Voyager Uncensored # 3 : "Shore Leave"
Part 1
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Context Notes:
This episode takes place after "The Raven" but before "Scientific Method", in Voyager's 4th season, pretty much right after they introduced Seven. For certain plot reasons (as you'll see), I wanted to have this story take place right about then. Also, I wanted to bridge the gap between the last Voyager Uncensored story and the new direction of the show now that Kes is (supposedly) gone and Seven is on the show. You'll find, though, in this story, that Kes' disappearance wasn't quite what it seemed. Also, there are a couple references to other episodes such as "Threshold" (Tom and Janeway break warp 10 and devolve into Catfish), "Meld" (The murderous Ensign Suder), and "Phage" (Neelix' Lungs get stolen!).
Content Note:
Okay, this one is definitely the most graphic and extreme one I've written, and they're likely to stay at this level. I also kind of abandoned the pretense of having a serious plot in this one, the sex is the main plot element here, but I tried to keep the genuine characterizations and humor the previous episodes had.
This story contains: F/f, FM/f TS/m, F/m, FM/m, bestiality (alien), oral, anal, watersports, scat, humiliation and D/S.
(Note that "TS" here stands for a woman with a penis, not a man in drag, trust me, it will make sense when you read it.)
Also, as usual, no incest, no pedophilia (though I guess technically Kes is only 6, but then her race only lives 9 years and is mature by 2), no torture or snuff. Just thought you'd like to know.
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TEASER:
"Captain's Log: Stardate 49474.7 While I am frustrated by our unavoidable extension of our journey home by our encounter with the B'omar, I must say the three months it will take us to circumnavigate their space is going to go by rather quickly. It has only been a few days since the incident involving the Raven and already things seem back to normal. In fact, the crew is keeping very busy, especially Ensign Kim and Seven who are working on the new Astrometrics Lab. I-"
A soft bleep interrupted Captain Katherine Janeway's log entry. "Neelix to Captain Janeway." She sighed in annoyance and put down the PADD on the counter next to her, next to the sink.
"Yes, Neelix, what is it? And it had better be good, I'm taking a piss!" she replied with more than a little trace of annoyance in her voice.
Neelix was in the Mess Hall and heard the splashing sound of Janeway's urine as she continued to relieve herself, as if to punctuate her point. "Er- I'm sorry, Captain, I didn't mean to interrupt- I'll just"
"Just go ahead, Neelix, what is it?" she interrupted.
Neelix heard his Captain continue to piss and went on, a little uncomfortably, "Uh, yes, well, it's just that it's Mexicano night here tomorrow night and I've just found that we're all out of beans and jollypanos-" Neelix completely slaughtered the word "jalepeno", pronouncing it like an English word.
"Jolly- what? Well whatever it is, just replicate them" replied the Captain.
"Well, it's just that, well, I know how much people look forward to the theme nights, and I'd really like to get them fresh real food if possible..." Neelix explained.
"And I take it the hydroponics bays are fresh out?" Janeway sighed, knowing Neelix had an idea, wishing he'd just get to the point.
"Well, yes, Captain," Neelix replied, "but I was talking to Ensign Kim and he told me we have scanned and contacted a planet nearby with an extensive agriculture, similar to your Earth's, and-"
"Yes, the Yasmina, we contacted them yesterday. I'm sure we could arrange some sort of trade, and it will be good for morale" - unless he gives us all food poisoning Janeway thought to herself- still, better to pacify the annoying warthog or whatever he was, "I'll ask them about it... as soon as I'm done with my piss!"
Neelix is suddenly flushed, looking around making sure no-one overheard and got the point, "Uh- thank you Captain, the crew will be grateful, Neelix out." And with a soft tone, he deactivated the panel and started planning the "Fiesta".
Back in Janeway's quarters, the captain picked up her PADD and prepared to continue her log, when another beep interrupted her. "Chakotay to Captain Janeway"
"Yes, Chakotay?" Janeway asked, a little peeved now.
"Sorry to bother you Captain, but we've picked up a strange energy reading..." Chakotay reported.
Is there any other kind? Janeway thought to herself, "I'll be right there," she responded.
"Chakotay out."
Janeway put down the PADD and looked down between her thighs into Kes' deep blue eyes.
"Swallow," she ordered. Kes audibly swallowed a mouthful of her Captain's hot piss.
"Wipe."
Kes licked Janeway's pussy lips clean of piss, at all times keeping her eyes locked with her Captain's.
"Good girl," Janeway complimented her as she patted her on the head and stood up, pulling up her pants. She put Kes' gag back in and turned on her anal vibrator before leaving, locking the bathroom and heading up to the bridge.
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