“Okay, this calls for a full-scale, middle of the night, serious book reading, two dozen donuts eating, Scooby meeting.” Buffy said, still staring at the spot Willow had vacated moments earlier.
“I couldn’t agree more.” Giles shook his head, still in a state of shock. “Let’s give them a call.”
“Check, Scooby APB coming up. “ She paused. “Do you really think Xander and Cordelia are going to be much help?” Buffy reached for the phone. When a situation got this bad, she was comforted by Willow and Giles doing some research. Willow would find exactly what they needed.
“Perhaps not, but if I’m up then they have to be too. Frankly, I don’t think I could sleep after what we just heard.”
“Me either.” Buffy called Xander. Of course, it took forever because Giles had a rotary dial. “Hi, Xander? You awake?” There was muffled voice on the other end. “Yes, I know it’s 5:22A.M.” Another mumble was heard. “I know you were sleeping. What else is new? You’re always asleep.” She listened. “Yes, of course it’s important! Not quite middle of the night call from the Slayer . . do the math. Get Cordelia and get to the library. We’re in full research mode. ” Buffy expelled a breath as the muted voice was heard again. “No, it’s not a nasty demon of the week. It’s much more serious than that. No, not The Judge serious but almost. Just get there, will you? Willow’s in trouble!” Buffy hung up the phone, she dusted her hands free of imaginary particles. “We should see them at the library in record time.”
“Well, I daresay, that was a straightforward way of telling him.” Giles said sarcastically.
“I can’t right now, Giles. Do you know what a hissy fit Xander is going to throw when he finds out? Willow is shacking up with the evil undead. We’re lucky if he doesn’t end up in the hospital.”
“Yes, I know.”
“What are we going to research? Has this sort of thing happened before?”
“Human women falling for vampires? Their numbers are legion. However, I’m convinced that there might be other forces at work here. This isn’t like Willow.”
“What do you think it might be?”
“I haven’t the faintest idea. Mind control? A spell gone awry? Perhaps Xander’s, er, new relationship with Cordelia has robbed her of her senses. I just can’t imagine that Willow and this demon. . .” He looked vaguely disgusted. “I’m still quite flummoxed.” He crossed his arms over his chest and drew his shoulders in.
“I’m not.” Buffy said honestly. ”I mean, think about it. Handsome. Intelligent. Sophisticated.”
“Homicidal.”
“That is a big draw back. Who knew Wills digs bad boys?”
“Maybe she’s simply flattered by his attention. I’ve noted that Willow has been rather ignored by young men.”
“And the leather pants don’t hurt either.”
Giles grimaced. “Yes, quite. Thanks to our dear Willow, I also have some disturbing sexual imagery floating around in my head.”
She groaned.“Gyuah! Giles, I just managed to block that out. Remember? I have some imagery from BOTH you and Wills. Now, it has all started again. Worse than before.”
“Buffy, I didn’t–“
”Save it. I saw your sex toys, Giles. The Denial Train has left the station. ” The librarian blanched. Buffy put her head in her hands. “Talk about something else. We have to get rid of the mental picture.”
“I’m trying! Er. . .Spike! Let’s think about him. Demon. Railroad spikes. Nothing sexual about him at all.”
Buffy gave him a disbelieving look. “You have seen him, right? Great cheek bones. The accent. Big blue eyes.”
“Just what are you implying?” Giles said archly. “I’m not harboring any, er, thoughts about Spike. That is–“
At the same time, Buffy spoke. ”Not that I’m attracted to Spike. Because, eww, evil undead, right?”
“That was in my youth. I put Ethan Rayne behind me.”
“What are you talking about?” Buffy asked.
“Nothing. What were you talking about?”
“Nothing.” She snapped.
“Let’s move on. We were discussing Spike, er, his killings.” His face was impassive, as if he were reading from a book. “William, the Bloody. Killed two Slayers.”
“In love with Drusilla.” Buffy added.
“Who was sired by Angelus. Dammit! New Topic.” Giles blurted out. “The Master.”
“Okay. . .The Master. Scary.” Buffy chimed in.
“Powerful.”
“Sired Darla.”
“Who sired Angelus!” Giles scowled.
“Apparently, all roads lead to Angelus.”
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Willow sprinted down the road and then across her lawn ever mindful of the large vampire behind her. She hurriedly swung open the door of her house and scampered up the stairs. Behind her, Angelus grinned. He bolted to her balcony and climbed up the side, easily vaulting onto the floor. He was inside her room just as she swung the door open. Moving swiftly, he swept her up in his arms. “Looks like I caught you.” He growled playfully.
“Dammit.” Willow said.
“Willow, I’m shocked at your language. Whatever would your friends say?”
“I was supposed to be faster, you weren’t supposed to win.” She frowned. “And I’m not even sure you won. I mean, I was in my house, and–“
”But not in bed.”
“Who said anything about being in bed?” Angelus just smiled sexily. Well, okay, maybe she WAS thinking about bed. Did he have to be so smug about it?
“How did you manage to outrun me most of the way, little one?” Angelus said, sitting down on the edge of the bed with her still in his arms. “I am a demon, after all. Super strength and added stamina.” He nipped her ear. “In more ways than one.” She shivered. “And my legs are longer.”
“Spell.” She said, looking down, trying to fake remorse but failing miserably. “It’s called the Rabbit Running Spell. I memorized it from a website. I thought it might come in handy in Sunnydale.”
“You cheated?!”