You walk in the door after a long day at work. You kick your shoes off and set your keys on the end table. As you turn around to lock the door you hear a noise from the other end of the house. You know no one is supposed to be there. As you try to hone in on the sound, you realize it is coming from your bedroom. You grab the nearest thing to you that looks even remotely dangerous, which happens to be an umbrella, and walk towards the bedroom. As you get closer the noise stops. Must have been the damn cat, you think to yourself. As you walk in your bedroom door you turn to flip the light switch and it happens, someone grabs you and throws you on the bed.
You’re near hysterics, and then you see the light turn on above. As you look at who grabbed you, you realize that you know who this is. As you look at him, you see his blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. It’s Val Kilmer, what the hell is he doing in your home?
“Surprised you didn’t I? I’ve been reading those stories you write about me. It wasn’t hard to find you. And since you have such a vivid imagination on what you’d like me to do to you, I figured I’d come and oblige.” Val stares down at you sexily.
“I never thought I’d actually get to meet you. I can’t believe it’s you. You read my stories? I feel so embarrassed.” You can feel the blood running to your cheeks, yet you start to get wet as you realize why he’s really here.
“I look around to see what people are saying and I happened upon one of your stories. It got me hot, I loved it. I kept finding more and more all with your name on them and I had to meet you.” He gazed into her eyes the whole time he talked to her.