legs came into view. He sat back down, turning bright red.
"Nice boxers Bill," Jim smiled at his best buddy, I have a pair just like that."
"T-Thanks." Bill was a bit tongue tied in his embarrassed state.